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Paying her was one of our smartest moves.
October 7, 2025 at 3:57 PM
Paying her was one of our smartest moves.
name your price
September 26, 2025 at 12:30 AM
name your price
Even a spook like me here over in the Hollywood Guaranty Building working for the Church of Scientology knows that Hakeem Jeffries only votes for what his masters dictate; and his masters are not the people, but donors at the reigns of near infinite exploitable resources.
August 15, 2025 at 11:27 PM
Even a spook like me here over in the Hollywood Guaranty Building working for the Church of Scientology knows that Hakeem Jeffries only votes for what his masters dictate; and his masters are not the people, but donors at the reigns of near infinite exploitable resources.
We love a loyalty test, ain't that right Ol' Top?
July 12, 2025 at 12:04 AM
We love a loyalty test, ain't that right Ol' Top?
Operation Snow White was totally a thing we did, though, and if our large wet son Grant Cardone can become next governor of California, then all bets are off, baby 😎
July 12, 2025 at 12:02 AM
Operation Snow White was totally a thing we did, though, and if our large wet son Grant Cardone can become next governor of California, then all bets are off, baby 😎
And we're so goddamned proud of LRH's wife taking the fall for everything
July 11, 2025 at 10:48 PM
And we're so goddamned proud of LRH's wife taking the fall for everything
Pam Bondi was VERY cheap, we'll have you know
July 11, 2025 at 10:47 PM
Pam Bondi was VERY cheap, we'll have you know
Apologies. You bet. 🫡
July 4, 2025 at 7:53 PM
Apologies. You bet. 🫡
Thank you for subscribing to our newsletter. We look forward to sending you updates on our most impactful activities worldwide. Would you consider joining the Sea Organization?
July 4, 2025 at 7:49 PM
Thank you for subscribing to our newsletter. We look forward to sending you updates on our most impactful activities worldwide. Would you consider joining the Sea Organization?
Looks like some bot's owner ran out of EC2 credits
July 4, 2025 at 7:34 PM
Looks like some bot's owner ran out of EC2 credits
Inshallah
July 1, 2025 at 7:17 PM
Inshallah
(we registered this domain name out from under the Church of Scientology to mock them relentlessly)
June 30, 2025 at 2:26 PM
(we registered this domain name out from under the Church of Scientology to mock them relentlessly)
And you know how much we hate religious bigots
June 30, 2025 at 2:25 PM
And you know how much we hate religious bigots
yeah lowkey we get that a lot lol
June 30, 2025 at 2:19 PM
yeah lowkey we get that a lot lol
(quietly) You know this isn't an actual Scientology account, right?
June 30, 2025 at 12:57 PM
(quietly) You know this isn't an actual Scientology account, right?
Want to learn about a fascinating cult? Read up on The American Redoubt and go from there.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/America...
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/America...
American Redoubt - Wikipedia
en.wikipedia.org
June 30, 2025 at 12:46 PM
Want to learn about a fascinating cult? Read up on The American Redoubt and go from there.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/America...
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/America...
We miss when the state was known for its bountiful Russets and its fine Potato Commission, not "locus of the most worked up shitty white boys with guns"
June 30, 2025 at 12:41 PM
We miss when the state was known for its bountiful Russets and its fine Potato Commission, not "locus of the most worked up shitty white boys with guns"