🏴ALASDAIR KIRKLAND🏴
@scottiebro.bsky.social
Oldest UK brother. Biggest bear in the family (mdni) https://scottiebroz.straw.page
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Owner: HConfirmed
Age: 20+
Gender: she/he/they
Literate rp
Crossover, multiverse, OC friendly!
NOTE: all rps are separate verses. There is no cheating whatsoever here.
#hetaliarp #hwsscotland #aphscotland
Owner: HConfirmed
Age: 20+
Gender: she/he/they
Literate rp
Crossover, multiverse, OC friendly!
NOTE: all rps are separate verses. There is no cheating whatsoever here.
#hetaliarp #hwsscotland #aphscotland
Who remembers the wifi password
February 15, 2026 at 9:08 PM
Who remembers the wifi password
Pft, don’t make me laugh! First born, first in looks. I got the best of the Celtics i did
February 15, 2026 at 2:06 AM
Pft, don’t make me laugh! First born, first in looks. I got the best of the Celtics i did
[ setting him down with a grin ]
Perfect. No issues with gnomes yeah? They keep stalking me
Perfect. No issues with gnomes yeah? They keep stalking me
[ Getting dizzy, nauseous even. Big thumbs up. ]
G..Good, I suppose?
G..Good, I suppose?
[ picks him up to spin around ]
Been ages laddie! How’s it going on over on yer island?
Been ages laddie! How’s it going on over on yer island?
February 15, 2026 at 2:05 AM
[ setting him down with a grin ]
Perfect. No issues with gnomes yeah? They keep stalking me
Perfect. No issues with gnomes yeah? They keep stalking me
Second place isn’t so bad, Connie. I’m the best looking Kirkland
February 15, 2026 at 2:00 AM
Second place isn’t so bad, Connie. I’m the best looking Kirkland
[ picks him up to spin around ]
Been ages laddie! How’s it going on over on yer island?
Been ages laddie! How’s it going on over on yer island?
I can tell! I missed you too!
I MISSED YOU
February 15, 2026 at 1:59 AM
[ picks him up to spin around ]
Been ages laddie! How’s it going on over on yer island?
Been ages laddie! How’s it going on over on yer island?
I MISSED YOU
AH! I mean. Hi.
February 15, 2026 at 1:54 AM
I MISSED YOU
Reposted by 🏴ALASDAIR KIRKLAND🏴
I hope my Valentine gift makes Vinny happy…
February 14, 2026 at 7:34 PM
I hope my Valentine gift makes Vinny happy…
As long as my brother loses im happy
February 9, 2026 at 4:27 AM
As long as my brother loses im happy
Wishing Vinny and his little brother a great day. Also I wish Vinny extra love
February 7, 2026 at 12:16 AM
Wishing Vinny and his little brother a great day. Also I wish Vinny extra love
Valentine’s is coming up and lets just say, heh, I’ve got a special day planned for me love
February 4, 2026 at 1:44 AM
Valentine’s is coming up and lets just say, heh, I’ve got a special day planned for me love
Well yeah, it came across me mind once or twice.
Im not saying ye need love tae be happy. I just dont want ye thinkin its not worth it in the first place.
If ye dont fancy love at all, I’ll drop it
Im not saying ye need love tae be happy. I just dont want ye thinkin its not worth it in the first place.
If ye dont fancy love at all, I’ll drop it
I am happy. I don't need a relationship to be happy. Have you ever considered I might be aromantic?
[ laughing as he lets go ]
I just want ye tae always be happy.
I just want ye tae always be happy.
February 2, 2026 at 4:23 AM
Well yeah, it came across me mind once or twice.
Im not saying ye need love tae be happy. I just dont want ye thinkin its not worth it in the first place.
If ye dont fancy love at all, I’ll drop it
Im not saying ye need love tae be happy. I just dont want ye thinkin its not worth it in the first place.
If ye dont fancy love at all, I’ll drop it
[ laughing as he lets go ]
I just want ye tae always be happy.
I just want ye tae always be happy.
