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Schlockmasters
@schlockmasters.bsky.social
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The podcast about weird and cool people talking about weird and cool media.

Show at schlockmasters.com
Patreon at patreon.com/schlockmasters
Hosted by @vforvalensa.bsky.social
Music by https://linktr.ee/isban2
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Next Schlockmasters Episode. Me and @rathayibacter.itch.io r talk about the amazon prime politics themed gay romcom Red White and Royal Blue
schlockmaster episode 11: red white and royal blue feat. rathayibacter toxicus art. poster image of the lead from the movie red white and royal blue deep fried and super imposed with meme images of jeb bush and job biden, an isopod cakem live slug reaction, a butt, bi and mlm pride pins, and a letterboxd review that reads: rip princess diana you would have loved a gay son
November 25, 2025 at 12:23 AM
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Next time on Schlockmasters for our halloween episode @rathayibacter.itch.io is back on to talk about the absolute no budget and extremely midwestern "dungeons and dragons" themed 2001 slasher movie Knight Chills. Ep out this tuesday.
podcast art for schlockmasters episode 09 feat. rathayibacter toxicus; knight chills. consisting of the post for knight chills superimposed with imagery relating to ttrpgs and the moral panic around them
October 24, 2025 at 9:25 PM
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movies used to look like this
screenshot from the D Train of jack black being anally penetrated
October 23, 2025 at 10:55 PM
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movies used to look like this
screenshot from Brotherhood of the Wolf of a sword drawn in the foreground in front of an armored monster while a woman cowers from the monster
October 23, 2025 at 10:33 PM
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movies used to look like this
screenshot from mechanical violator hakaider of hakaider holding a burning flower
October 23, 2025 at 10:15 PM
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movies used to look like this
screencap from passenger 57. Wesley Snipes is crouched in the window of a police car driving along a passenger airliner taking off.
October 23, 2025 at 9:53 PM
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stealing this bit from tumblr and just gonna start posting screencaps from dumbass schlockmasters movies and saying "movies used to look like this"
Tumblr post from user marisatomay: People say “movies used to look like this” and it’s about one of the best movies ever made that is consistently praised for how beautiful it looks like. Yeah. Movies did “used to” look like this. In the sense that this is A movie that was once made. And it looks like this. But let’s not get it twisted and act like every movie in 1950 looked like Singin’ In The Rain. Reblog comment from user marisatomay: In order to properly pull off a “movies used to look like this” you have to reference a movie from pre 2005 that was panned across the board and flopped at the box office and has largely been lost to time except to completionists of certain filmographies but you (one of those completionists) watch it and you’re like. Hey wait a minute. This garbage movie looks better than anything that’s been released this year. What gives.
October 23, 2025 at 9:51 PM
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Next tuesday we're covering excellent and brand new indie run and gun platformer, Disaster Arms Impact Project B.A.H.N. If you like stylish retro games, heartfelt stories in cyberpunk nightmare worlds, and catfish in robot suits you should tune in @ schlockmasters.com
art for schlockmasters episode 8 Disaster Arms Impact Project B.A.H.N feat. TheAziH & PD CGT. The disaster arms title screen which is green tinted image of the game's protagonist, Geverel, a thin young man with long orange hair and floating robot hands, has been super imposed with qith various comedic images listed here: A screen cap of TheAziH's profile pic with a speech buble going to it saying "I'm a fraud", Brooklyn 99 "ive only had arlo for one day meme" edited to be about the character Lili from Disaster Arms. Arrested Development I dont care for Gob meme edited to be about the character Duwo, The if noboby got me meme edited to be about the character Gullet Bigotti, dialogue text from the game; "!U! - 'Listen. There's this horror movie. You GOTTA sit down and watch it with us.' -[ ]- -'Oh. Uh. Is it good?' !U! - 'No!! It's total slop!!! There's a guy with a chainsaw made of dionsaur teeth!"
October 10, 2025 at 6:23 PM
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next week we discuss him...
