Scott Carpenter
@scottcarpenter.bsky.social
aka Boota. Writer/musician/wage slave. Married. Father and grandfather. Thought about giving up bourbon, but I got over it. No DMs.
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The Namesake Prophecy, Book One: The Bad Fairy
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Book Release Day!
The Bad Fairy is available to order, finally! It’s been a long road with a lot of bumps, but it’s here. At 556 pages, it can also be used as a doorstop, a step for a high shelf, or a weight to hold down a rampaging toddler.
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The Bad Fairy is available to order, finally! It’s been a long road with a lot of bumps, but it’s here. At 556 pages, it can also be used as a doorstop, a step for a high shelf, or a weight to hold down a rampaging toddler.
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IT’S PROBABLY A FACT!
The number one most popular sex position in Australia is “In”. Everything else is just splitting hairs about which way your feet are pointing.
The number one most popular sex position in Australia is “In”. Everything else is just splitting hairs about which way your feet are pointing.
January 21, 2026 at 11:25 AM
IT’S PROBABLY A FACT!
The number one most popular sex position in Australia is “In”. Everything else is just splitting hairs about which way your feet are pointing.
The number one most popular sex position in Australia is “In”. Everything else is just splitting hairs about which way your feet are pointing.
I’m glad I took my current job in 2012 rather than becoming a paramedic, like I was planning. As of 2016 most of my hometown became people I would refuse to help and I would have had to quit my job.
January 20, 2026 at 3:51 PM
I’m glad I took my current job in 2012 rather than becoming a paramedic, like I was planning. As of 2016 most of my hometown became people I would refuse to help and I would have had to quit my job.
IT’S PROBABLY A FACT!
After The A-Team, George Peppard agreed to host a talk show. His first and only guest was Hulk Hogan, who refused to talk wrestling and insisted on proving that he could spin plates while playing bass guitar. Peppard immediately left the set and stopped his cancer treatments.
After The A-Team, George Peppard agreed to host a talk show. His first and only guest was Hulk Hogan, who refused to talk wrestling and insisted on proving that he could spin plates while playing bass guitar. Peppard immediately left the set and stopped his cancer treatments.
January 20, 2026 at 11:25 AM
IT’S PROBABLY A FACT!
After The A-Team, George Peppard agreed to host a talk show. His first and only guest was Hulk Hogan, who refused to talk wrestling and insisted on proving that he could spin plates while playing bass guitar. Peppard immediately left the set and stopped his cancer treatments.
After The A-Team, George Peppard agreed to host a talk show. His first and only guest was Hulk Hogan, who refused to talk wrestling and insisted on proving that he could spin plates while playing bass guitar. Peppard immediately left the set and stopped his cancer treatments.
COVER REVEAL!
The Namesake Prophecy Book Two - Iron Abyssus.
Coming in May.
Amazing art by @fantasy-art-z.bsky.social
The Namesake Prophecy Book Two - Iron Abyssus.
Coming in May.
Amazing art by @fantasy-art-z.bsky.social
January 16, 2026 at 11:40 AM
COVER REVEAL!
The Namesake Prophecy Book Two - Iron Abyssus.
Coming in May.
Amazing art by @fantasy-art-z.bsky.social
The Namesake Prophecy Book Two - Iron Abyssus.
Coming in May.
Amazing art by @fantasy-art-z.bsky.social
IT’S PROBABLY A FACT!
Porn King: The Autobiography of John Holmes was originally released as a Pop Up book, but had to be recalled almost immediately due to a large number of eye injuries.
Porn King: The Autobiography of John Holmes was originally released as a Pop Up book, but had to be recalled almost immediately due to a large number of eye injuries.
January 16, 2026 at 11:26 AM
IT’S PROBABLY A FACT!
Porn King: The Autobiography of John Holmes was originally released as a Pop Up book, but had to be recalled almost immediately due to a large number of eye injuries.
Porn King: The Autobiography of John Holmes was originally released as a Pop Up book, but had to be recalled almost immediately due to a large number of eye injuries.
