Schmuck Schumer
@schroedinger.bsky.social
2022 Diplomat of the Year
📍 Manhattan
📍 Manhattan
Do they still have the small little child table they used five years ago?
November 28, 2025 at 3:26 AM
Do they still have the small little child table they used five years ago?
He saw Cuomo trying and thought he'd have a chance I guess. And I mean Dem establishment REALLY wanted Cuomo.
November 28, 2025 at 3:24 AM
He saw Cuomo trying and thought he'd have a chance I guess. And I mean Dem establishment REALLY wanted Cuomo.
Charter schools not a special interest apparently. 🤔
November 28, 2025 at 3:19 AM
Charter schools not a special interest apparently. 🤔
Catwoman doing...stuff, to some Batmen?
November 28, 2025 at 3:17 AM
Catwoman doing...stuff, to some Batmen?
Hank must have learned from Dale
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November 28, 2025 at 3:14 AM
Hank must have learned from Dale
is this because of the woke?
November 28, 2025 at 3:06 AM
is this because of the woke?
That shit fucking stains damn right I'd wake up in horror.
November 28, 2025 at 2:28 AM
That shit fucking stains damn right I'd wake up in horror.
NYT likes Donald Trump and wants to help him win, the regime is also calling this "Biden's Afghanistan withdrawal" despite, you know, Trump being the one who negotiated it.
November 28, 2025 at 2:25 AM
NYT likes Donald Trump and wants to help him win, the regime is also calling this "Biden's Afghanistan withdrawal" despite, you know, Trump being the one who negotiated it.
November 28, 2025 at 2:13 AM
What do you think made the turkey extra juicy this year? 😏
November 28, 2025 at 1:27 AM
What do you think made the turkey extra juicy this year? 😏
That "30% of income on rent" rule of thumb apparently assumes a whopping 25% of income on transportation. It's insane.
November 28, 2025 at 12:26 AM
That "30% of income on rent" rule of thumb apparently assumes a whopping 25% of income on transportation. It's insane.
Jerking off without telling his son about it?
November 27, 2025 at 11:57 PM
Jerking off without telling his son about it?
And probably aligned with AHF because they're rich NIMBYs, person I'm talking about above is a rich nepo baby former Santa Monica city councilmember.
I think a really common pattern is the people who run the non-profits live in an expensive suburb of SF and are annoyed by the sight of a big building going up, and it's just really easy to repackage anti-poors-in-my-neighborhood as anti-big-greedy-corporation and both big and small donors eat it up
November 27, 2025 at 11:55 PM
And probably aligned with AHF because they're rich NIMBYs, person I'm talking about above is a rich nepo baby former Santa Monica city councilmember.
(Unless I'm missing something about one of the smaller donors, it I assume the state bar association and Ballmer Group are not specifically funding them for NIMBYism.)
November 27, 2025 at 11:54 PM
(Unless I'm missing something about one of the smaller donors, it I assume the state bar association and Ballmer Group are not specifically funding them for NIMBYism.)
Looking at the most recent available financials for the Western Center on Lake and Poverty for instance seems like people in the org being aligned with AHF (I mean fuck one of their lawyers is a NIMBY who took a sabbatical to run Prop 33 campaign) is it as opposed to overtly NIMBY funding.
November 27, 2025 at 11:54 PM
Looking at the most recent available financials for the Western Center on Lake and Poverty for instance seems like people in the org being aligned with AHF (I mean fuck one of their lawyers is a NIMBY who took a sabbatical to run Prop 33 campaign) is it as opposed to overtly NIMBY funding.
They're golden bangers now, totally different.
November 27, 2025 at 11:43 PM
They're golden bangers now, totally different.
first the woman breaks Worf's ribs while kissing...
November 27, 2025 at 9:15 PM
first the woman breaks Worf's ribs while kissing...
Weird how it's always the YIMBYs who have to do the listening and learning and never the left-NIMBY "justice" orgs.
November 27, 2025 at 7:21 PM
Weird how it's always the YIMBYs who have to do the listening and learning and never the left-NIMBY "justice" orgs.
@darthbluesky.bsky.social please pardon this turkey asap 😭
November 27, 2025 at 6:35 PM
@darthbluesky.bsky.social please pardon this turkey asap 😭
One big drag queen.
November 27, 2025 at 6:16 PM
One big drag queen.