Andy Schauer
@schauer.bsky.social
film and TV lawyer / husband / dad / jew / Twins and Dodgers fan / hopeful person of conscience
yeah hi how have we *still* not learned that it is incredibly f’king stupid to just print unchecked heinous garbage in our headlines
December 3, 2025 at 5:13 AM
yeah hi how have we *still* not learned that it is incredibly f’king stupid to just print unchecked heinous garbage in our headlines
f’kin lovable ass haters
December 3, 2025 at 5:04 AM
f’kin lovable ass haters
So glad you like it! It’s sincerely one of my favorite stories in any tradition
December 3, 2025 at 5:02 AM
So glad you like it! It’s sincerely one of my favorite stories in any tradition
[extremely Guy Whose Only Real Exposure To The Talmud Is The Oven Of Akhnai voice]
this is giving serious Oven of Akhnai vibes
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Ove...
this is giving serious Oven of Akhnai vibes
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Ove...
The Oven of Akhnai - Wikipedia
en.wikipedia.org
December 2, 2025 at 11:29 PM
[extremely Guy Whose Only Real Exposure To The Talmud Is The Oven Of Akhnai voice]
this is giving serious Oven of Akhnai vibes
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Ove...
this is giving serious Oven of Akhnai vibes
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Ove...
you're ponce de leon????
December 1, 2025 at 4:41 AM
you're ponce de leon????
“everything else would be illegal” sounds like you’re not being courageous or creative enough
November 29, 2025 at 5:24 PM
“everything else would be illegal” sounds like you’re not being courageous or creative enough
are you not someone?
November 29, 2025 at 5:15 PM
are you not someone?
wow Gail ur reputation for being a relentlessly reputable is in jeopardy with this one: this *can’t* be true bc I know for a fact Jews live in Canada
November 26, 2025 at 4:54 AM
wow Gail ur reputation for being a relentlessly reputable is in jeopardy with this one: this *can’t* be true bc I know for a fact Jews live in Canada
idk there's a pretty substantial amount of evidence to the contrary
November 25, 2025 at 6:36 PM
idk there's a pretty substantial amount of evidence to the contrary
and i bet your life was better before, wasnt it
November 18, 2025 at 3:31 AM
and i bet your life was better before, wasnt it
Communication is *the* key so it's great that you already have that part down. That said, as someone who's done this professionally: Having those things written down can still go a really long way toward bringing peace and reassurance to people you care about at a fraught time in their lives.
November 17, 2025 at 6:24 PM
Communication is *the* key so it's great that you already have that part down. That said, as someone who's done this professionally: Having those things written down can still go a really long way toward bringing peace and reassurance to people you care about at a fraught time in their lives.
& u were and are 100% correct
November 17, 2025 at 3:48 AM
& u were and are 100% correct
an emotional breakdown baddie
November 17, 2025 at 3:26 AM
an emotional breakdown baddie
what’s your usual preferred playstyle?
November 15, 2025 at 3:12 AM
what’s your usual preferred playstyle?