October 9, 2025 at 10:12 PM
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It's Geverel day! Go buy disaster arms
Brooklyn 99 I've only had arlo for a day and a half meme edited to be about lili from Disaster Arms Impact Project BAHN
October 3, 2025 at 1:32 PM
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hijacking this from tumblr
tumblr post originally from @therobotmonster featuring post title text the reads "Any Questions." with an image of a line graph. The y axis is labeled "Enjoyableness" with an arrow pointing from "Awesome" to "Dreck" the x axis is labelled "nakedness of cash grab". Along the x axis the graph broken up into 5 section labelled: Art: respectable by audience, critic, and historian. Enjoyable distraction from entropy. Why am I Watching This Zone. I'm Having Fun Take My Money. Art: fully commited to sparkle motion. The line is bell curve that peaks in the why am i watching this zone. Various points on the graph are label with titles of various media. Below the original image there is a reblog by @Schlockmasters with the same graph edited to have a ovular region labelled "Da Schlock Zone Baybee" covering the lower parts of the enjoyable distraction from entropy to the art: fully commited to sparkle motion. Text under the graph reads: "where i live"
October 2, 2025 at 4:17 PM
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Today on SCHLOCKMASTERS we talk about The D Train, the movie where you get to see jack black have gay sex with james marsden. there's also a diversion where azi is bafflingly wrong about alison brie. full ep @ schlockmasters.com/episode-007-...
September 30, 2025 at 2:19 PM
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hey did you know theres a jack black movie where he and james marsden have on screen gay sex? well there is and we're gonna talk about it on the next episode of schlockmasters. ep out tomorrow @ schlockmasters.com and your usual podcatchers
podcast art for Schlockmasters episode 7: The Dtrain featuring The AziH. on top of a deep fried poster for the movie there are superimposed memes about yaoi, the phrase "are you mad at me", and threesomes, and a screen shot from the film the D Train where jack black is bottoming during gay sex
September 29, 2025 at 10:38 PM
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Next episode is going to be the extremely obscure south korean mecha animated short film, DEMIAN, from 2009. This one a real quick watch, but might require a little bit of digging to find, so i'll post links to where you can find it in a reply.
shitposty podcast episode art for schlockmasters epsiode 6: demian.
September 13, 2025 at 11:27 PM
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NEXT WEEK we're branching out from movies and are gonna be covering a table top role playing game. I'm gonna be joined @rathayibacter.itch.io and we're gonna be talking the 2006 surreal urban fantasy game Don't Rest Your Head by Fred Hicks.
shit post episode art for shclockmasters episode 5: dont rest your head featuring Rathayibacter Toxicus. heavily filterdd and noisy image of a screen shot from the movie Dark City 1998 superimposed with images of Rathayibacter Toxicus's pfp, Soft and Wet from Jojolion, Master of Masters from Kingdom Hearts, Clock King from Batman Brave and The Bold, a push pin, the cover of Tabletop RPG Design in Theory and Practice at the Forge by William J White, npc wojacks, a panel from a calvin and hobbes comic, persona 3 date ui, the Evil Hat Productions logo, and text boxes that say; hope coffer, despair coffer, and is roleplaying evil?
August 26, 2025 at 8:04 PM
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Next week's episode is gonna be the largely forgotten early Wesley Snipes action film PASSENGER 57 (1992) and this one is a hell of a ride cause it might be the most pre-9/11 movie of all time
poster for passenger 57 starring wesley snipes
August 8, 2025 at 5:34 PM
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So the brotherhood of the wolf episode is definitely coming out this week so you only have a few(?) day(s) left to get ready
poster for brotherhood of the wolf
July 30, 2025 at 10:00 PM
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New episode of Schlockmasters out. This was originally a patreon bonusode where we talked about Mobile Suit Gundam G Quuuuuux and in it you can here my insane theory about how Haro works in that show
July 19, 2025 at 6:32 PM
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On the next episode of Schlockmasters we're gonna be covering BROTHERHOOD OF THE WOLF, the 2001 french action horror movie that looks like Bloodborne. Tbh we went really long on this one and im recovering from a rsi thing so the ep might be late but thats just extra time for yall to go watch it
poster for brotherhood of the wolf
July 14, 2025 at 8:57 PM
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On the next episode we're gonna be talking about Clive Barker's Nightbreed. The 1990 horror fantasy film about being a gay little freak in rural Canada. Now's your heads up if you wanna watch it ahead of the podcast. Spoilers it's good
poster for nightbreed featuring the nightbreed monster characters
June 30, 2025 at 10:11 PM