schwuld00d
@schwuld00d.bsky.social
Seattle. Gear up or get off my lawn. Gay, extremely demi (maybe even gray ace), fetishy. 8647
It started screaming right as I read the warning 😈
November 29, 2025 at 11:07 PM
It started screaming right as I read the warning 😈
Yesterday-
Breakfast: bowl of oatmeal
Lunch: the 2 pieces of bacon that didn’t go into the greens
Dinner: EVERYTHING
Breakfast: bowl of oatmeal
Lunch: the 2 pieces of bacon that didn’t go into the greens
Dinner: EVERYTHING
November 28, 2025 at 7:37 PM
Yesterday-
Breakfast: bowl of oatmeal
Lunch: the 2 pieces of bacon that didn’t go into the greens
Dinner: EVERYTHING
Breakfast: bowl of oatmeal
Lunch: the 2 pieces of bacon that didn’t go into the greens
Dinner: EVERYTHING
Rustic. The word is rustic.
November 27, 2025 at 10:46 PM
Rustic. The word is rustic.
His glands get impacted if they don’t do it
November 27, 2025 at 3:21 PM
His glands get impacted if they don’t do it
T-shirt and compression shorts, usually Under Armour. It's weird: I can't sleep naked alone, but with someone it's fine.
November 27, 2025 at 1:06 AM
T-shirt and compression shorts, usually Under Armour. It's weird: I can't sleep naked alone, but with someone it's fine.
They literally had to dig up tulip bulbs to have anything to eat.
November 26, 2025 at 9:53 PM
They literally had to dig up tulip bulbs to have anything to eat.
ok now do that in tights please
November 26, 2025 at 1:13 AM
ok now do that in tights please
Thiel is what happens when rich, ambitious gay men don't go to therapy
November 26, 2025 at 1:10 AM
Thiel is what happens when rich, ambitious gay men don't go to therapy
It doesn't require finishing school to be able to say, "I don't care for any, thank you."
November 26, 2025 at 12:52 AM
It doesn't require finishing school to be able to say, "I don't care for any, thank you."
Yes, that’s why I follow
November 25, 2025 at 8:56 PM
Yes, that’s why I follow
Only an hour until it has to increase the timer again
November 25, 2025 at 1:09 AM
Only an hour until it has to increase the timer again
And it’s not like they couldn’t have predicted that! State government in Georgia did a bunch of sabre-rattling about immigration several years ago and it decimated their chicken processing industry.
November 24, 2025 at 8:59 PM
And it’s not like they couldn’t have predicted that! State government in Georgia did a bunch of sabre-rattling about immigration several years ago and it decimated their chicken processing industry.
Wie geht's, deer? (German 101 joke)
November 24, 2025 at 3:19 AM
Wie geht's, deer? (German 101 joke)
The geoid (Earth's shape) is not exactly a sphere but it's not flat or anything. The Black lady who "invented GPS" (memes) actually came up with the equation to accurately describe the geoid, which GPS needed to work right.
November 24, 2025 at 3:12 AM
The geoid (Earth's shape) is not exactly a sphere but it's not flat or anything. The Black lady who "invented GPS" (memes) actually came up with the equation to accurately describe the geoid, which GPS needed to work right.