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schloupie.bsky.social
shxugx
@schloupie.bsky.social
24 | found family enthusiast | i just like to smack the characters i like together like dolls idk man it ain’t that deep 😃👍🏻 *fandom spam account*
burnt tf out to the point i don’t even wanna go see my friends or bf after work i just wanna do what i have to do and then go home and bedrot 😮‍💨🫩
December 4, 2025 at 9:54 PM
lol my bf and his best friend is also my good friend and co worker. she was like “come over after work and watch one piece with me. i’m cooking dinner for you. tell your bf im gonna steal his girl” LMAO 😂 love them
November 28, 2025 at 10:35 PM
being slightly delirious due to being sick and hacking up a lung in the work bathroom while soda pop is playing in my earbud is a very out of body experience
November 17, 2025 at 6:30 PM
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sorry for being problematic I will try to get worse
September 24, 2025 at 12:49 AM
friend went on a trip and asked me to check on her cats everyday while she’s gone. aka i have unrestricted access to her smart washing machine and her plethora of streaming services for a week. hell yeah
November 15, 2025 at 1:24 AM
Pov you’re me today: wake up at ass oclock. go to work for 10hrs. consume mostly caffeine. get chinese food otw home. take vibe+rose and use them WHILE taking a nap. wake up. play pokemon. watch anime with friend. go back to sleep. do again tmrw lol
November 12, 2025 at 11:08 PM
i’ve been pulling doubles at work all week and i was so tired and upset bc my apartment needed to be cleaned. last night i was at work doing inventory until midnight. i came home to my apt clean and my bf in my kitchen drying dishes😭

“i had the day off and i hate seeing you upset” WTF BRO 😭💞
October 29, 2025 at 4:56 PM
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BKDK lol
nobody clarified which feelings were realized
October 28, 2025 at 9:29 PM
easy shift @ work + after work bf buys me my fav food + bf feeds me and then eats me out for an hour until im shaking + stole bf clothes + bf carries me in fortnite so i can fuck around with the ghostface event = very good day 🙂‍↕️😌
October 12, 2025 at 8:32 AM
period shits really are the worst. pretty sure what i just did in the bathroom at work is a valid reason to fire me bro ☠️
October 11, 2025 at 11:17 PM
deku was added back to the fortnite shop so my bf will forever be seeing deku instead of my cute girl skins rip him LMAO
September 23, 2025 at 9:47 AM
“what are you doing after work?”

what im doing after work
September 19, 2025 at 11:17 PM
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#ktdk #bkdk streamer au that was funnier in my head
June 8, 2025 at 7:12 PM
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Driving past a hobby lobby and yelling IT SHOULDVE BEEN YOU!!!! out the window
February 26, 2025 at 4:14 PM
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“illegal ships” have you ever felt the nice breeze of the early morning on your skin and the loving touch of a human being
December 12, 2024 at 12:38 AM
i’m sure he does.
January 28, 2025 at 6:40 AM
being a reader with a flexible work schedule is not easy bc i get one day off work and suddenly i’m staying up until 8am reading and now im supposed to sleep normal and go to my job the day after by 10am?
November 22, 2024 at 12:32 PM
i want iron might and mechku to be added to mhui 🥲🥲 i think that’d be sick
November 18, 2024 at 2:17 AM
LMFAO AYO?? ☠️☠️😭😭😭
November 17, 2024 at 5:27 AM
my fic/book pet peeves

•lengthy outfit descriptions
•no line breaks between dialogue
•overuse of !
•the phrase “fighting for dominance” to describe kissing
•The Great Wall of Text ™️
•first person POV
•reader insert / y/n
•overuse of song lyrics
•misunderstandings with a VERY simple solution
October 26, 2024 at 6:09 PM
boss makes a dollar, i make a dime

i read fanfic on company time
October 24, 2024 at 4:51 PM
i made this a while ago and i’m unreasonably proud of it
October 19, 2024 at 1:22 AM
my mha ship tier list and no im not taking criticism
October 19, 2024 at 1:19 AM
my interests!

my hero academia
genshin impact
honkai star rail
zenless zone zero
bkdk dkbk
midoriya izuku
socmed au
requited and unrequited dekubowl
shojideku
ao3
baldurs gate 3
gale dekarios
halsin from bg3
October 19, 2024 at 1:11 AM