Schuldberg
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Senior engineer at Microsoft, working on Minecraft Networking. Opinions are my own and do not reflect my employer. He/Him
It feels like he's been inches away from it all falling apart for years now. I don't know what it will take to finally end him at this point. I sorta suspect the answer will end up being really boring, like his empire will just collapse as a consequence of the coming recession
December 10, 2025 at 3:38 AM
It feels like he's been inches away from it all falling apart for years now. I don't know what it will take to finally end him at this point. I sorta suspect the answer will end up being really boring, like his empire will just collapse as a consequence of the coming recession
Oh man Jack must have been losing his mind. Guy's a huge nerd.
December 8, 2025 at 9:08 AM
Oh man Jack must have been losing his mind. Guy's a huge nerd.
Oh to help I actually like the original more, but I think both look great, depends on the vibe you're going for.
December 8, 2025 at 7:27 AM
Oh to help I actually like the original more, but I think both look great, depends on the vibe you're going for.
damn the warning text only makes it look cooler, they really fucked that one up
December 8, 2025 at 7:27 AM
damn the warning text only makes it look cooler, they really fucked that one up
This is brilliant slapstick
December 7, 2025 at 5:22 PM
This is brilliant slapstick
The quick outfit swap to the Lowes drip is sending me
December 7, 2025 at 5:15 PM
The quick outfit swap to the Lowes drip is sending me
“It asks you a question, and that question is: ‘do you want to taste it?’”
December 5, 2025 at 10:08 PM
“It asks you a question, and that question is: ‘do you want to taste it?’”
There were people who thought the beginners guide was real? Like that the narrator was actually going through it and that the fictional game creator was a real person?
December 4, 2025 at 7:24 AM
There were people who thought the beginners guide was real? Like that the narrator was actually going through it and that the fictional game creator was a real person?
Okay that’s pretty good
December 3, 2025 at 8:21 PM
Okay that’s pretty good
Dang that’s some top tier flattery
December 3, 2025 at 8:00 PM
Dang that’s some top tier flattery
It’s really not that hard!
December 3, 2025 at 7:57 PM
It’s really not that hard!
I’m starting to think there might actually be something there, but if there is, why do all the platforms refuse to say what it is?
December 3, 2025 at 7:56 PM
I’m starting to think there might actually be something there, but if there is, why do all the platforms refuse to say what it is?
My dating profile was literally just normal pictures of me with text slapped on saying things like “Limited time only: Normal guy” and “Emotionally available!” My girlfriend said she was shocked I wasn’t actually lying about any of it. The bar is so so low.
December 3, 2025 at 7:53 PM
My dating profile was literally just normal pictures of me with text slapped on saying things like “Limited time only: Normal guy” and “Emotionally available!” My girlfriend said she was shocked I wasn’t actually lying about any of it. The bar is so so low.
This is gonna be a great Iannucci movie some day
December 2, 2025 at 8:29 PM
This is gonna be a great Iannucci movie some day
Does Bolsonaro have a similar rightwing media apparatus to the American rightwing though? I suspect that might have made things more difficult, although still would have been the right call.
December 1, 2025 at 7:28 AM
Does Bolsonaro have a similar rightwing media apparatus to the American rightwing though? I suspect that might have made things more difficult, although still would have been the right call.
It's incredibly good, and timeless! It feels like it could have been written yesterday and Le Guin wrote that shit during the cold war!
December 1, 2025 at 7:11 AM
It's incredibly good, and timeless! It feels like it could have been written yesterday and Le Guin wrote that shit during the cold war!