Brad Dourif is so fucking good in this, I'm completely ripping him off for my crooked physician character in a game of Swords of the Serpentine we play every other month

You for a certainty are about to hear the fuckin' angels sing, ya lucky neophyte cocksucker

The late great Miguel Ferrer. A little treasure of our species. RIP.

That's pretty damn great! And what an aesthetic transformation just 33 years after Lovecraft's death...

"Bippy just hasn't been herself this past week... and I'm starting to suspect it's because she found out about the Holodomor."

I guarantee I did not see that coming

It's like the fucking "Why are you surprised?" people. Wow, congrats, you're The Most Cynical! What do you want, a fucking certificate? Complimentary car wash? What?

Congrats!

M, exasperated, finally breaks it to Bond: "Look, 007, you're not even the MOST expensive line of espionage clones this country has at its disposal. You're just the one that gets, well, disposed of most frequently."

I just found out that Plur1bus exists like five days ago

His beard is backed WITH NUCLEAR WEAPONS

I made an Ewok Alliance infantry noncom named Yub Sergeant Nub back in high school but the GM moved away before we could play that game. In my headcanon Yub Sergeant Nub is still out there somewhere, avenging his people.

one of the few things that actually matures the tone of the forest battle. Just sixteen years later, Gungans would be leaping out of the way of blaster bolts and pre-dodging explosions like characters in the G.I. Joe cartoons.

It's not impossible, and we do find out the Empire is deliberately laying low. But if it had been my call I would have added some scars to the forest... some sport hunting. Some signs that the chance meetings were cruel. I mean, later on the fact that Ewoks are visibly killed in battle is 🧵

We don't meet them as a culture living in tension because of the Imperial presence; at first they seem almost blissfully detached from any worry about it.