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Purveyor of Wisdom
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Northeast Philly raised (and escaped).
Go Birds, umm Phils, JFC Sixers, reel me back in Flyers.

Wawa acolyte. I do supply chain stuff for money. Pride myself on comic timing, love of learning, and respect for all good people. Fuck the haters!
Real Big Marty vibes
November 28, 2025 at 3:48 AM
All I could think about while reading this
a man in a white shirt playing a guitar
Alt: Tim Robinson singing the bones are their money
media.tenor.com
November 28, 2025 at 1:57 AM
Joe Shiesty absolutely matters
November 28, 2025 at 1:53 AM
Charlie Brown may not have had hoes, but Snoopy definitely had bitches.
November 27, 2025 at 5:30 PM
Barry Sanders was Tungsten Arm O’Doyle in those days
November 27, 2025 at 5:24 PM
Schmidt and Carlton are 2 of the greatest players of all time. Very different class.

That being said, I don’t think players should have to be in the HOF to have their numbers retired. It would allow them to stop reaching for Phillies Wall of Fame inductees (I.e. Lieberthal and his 3 good years).
November 26, 2025 at 6:44 PM
Then I assume you subscribe more to the modern HOF review of peak years than the classic one that favors an extended productive career.

I just don’t feel like Utley did it long enough. and I feel like Rollins being the team’s all time hits leader (longevity) and an excellent fielder is enough.
November 26, 2025 at 6:41 PM
I’m in if Levy is still in it.

Have his kid be the Stiffler asshole character. Cast the kid who played young Danny McBride on Gemstones.
November 25, 2025 at 7:49 PM
Never had it on a promotion, but I’ve totally vouched for people to get their foot in the door and I’ve looked stupid.
November 25, 2025 at 7:45 PM
Lowry
Edwards
Broome (not sure if 2 way counts)
Gordon
Drummond
November 25, 2025 at 7:42 PM
He’s coaching like a guy who realizes “holy shit, my friend is wildly unprepared for the promotion I gave him”.
November 25, 2025 at 4:25 PM
Yeah
November 24, 2025 at 9:09 PM
Putting Airplane and The Naked Gun (same filmmakers, same concept) 61 places apart makes no sense.
November 24, 2025 at 3:55 PM
Steichen: look how I blew that game!

Former boss: Shane hold my beer!
November 24, 2025 at 4:45 AM
Yeah. Regular season wins are somewhat meaningless because they can’t beat any playoff teams with this OC.
November 24, 2025 at 12:54 AM
They didn’t score in the last 41 minutes against statically one of the worst defenses in the league.

Sometimes you just enjoy being contrarian.
November 24, 2025 at 12:53 AM
The thing in common is that they let Nick promote one of his guys to OC.
November 24, 2025 at 12:52 AM
The offensive play calling is abysmal. Patullo is terrible at this. Not just today.
November 24, 2025 at 12:50 AM
I had that game pegged as a loss before today. Now it definitely an L
November 24, 2025 at 12:44 AM
If your defense is on the field constantly they are going to let up points.
November 24, 2025 at 12:09 AM