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Tits McGee
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These are not the skeets you are looking for
About to see this

My screening is sold out, as is the next one so very much looking forward to it
November 30, 2025 at 12:04 PM
One of the cats tried to plead starvation when I got back, like she hadn't had her dinner a couple of hours ago

Gave her some catnip Dreamies and now she's staring out the window contemplating the meaning of life
November 28, 2025 at 7:10 PM
Another entry in the ‘white man who committed a violent act was actually a nice friendly chap’ series
November 27, 2025 at 9:40 AM
She’s hoping I might notice her sat there with the empty food bowl behind her, even though it is not dinner time until 5pm
November 26, 2025 at 4:27 PM
They loooooove croissants, I bought a big pack for them

Always keep your local Corvid population happy!
November 26, 2025 at 1:18 PM
I have fed the Corvids
November 26, 2025 at 1:15 PM
Glorious crescent moon 🌙 out there, which my phone camera has not done justice to, but you should go out and have a look
November 25, 2025 at 5:37 PM
Building my Corvid army

(It gets wild towards the end)
November 25, 2025 at 1:58 PM
WHSmith, sorry - TG Jones, now has an old style bell to ring for staff, like some kind of quaint seaside guesthouse
November 18, 2025 at 10:47 AM
Still, there’s some nice light in the sky
November 18, 2025 at 7:44 AM
Wow, the temperature really plunged
November 17, 2025 at 7:15 AM
IMAX got some bisexual lighting going on 👍🏻
November 16, 2025 at 4:25 PM
This is an excellent episode (Sideshow Bob Roberts, S6E5), and as the Simpsons often is...very prescient of what is happening in politics

Also lol at this
November 16, 2025 at 11:37 AM
Well, that was brilliant
November 15, 2025 at 5:50 PM
Remember to get your D every day now it’s wintertime, folks 👍🏻
November 14, 2025 at 2:06 PM
Gary Larson got this spot on

bsky.app/profile/skel...
November 10, 2025 at 11:12 AM
Always loved this from the opening scene of the Family Guy Blue Harvest Star Wars ep
November 4, 2025 at 1:29 PM
This feels like they’re still trying to give him an air of privilege, when he is now just plain old Andrew and should be referred to as that
November 2, 2025 at 11:16 AM
I just followed someone and now my follower count is this

On Halloween

Surely just a coincidence, nothing bad will happen
October 31, 2025 at 2:29 PM
I recently subscribed to Studiocanal Presents through Prime, and have been very happy with that (you can get a 7-day free trial)

Great selection of old and new horrors!
October 31, 2025 at 10:18 AM
The shark says he is ready to offer "security guarantees" that he won't eat anybody, insisting that he has no hostile intentions towards our bathers
October 29, 2025 at 10:44 AM
Just coming out of Westminster station behind a group of tourists and felt a little swell of pride when they squealed with delight to see this at the top of the stairs

It is impressive
October 27, 2025 at 11:01 AM
Went out to dinner. I’m afraid Daphne has some feedback for me on my life choices
October 26, 2025 at 11:07 PM
Good morning! Daphne will be monitoring social media for reports of fellow cats waiting unacceptably long for their breakfast
October 26, 2025 at 8:33 AM
Daphne wishes you all a good morning - but only if you are behaving yourselves #Caturday
October 25, 2025 at 8:44 AM