Eugh! Gross!
[ Smacks his arm before stepping away. ]
That's not real. I'm happy enough as it is.
[ Smacks his arm before stepping away. ]
That's not real. I'm happy enough as it is.
Sibling telepathy. I know everything, even when ye leave only one scone fer me at tea.
[ blowing a raspberry on her cheek ]
Meat sweats meat sweats
[ blowing a raspberry on her cheek ]
Meat sweats meat sweats
February 2, 2026 at 4:12 AM
[ laughing as he lets go ]
I just want ye tae always be happy.
I just want ye tae always be happy.
Sibling telepathy. I know everything, even when ye leave only one scone fer me at tea.
[ blowing a raspberry on her cheek ]
Meat sweats meat sweats
[ blowing a raspberry on her cheek ]
Meat sweats meat sweats
How do you know I'm not happy?
[ Rolling her eyes. ]
You smell like meat.. Go get in the bath.
[ Rolling her eyes. ]
You smell like meat.. Go get in the bath.
I say raaahh
[ pressing their temples together ]
I know i act like a right bastard, but i do care aboot ye.
[ pressing their temples together ]
I know i act like a right bastard, but i do care aboot ye.
February 2, 2026 at 3:53 AM
Sibling telepathy. I know everything, even when ye leave only one scone fer me at tea.
[ blowing a raspberry on her cheek ]
Meat sweats meat sweats
[ blowing a raspberry on her cheek ]
Meat sweats meat sweats
I say raaahh
[ pressing their temples together ]
I know i act like a right bastard, but i do care aboot ye.
[ pressing their temples together ]
I know i act like a right bastard, but i do care aboot ye.
Who says I'm not happy?
[ Reluctantly enduring his bear trap of a hug. ]
[ Reluctantly enduring his bear trap of a hug. ]
Aliiiiice you deserve tae be happyyyy
[ squeezing her in a hug while rocking her back and forth ]
Listen tae yer big brooooo
[ squeezing her in a hug while rocking her back and forth ]
Listen tae yer big brooooo
February 1, 2026 at 1:46 PM
I say raaahh
[ pressing their temples together ]
I know i act like a right bastard, but i do care aboot ye.
[ pressing their temples together ]
I know i act like a right bastard, but i do care aboot ye.
Aliiiiice you deserve tae be happyyyy
[ squeezing her in a hug while rocking her back and forth ]
Listen tae yer big brooooo
[ squeezing her in a hug while rocking her back and forth ]
Listen tae yer big brooooo
I'll take my chances forever alone.
A hunch isnt much evidence, Alice. Give the poor bastard a chance at least
February 1, 2026 at 12:36 PM
Aliiiiice you deserve tae be happyyyy
[ squeezing her in a hug while rocking her back and forth ]
Listen tae yer big brooooo
[ squeezing her in a hug while rocking her back and forth ]
Listen tae yer big brooooo
A hunch isnt much evidence, Alice. Give the poor bastard a chance at least
It's just a hunch.
No? Why not? She’s lovesick, sure, but it’s not like he’s plotting world domination
February 1, 2026 at 12:04 PM
A hunch isnt much evidence, Alice. Give the poor bastard a chance at least
No? Why not? She’s lovesick, sure, but it’s not like he’s plotting world domination
I don't think I could handle Francis, if I'm honest.
Franny’s always propositioned…
There’s gotta be someone out there for you
There’s gotta be someone out there for you
February 1, 2026 at 11:16 AM
No? Why not? She’s lovesick, sure, but it’s not like he’s plotting world domination
Franny’s always propositioned…
There’s gotta be someone out there for you
There’s gotta be someone out there for you
If there was someone who would date me, I think we would be dating by now. How long have I lived, single? We would have found each other by now.
Still, ye’re a bonnie lass. There’s got tae be someone who’d date ye
February 1, 2026 at 11:08 AM
Franny’s always propositioned…
There’s gotta be someone out there for you
There’s gotta be someone out there for you
Aye, make sure tae text me brother before ye go tae bed. He always whines when he doesn’t get a goodnight text.
