M. Walker
@schmeeglez.bsky.social
In sort of like if ranch style beans went to the symphony.
Austin based artist, writer, musician from Amarillo, TX
sleepyburrito.com
mwalker.studio
Austin based artist, writer, musician from Amarillo, TX
sleepyburrito.com
mwalker.studio
September 19, 2025 at 2:15 AM
The only king I accept is Bob Wills.
February 22, 2025 at 3:33 PM
The only king I accept is Bob Wills.
The number of old men at the Town Lake YMCA this morning who have opted to walk around the locker room air drying their droopy wangs for 20+ minutes instead of using their perfectly good and dry towels is 93% higher than what I am willing to consider reasonable.
February 18, 2025 at 2:10 AM
The number of old men at the Town Lake YMCA this morning who have opted to walk around the locker room air drying their droopy wangs for 20+ minutes instead of using their perfectly good and dry towels is 93% higher than what I am willing to consider reasonable.
The Texas state bird should not be the mockingbird it should be the glorious and irreverent grackle.
February 15, 2025 at 10:25 PM
The Texas state bird should not be the mockingbird it should be the glorious and irreverent grackle.
I eat smoked mackerel from a tin all the time and I feel great I've never felt myself turning into a fish I am a perfectly healthy human creature.
February 15, 2025 at 5:39 PM
I eat smoked mackerel from a tin all the time and I feel great I've never felt myself turning into a fish I am a perfectly healthy human creature.
What kind of bread r u?
February 14, 2025 at 1:38 AM
What kind of bread r u?
Last night was the first time I've slept through a full night in a month please clap
February 12, 2025 at 3:13 PM
Last night was the first time I've slept through a full night in a month please clap
Good morning my little bacon wrapped breakfast sausages I hope you have a beautiful and blessed day.
February 11, 2025 at 12:56 PM
Good morning my little bacon wrapped breakfast sausages I hope you have a beautiful and blessed day.
It feels like Señor Chang has taken over Greendale IRL
February 11, 2025 at 3:34 AM
It feels like Señor Chang has taken over Greendale IRL
Does anyone have some alternative health tips for being alive cause this big pharma sponsored version is really killing my vibe
February 10, 2025 at 10:51 PM
Does anyone have some alternative health tips for being alive cause this big pharma sponsored version is really killing my vibe
Baby scream last nite, teething + ear infection combo loco. Sleep thru alarm to play soccer this morning. This is job only cold brew and kolaches can do now.
February 8, 2025 at 3:34 PM
Baby scream last nite, teething + ear infection combo loco. Sleep thru alarm to play soccer this morning. This is job only cold brew and kolaches can do now.
Had a beloved uni professor (RIP) who gave me the nickname Buffalo Slut. I wear it as a badge of honor.
February 8, 2025 at 3:26 PM
Had a beloved uni professor (RIP) who gave me the nickname Buffalo Slut. I wear it as a badge of honor.
Is a cinnamon roll considered a naked carb if you have 14oz of cold brew with it? Asking for a friend.
February 7, 2025 at 1:58 PM
Is a cinnamon roll considered a naked carb if you have 14oz of cold brew with it? Asking for a friend.
This is a plea for all musicians to raise your fees/rates.
February 6, 2025 at 6:42 PM
This is a plea for all musicians to raise your fees/rates.
I ate a pomelo for the first time ever last night and it was so fun and so delicious.
February 3, 2025 at 2:45 PM
I ate a pomelo for the first time ever last night and it was so fun and so delicious.
Dumplings tonight and me so sleepy now 🥟🧧 🐍 🌚
January 30, 2025 at 3:12 AM
Dumplings tonight and me so sleepy now 🥟🧧 🐍 🌚
Last year during the 2mo immediately following my son's birth, I wrote a chapbook of poetry that came to be called "The Expansive Night." 1/4
January 29, 2025 at 1:32 PM
Last year during the 2mo immediately following my son's birth, I wrote a chapbook of poetry that came to be called "The Expansive Night." 1/4
The whiplash of 2025: posting about ICE raids in your city and then responding "It's been the second best thing that's ever happened to my butthole man." to another post about a bidet in the same 15 minutes.
January 26, 2025 at 10:39 PM
The whiplash of 2025: posting about ICE raids in your city and then responding "It's been the second best thing that's ever happened to my butthole man." to another post about a bidet in the same 15 minutes.
ICE raids across Austin today. Confirmed by local news and DEA Houston office. Keep your head on a swivel, know your rights, help your neighbors prepare for it as well.
January 26, 2025 at 10:08 PM
ICE raids across Austin today. Confirmed by local news and DEA Houston office. Keep your head on a swivel, know your rights, help your neighbors prepare for it as well.
January 24, 2025 at 9:00 PM
Barista spelled my name Micheal today and I smiled through my uncontrollable twitch.
January 24, 2025 at 3:50 AM
Barista spelled my name Micheal today and I smiled through my uncontrollable twitch.
It is a scary time to be alive. It’s not an exaggeration to say so. There is so much hatred and the chaotic ripple effects of that sort of callousness have real impacts on all of us, but especially the most vulnerable people on our planet. 1/3
January 23, 2025 at 3:33 PM
It is a scary time to be alive. It’s not an exaggeration to say so. There is so much hatred and the chaotic ripple effects of that sort of callousness have real impacts on all of us, but especially the most vulnerable people on our planet. 1/3
When your blinker bulb goes out and your blinker blinks really fast, it’s called a blunker or a blunko. Depends on where you’re from and how they say it. Some people in North Carolina call it a humdinger but they put coleslaw on pork sandwiches and call it bbq so…
January 23, 2025 at 2:49 AM
When your blinker bulb goes out and your blinker blinks really fast, it’s called a blunker or a blunko. Depends on where you’re from and how they say it. Some people in North Carolina call it a humdinger but they put coleslaw on pork sandwiches and call it bbq so…