IT’S PROBABLY A FACT!
Vampire bats do not cast a reflection in mirrors. Also… they don’t look in mirrors. They know their hair is perfect.
Vampire bats do not cast a reflection in mirrors. Also… they don’t look in mirrors. They know their hair is perfect.
January 15, 2026 at 11:29 AM
IT’S PROBABLY A FACT!
Vampire bats do not cast a reflection in mirrors. Also… they don’t look in mirrors. They know their hair is perfect.
Vampire bats do not cast a reflection in mirrors. Also… they don’t look in mirrors. They know their hair is perfect.
IT’S PROBABLY A FACT!
A young woman with a strong resemblance to the original face of WH Press Secretary Karoline Leavitt (pre-Michael Jackson nose), has been discovered in an all-girl porn film set in the 1950s. Despite zero proof it’s her, the producers have retitled the film “Leavitt To Beaver.”
A young woman with a strong resemblance to the original face of WH Press Secretary Karoline Leavitt (pre-Michael Jackson nose), has been discovered in an all-girl porn film set in the 1950s. Despite zero proof it’s her, the producers have retitled the film “Leavitt To Beaver.”
January 14, 2026 at 11:24 AM
IT’S PROBABLY A FACT!
A young woman with a strong resemblance to the original face of WH Press Secretary Karoline Leavitt (pre-Michael Jackson nose), has been discovered in an all-girl porn film set in the 1950s. Despite zero proof it’s her, the producers have retitled the film “Leavitt To Beaver.”
A young woman with a strong resemblance to the original face of WH Press Secretary Karoline Leavitt (pre-Michael Jackson nose), has been discovered in an all-girl porn film set in the 1950s. Despite zero proof it’s her, the producers have retitled the film “Leavitt To Beaver.”
IT’S PROBABLY A FACT!
The Forest Service tested a potential change in their campaign to stop human caused forest fires by having Smokey Bear switch to edibles to discourage smoking in the woods. The plan was abandoned when they realized the name Gummy Bear was already taken.
The Forest Service tested a potential change in their campaign to stop human caused forest fires by having Smokey Bear switch to edibles to discourage smoking in the woods. The plan was abandoned when they realized the name Gummy Bear was already taken.
January 13, 2026 at 11:32 AM
IT’S PROBABLY A FACT!
The Forest Service tested a potential change in their campaign to stop human caused forest fires by having Smokey Bear switch to edibles to discourage smoking in the woods. The plan was abandoned when they realized the name Gummy Bear was already taken.
The Forest Service tested a potential change in their campaign to stop human caused forest fires by having Smokey Bear switch to edibles to discourage smoking in the woods. The plan was abandoned when they realized the name Gummy Bear was already taken.
IT’S PROBABLY A FACT!
Looking for another revenue stream, RFK Jr. recently took a job as the narrator for the audiobook versions of garbage disposal manuals.
Looking for another revenue stream, RFK Jr. recently took a job as the narrator for the audiobook versions of garbage disposal manuals.
January 12, 2026 at 11:21 AM
IT’S PROBABLY A FACT!
Looking for another revenue stream, RFK Jr. recently took a job as the narrator for the audiobook versions of garbage disposal manuals.
Looking for another revenue stream, RFK Jr. recently took a job as the narrator for the audiobook versions of garbage disposal manuals.
IT’S PROBABLY A FACT!
In Wisconsin, it is illegal to eat summer sausage out of season. They have so many kinds of sausage it is seen as an inexcusable crime. If you’re caught eating summer sausage in Spring, Winter, or Fall, they will revoke your sausage privileges. And you really don’t want that.
In Wisconsin, it is illegal to eat summer sausage out of season. They have so many kinds of sausage it is seen as an inexcusable crime. If you’re caught eating summer sausage in Spring, Winter, or Fall, they will revoke your sausage privileges. And you really don’t want that.
January 9, 2026 at 11:23 AM
IT’S PROBABLY A FACT!
