scooty p
@scootyp.bsky.social
maserati coupe the color of tandoori chicken
December 8, 2024 at 4:32 AM
maserati coupe the color of tandoori chicken
Thanks to planned obsolescence it feels like you need a new phone every 3-4 months but I’m still using the Krups 10-cup I got at a Goodwill in Tennessee a decade ago
July 5, 2023 at 10:47 AM
Thanks to planned obsolescence it feels like you need a new phone every 3-4 months but I’m still using the Krups 10-cup I got at a Goodwill in Tennessee a decade ago
Real ones know that some of the best posters are on Blind
July 5, 2023 at 1:15 AM
Real ones know that some of the best posters are on Blind
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Checking in on NBA twitter
July 4, 2023 at 10:37 PM
Checking in on NBA twitter
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where are the tallboy la croixs at
July 4, 2023 at 9:38 PM
where are the tallboy la croixs at
I don’t doubt that Mike Trout is injured but they’re just making up bones now
July 4, 2023 at 7:20 PM
I don’t doubt that Mike Trout is injured but they’re just making up bones now
me online - the American experiment is dead
me irl - *walking the kids over to the neighborhood 4th of July parade*
me irl - *walking the kids over to the neighborhood 4th of July parade*
July 4, 2023 at 1:25 PM
me online - the American experiment is dead
me irl - *walking the kids over to the neighborhood 4th of July parade*
me irl - *walking the kids over to the neighborhood 4th of July parade*
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this post might be for Texans only - anyone with a Beto sticker on their car is going 5-10 miles under the speed limit
July 4, 2023 at 1:08 AM
this post might be for Texans only - anyone with a Beto sticker on their car is going 5-10 miles under the speed limit
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happy hot dog day to those who celebrate
July 4, 2023 at 12:01 PM
happy hot dog day to those who celebrate
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Josh Groban reissuing his greatest hit for a new generation “You Rizz Me Up”
July 4, 2023 at 4:15 AM
Josh Groban reissuing his greatest hit for a new generation “You Rizz Me Up”
Josh Groban reissuing his greatest hit for a new generation “You Rizz Me Up”
July 4, 2023 at 4:15 AM
Josh Groban reissuing his greatest hit for a new generation “You Rizz Me Up”
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My buddy Accounting Pistol Pete got caught in a RIF at Cisco a few months back, he’s looking for manager-level finance roles in the Bay Area (or remote!)
July 2, 2023 at 12:37 AM
My buddy Accounting Pistol Pete got caught in a RIF at Cisco a few months back, he’s looking for manager-level finance roles in the Bay Area (or remote!)
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your Houston Astros are sniffing 1st in the AL West
July 3, 2023 at 2:16 AM
your Houston Astros are sniffing 1st in the AL West
this post might be for Texans only - anyone with a Beto sticker on their car is going 5-10 miles under the speed limit
July 4, 2023 at 1:08 AM
this post might be for Texans only - anyone with a Beto sticker on their car is going 5-10 miles under the speed limit
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Damian Lillard realizing like most Portland residents at 32 y/o that it’s time to grow up and do something with your life
July 2, 2023 at 2:33 PM
Damian Lillard realizing like most Portland residents at 32 y/o that it’s time to grow up and do something with your life
trying to establish “he got that dawg in him” as the new “boys will be boys” at the park with the other parents
July 3, 2023 at 10:02 PM
trying to establish “he got that dawg in him” as the new “boys will be boys” at the park with the other parents
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I think we could chip away at the constant shortage of labor if we officially renamed them to Air Traffic Controllas
July 3, 2023 at 5:45 PM
I think we could chip away at the constant shortage of labor if we officially renamed them to Air Traffic Controllas
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I feel like more people should know about the ongoing legal disputes between Western Kentucky University Mascot Big Red and Italian media mascot Gabibbo (Big Red with a mustache)
July 3, 2023 at 4:16 PM
I feel like more people should know about the ongoing legal disputes between Western Kentucky University Mascot Big Red and Italian media mascot Gabibbo (Big Red with a mustache)
daycare’s closed today, better hit the free indoor playground (race car cart at Target)
July 3, 2023 at 2:44 PM
daycare’s closed today, better hit the free indoor playground (race car cart at Target)
joining bluesky after trying to be a professional on Twitter for years
July 3, 2023 at 1:27 PM
joining bluesky after trying to be a professional on Twitter for years