[ gently patting Sean’s shoulder ]
[ gently patting Sean’s shoulder ]
[He's shaking. The punch wasn't even that bad for him. He's trying to scramble up as fast as he can]
Haha, right
...Well, er, I should probably go home now. I should walk the dugs...
Haha, right
...Well, er, I should probably go home now. I should walk the dugs...
Fist it is!
[ punching his lower back ]
Haha! Come on, I’m no pervert! Just had tae give ye a fright for fun
[ punching his lower back ]
Haha! Come on, I’m no pervert! Just had tae give ye a fright for fun
February 1, 2026 at 12:54 AM
Aye, make sure tae text me brother before ye go tae bed. He always whines when he doesn’t get a goodnight text.
[ gently patting Sean’s shoulder ]
[ gently patting Sean’s shoulder ]
Fist it is!
[ punching his lower back ]
Haha! Come on, I’m no pervert! Just had tae give ye a fright for fun
[ punching his lower back ]
Haha! Come on, I’m no pervert! Just had tae give ye a fright for fun
Woah! W-w-wait, I thought we were playing! I ain't gonntae fuck me brother in law-
[He's trying to close his legs as he stammers out various apologies that really don't make sense because of how disjointed they are]
[He's trying to close his legs as he stammers out various apologies that really don't make sense because of how disjointed they are]
Ha, I’m no pansy!
[ He gets Sean to his knees and starts spreading the man’s legs ]
Stuff ye real good I will. Fist or dick? Decide quick or ye get both!
[ He gets Sean to his knees and starts spreading the man’s legs ]
Stuff ye real good I will. Fist or dick? Decide quick or ye get both!
February 1, 2026 at 12:34 AM
Fist it is!
[ punching his lower back ]
Haha! Come on, I’m no pervert! Just had tae give ye a fright for fun
[ punching his lower back ]
Haha! Come on, I’m no pervert! Just had tae give ye a fright for fun
Ha, I’m no pansy!
[ He gets Sean to his knees and starts spreading the man’s legs ]
Stuff ye real good I will. Fist or dick? Decide quick or ye get both!
[ He gets Sean to his knees and starts spreading the man’s legs ]
Stuff ye real good I will. Fist or dick? Decide quick or ye get both!
Don't be gentle, I'm sturdier'n I look!
[He knows it's no use trying to fight the hold itself, so he's wiggling around to try to tire him out instead]
Come on, what are ya, me nan?
[He knows it's no use trying to fight the hold itself, so he's wiggling around to try to tire him out instead]
Come on, what are ya, me nan?
Spread yer legs then goosey!
[ laughing as he puts Sean in a hold! Old wrestling habits die hard ]
[ laughing as he puts Sean in a hold! Old wrestling habits die hard ]
February 1, 2026 at 12:01 AM
Ha, I’m no pansy!
[ He gets Sean to his knees and starts spreading the man’s legs ]
Stuff ye real good I will. Fist or dick? Decide quick or ye get both!
[ He gets Sean to his knees and starts spreading the man’s legs ]
Stuff ye real good I will. Fist or dick? Decide quick or ye get both!
See Sean gets it
January 31, 2026 at 9:44 PM
See Sean gets it
Spread yer legs then goosey!
[ laughing as he puts Sean in a hold! Old wrestling habits die hard ]
[ laughing as he puts Sean in a hold! Old wrestling habits die hard ]
Oi, oi, don't tempt me wit a good time
[He sticks his tongue out while smirking then shoves him back. Not hard, he's just playing around]
[He sticks his tongue out while smirking then shoves him back. Not hard, he's just playing around]
Oi! I’ll stuff ye like a goose if ye keep up wit that!
[ laughing as he nudges Sean ]
[ laughing as he nudges Sean ]
January 31, 2026 at 9:43 PM
Spread yer legs then goosey!
[ laughing as he puts Sean in a hold! Old wrestling habits die hard ]
[ laughing as he puts Sean in a hold! Old wrestling habits die hard ]