In Wisconsin, it is illegal to eat summer sausage out of season. They have so many kinds of sausage it is seen as an inexcusable crime. If you’re caught eating summer sausage in Spring, Winter, or Fall, they will revoke your sausage privileges. And you really don’t want that.
In Wisconsin, it is illegal to eat summer sausage out of season. They have so many kinds of sausage it is seen as an inexcusable crime. If you’re caught eating summer sausage in Spring, Winter, or Fall, they will revoke your sausage privileges. And you really don’t want that.
IT’S PROBABLY A FACT!
Motley Crue guitarist Mick Mars is the grandfather of Pop/R&B artist Bruno Mars.
Motley Crue guitarist Mick Mars is the grandfather of Pop/R&B artist Bruno Mars.
January 8, 2026 at 11:31 AM
IT’S PROBABLY A FACT!
Motley Crue guitarist Mick Mars is the grandfather of Pop/R&B artist Bruno Mars.
Motley Crue guitarist Mick Mars is the grandfather of Pop/R&B artist Bruno Mars.
IT’S PROBABLY A FACT!
Estimating the average weight of a communion wafer, multiplied by the number of Sundays in an average lifetime, most Catholics have eaten 1.3 Jesuses from first Communion until their death.
Estimating the average weight of a communion wafer, multiplied by the number of Sundays in an average lifetime, most Catholics have eaten 1.3 Jesuses from first Communion until their death.
January 7, 2026 at 11:22 AM
IT’S PROBABLY A FACT!
Estimating the average weight of a communion wafer, multiplied by the number of Sundays in an average lifetime, most Catholics have eaten 1.3 Jesuses from first Communion until their death.
Estimating the average weight of a communion wafer, multiplied by the number of Sundays in an average lifetime, most Catholics have eaten 1.3 Jesuses from first Communion until their death.
IT’S PROBABLY A FACT!
Terry, the dog who played Toto in The Wizard Of Oz, created tension on the set by staying in character at all times and insisting on only being addressed as “Toto”. The crew and other actors found her so arrogant and pretentious that they had her put to sleep after filming.
Terry, the dog who played Toto in The Wizard Of Oz, created tension on the set by staying in character at all times and insisting on only being addressed as “Toto”. The crew and other actors found her so arrogant and pretentious that they had her put to sleep after filming.
January 6, 2026 at 11:28 AM
IT’S PROBABLY A FACT!
Terry, the dog who played Toto in The Wizard Of Oz, created tension on the set by staying in character at all times and insisting on only being addressed as “Toto”. The crew and other actors found her so arrogant and pretentious that they had her put to sleep after filming.
Terry, the dog who played Toto in The Wizard Of Oz, created tension on the set by staying in character at all times and insisting on only being addressed as “Toto”. The crew and other actors found her so arrogant and pretentious that they had her put to sleep after filming.
IT’S PROBABLY A FACT!
The word “cinema” comes from a much older diversion people used for entertainment before movies were invented. Cinema is a shortened version of “cinnamon enema” and it was all the rage in Victorian London bath houses.
The word “cinema” comes from a much older diversion people used for entertainment before movies were invented. Cinema is a shortened version of “cinnamon enema” and it was all the rage in Victorian London bath houses.
January 5, 2026 at 11:24 AM
IT’S PROBABLY A FACT!
The word “cinema” comes from a much older diversion people used for entertainment before movies were invented. Cinema is a shortened version of “cinnamon enema” and it was all the rage in Victorian London bath houses.
The word “cinema” comes from a much older diversion people used for entertainment before movies were invented. Cinema is a shortened version of “cinnamon enema” and it was all the rage in Victorian London bath houses.
Shit. I’m always late with these things.
Happy Last Year.
I’ll try to do better.
Happy Last Year.
I’ll try to do better.
January 1, 2026 at 2:10 PM
Shit. I’m always late with these things.
Happy Last Year.
I’ll try to do better.
Happy Last Year.
I’ll try to do better.
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Dinebag and John Lennon died on the same day, December 8th, twenty four years apart. I wrote this for them.
Dinebag and John Lennon died on the same day, December 8th, twenty four years apart. I wrote this for them.
