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Simon
@scottishsimon.bsky.social
Mechanically minded Rock'n'roll Queer. Mad professor vibes apparently. Neuorobuggered. Consumer culture + design history buff.
Also, British Rail class 21 locos, as on the cover here are fascinating cos they were so dreadful they were being scrapped when they were only eight years old, and I do like a failure 😁
November 25, 2025 at 8:11 PM
Yeah, watching this was the first time I'd heard about her, and I got a bit maudlin wondering what she would have done, I really warmed to her quickly ☹
November 25, 2025 at 7:48 PM
He had a point though, ISWTG I've got a fetish for crow's feet these days 😁
November 25, 2025 at 10:16 AM
See if hot people have them, because I bet they do but you've never noticed. Costas from Shirley Valentine had the right attitude clip.cafe/shirley-vale...
'Oh! He kissed me stretch marks! You kissed my stretch marks! Don't, don't be too stupid to...' - Shirley Valentine
Shirley Valentine: Oh! [to audience] Shirley Valentine: He kissed me stretch marks! [to Costas] Shirley Valentine: You kissed my stretch marks! Costas Caldes: Don't, don't be too stupid to try to...
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November 25, 2025 at 9:58 AM
You daftie, did it not taste funny? I once insisted on having a sandwich made with mouldy bread co I didn't like the other bread we had in, but discovered I was being too subborn quite quickly
November 25, 2025 at 8:54 AM
That's a splendid CD player, and I don't even like CDs
November 25, 2025 at 8:50 AM
Apparently it does work, but it's probably better left to professionals rather than turning it into an amateur hobby I suppose 😁
November 25, 2025 at 1:05 AM
I'll have some if anyone is offering, and if they want to try a fecal transplant for weight loss, I can do a swap, if they supply their own tupperware 👍
November 24, 2025 at 2:06 PM
So sorry, thinking of you, fella
November 24, 2025 at 1:26 PM
😊
November 24, 2025 at 8:10 AM
Belated birthday wishes 😘
November 24, 2025 at 7:05 AM