in rock creek.

lmao. used to shop at supreme skates in nyc when id travel on business. when i moved to la i busted a belt buckle and figured id hit the local supreme shop and see what they had. i knew they were more popular but line around the block. I thought it was for some special event. nope. i was o u t

wtf. stop looking into my soul like that!! i haven’t cleaned down there in a while.

fuckin’ a. iirc, big brother magazine commissioned one of the future jackass guys to write a consumer comparison review of enemas with final outcome photos, but this sounds better.

did you listen to sports by huey lewis and the news?

lmao. they would send me books in the mail, or even scan-to-pdf chapters of books for me and email them when i was writing my capstone thesis . . . so awesome i sent a bunch of candy and flowers to all the people in the computer using a few virtual giftcards.

so good, those folks.

lmao. i mean, don’t settle . . . whip them boys ‘til they act right.

saw a phish show at hampton around thanksgiving in ‘95. pretty sure it was a one night stand though.

lmao. i get so much secondary ick i can’t even watch—makes me so fuckin’ uncomfortable.

holy effin’ take. pies are bad but the meat ones aren’t!!

blasphemy on the day before thanksgiving . . .

bits of twine from the baling

fuck yeah 69

very alaska bus guy but i feel like the lack of multiple and varied candies would be your saving grace . . . at the last minute dragging you back from the edge of death cuz you crave nerds candy crossovers or some shit.

but that’s merely speculation.

word up. good look.

yoooo. i want that if it’s vacant take it shit. dying to squat an old gov building

convincing people you don’t gaf is deceptively hard. particularly when you don’t gaf, ‘cuz then you’re almost in some weird post-irony recursive function of continuously having to more stridently tell motherfuckers to
just be out with it ffs and stop overworking shit so damn much.

exhausting.

oh shit.

a lot of beasties allusions as of late on the interwebs. love to see it.

lmao. even if this wasn’t some bot pushing low-grade misinfo, i love that rw lizard brain politics ensures folks believe if we are not on their side we’re on the other.

Very satisfying when conservatives believe they leveled a sick burn—only to find we don’t like the other team either.