Fetish Ugly World
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December 8, 2025 at 1:26 PM
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Dinebag and John Lennon died on the same day, December 8th, twenty four years apart. I wrote this for them.
Dinebag and John Lennon died on the same day, December 8th, twenty four years apart. I wrote this for them.
Big weekend. Book two, The Iron Abyssus, is in the bag. Good fixes on my opening to book three, Purification. (I shouldn’t call it a prologue. That’s not really what it is.) Started the planning and outlining stages of The Child Eater. It’s going to be absolutely gruesome.
October 13, 2025 at 12:49 PM
Big weekend. Book two, The Iron Abyssus, is in the bag. Good fixes on my opening to book three, Purification. (I shouldn’t call it a prologue. That’s not really what it is.) Started the planning and outlining stages of The Child Eater. It’s going to be absolutely gruesome.
When this is all over every ICE agent who abused their power autos be prosecuted. Upon conviction they should be held in a prison off of US soil and never allowed back.
October 12, 2025 at 3:57 AM
When this is all over every ICE agent who abused their power autos be prosecuted. Upon conviction they should be held in a prison off of US soil and never allowed back.
Ivan Pavlov walks into a bar and orders a beer. Just as the bartender sets the beer in front of him the phone rings. Pavlov says, “Fuck! I forgot to feed the dogs!”
September 20, 2025 at 12:56 PM
Ivan Pavlov walks into a bar and orders a beer. Just as the bartender sets the beer in front of him the phone rings. Pavlov says, “Fuck! I forgot to feed the dogs!”
The last time I saw such moving and patriotic tributes such as the Right’s honoring of Charlie Kirk was when I witnessed the changing of the guard at The Tomb of the Unknown Podcaster.
September 16, 2025 at 11:11 AM
The last time I saw such moving and patriotic tributes such as the Right’s honoring of Charlie Kirk was when I witnessed the changing of the guard at The Tomb of the Unknown Podcaster.
Killing Charlie Kirk lends him credibility that he just didn’t have. As if his ideas were correct and he had to be silenced. Don’t forget the last question he answered. How many trans mass shooters have there been? His answer - too many. Glib and disingenuous.
And they clapped like barking seals.
And they clapped like barking seals.
September 11, 2025 at 3:56 PM
Killing Charlie Kirk lends him credibility that he just didn’t have. As if his ideas were correct and he had to be silenced. Don’t forget the last question he answered. How many trans mass shooters have there been? His answer - too many. Glib and disingenuous.
And they clapped like barking seals.
And they clapped like barking seals.
I’ve been told by eighteen different people now, in person or through email/social media, that I am their favorite author. It’s an awesome compliment and I am floored by it every time, but I don’t really know how to handle it. I’m not used to be in anyone’s favorite anything.
September 10, 2025 at 2:59 PM
I’ve been told by eighteen different people now, in person or through email/social media, that I am their favorite author. It’s an awesome compliment and I am floored by it every time, but I don’t really know how to handle it. I’m not used to be in anyone’s favorite anything.
IT’S PROBABLY A FACT!
Due to the Mandela Effect there are people who believe that I have been posting a daily feature on social media called “IT’S PROBABLY A FACT!,” but this is not true. It never happened. They are confused and simply misremembering the old PSA ads for The More You Know.
Due to the Mandela Effect there are people who believe that I have been posting a daily feature on social media called “IT’S PROBABLY A FACT!,” but this is not true. It never happened. They are confused and simply misremembering the old PSA ads for The More You Know.
August 29, 2025 at 10:25 AM
IT’S PROBABLY A FACT!
Due to the Mandela Effect there are people who believe that I have been posting a daily feature on social media called “IT’S PROBABLY A FACT!,” but this is not true. It never happened. They are confused and simply misremembering the old PSA ads for The More You Know.
Due to the Mandela Effect there are people who believe that I have been posting a daily feature on social media called “IT’S PROBABLY A FACT!,” but this is not true. It never happened. They are confused and simply misremembering the old PSA ads for The More You Know.