Schumer’s Empty Suit
@schumersemptysuit.bsky.social
Calling out feckless Democrats in the face of rising fascism. Senator on self-driving mode. (Tirelessly ineffective, so that he can still attend the Al Smith Gala)
Wai..Holup…you thought I was a ‘leader’? I’m just here to collect my invitation to the Al Smith Gala each year
November 10, 2025 at 4:25 AM
Wai..Holup…you thought I was a ‘leader’? I’m just here to collect my invitation to the Al Smith Gala each year
Those who do not study history….
September 8, 2025 at 10:50 PM
Those who do not study history….
It’s getting harder and harder to keep this suit empty…
September 2, 2025 at 11:46 PM
It’s getting harder and harder to keep this suit empty…
Troops only following orders
August 27, 2025 at 2:50 PM
Troops only following orders
Coincidence? I think not
April 27, 2025 at 6:25 PM
Coincidence? I think not
If only we had a leader…to uh, I don’t know, fight back and stuff….but oh, the Al Smith Dinner ..so worth it!
April 8, 2025 at 1:27 AM
If only we had a leader…to uh, I don’t know, fight back and stuff….but oh, the Al Smith Dinner ..so worth it!
See? And I will still be able to attend the Al Smith Gala
March 25, 2025 at 9:09 PM
See? And I will still be able to attend the Al Smith Gala
But if I speak up I might not get invited to the Al Smith Dinner.
March 25, 2025 at 5:54 AM
But if I speak up I might not get invited to the Al Smith Dinner.
..and that’s why I am standing back…just in case I miss my invite to the Al Smith dinner
March 23, 2025 at 5:30 PM
..and that’s why I am standing back…just in case I miss my invite to the Al Smith dinner
Not when you enjoy a white tie and tails
March 14, 2025 at 2:55 PM
Not when you enjoy a white tie and tails
But I will still get an invite to the Al Smith Dinner. Good times.
March 14, 2025 at 3:56 AM
But I will still get an invite to the Al Smith Dinner. Good times.
Can I send my suit?
March 4, 2025 at 5:27 AM
Can I send my suit?
Who did this?!
February 8, 2025 at 5:13 PM
Who did this?!