Schaffer the Darklord
@schafferthedark.bsky.social
I am the rapper known as Schaffer the Darklord. For booking inquiries, please contact [email protected]
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Nov 2025 Patreon content is up! This month includes:
new Department of Darkness track "Headphones" w/instro/acapella/lyrics, STD SHW ep68, bonus cover of Beastie Boys' "Professor Booty," photo set of Kenner SW collection updates & more! Sign up today at patreon.com/schafferthedarklord
new Department of Darkness track "Headphones" w/instro/acapella/lyrics, STD SHW ep68, bonus cover of Beastie Boys' "Professor Booty," photo set of Kenner SW collection updates & more! Sign up today at patreon.com/schafferthedarklord
November 30, 2025 at 3:08 PM
Nov 2025 Patreon content is up! This month includes:
new Department of Darkness track "Headphones" w/instro/acapella/lyrics, STD SHW ep68, bonus cover of Beastie Boys' "Professor Booty," photo set of Kenner SW collection updates & more! Sign up today at patreon.com/schafferthedarklord
new Department of Darkness track "Headphones" w/instro/acapella/lyrics, STD SHW ep68, bonus cover of Beastie Boys' "Professor Booty," photo set of Kenner SW collection updates & more! Sign up today at patreon.com/schafferthedarklord
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November 21, 2025 at 3:23 PM
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Many heartfelt thanks to everybody who made this birthday special by posting comments, sharing purple pics, sending gifts, etc. Y’all really know how to make an old Darklord feel loved. #schafferday
November 17, 2025 at 4:23 PM
Many heartfelt thanks to everybody who made this birthday special by posting comments, sharing purple pics, sending gifts, etc. Y’all really know how to make an old Darklord feel loved. #schafferday
November 14th, 2025. Today is my birthday. #schafferday
If you'd like to buy me a drink...
Venmo: @markschaffer718
PayPal: paypal.me/schafferthedarklord
CashApp: $schafferthedarklord
Also, please subscribe to my Patreon…
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Thank you, friends.
If you'd like to buy me a drink...
Venmo: @markschaffer718
PayPal: paypal.me/schafferthedarklord
CashApp: $schafferthedarklord
Also, please subscribe to my Patreon…
www.patreon.com/c/schafferth...
Thank you, friends.
November 14, 2025 at 2:13 PM
November 14th, 2025. Today is my birthday. #schafferday
If you'd like to buy me a drink...
Venmo: @markschaffer718
PayPal: paypal.me/schafferthedarklord
CashApp: $schafferthedarklord
Also, please subscribe to my Patreon…
www.patreon.com/c/schafferth...
Thank you, friends.
If you'd like to buy me a drink...
Venmo: @markschaffer718
PayPal: paypal.me/schafferthedarklord
CashApp: $schafferthedarklord
Also, please subscribe to my Patreon…
www.patreon.com/c/schafferth...
Thank you, friends.
My birthday is next Friday November 14th. In the interest of continuing a 14-year tradition, I again humbly ask that you indulge me and celebrate this non-holiday by posting a photo of you wearing something purple on the 14th and tagging it #schafferday Thank you.
November 7, 2025 at 1:39 PM
My birthday is next Friday November 14th. In the interest of continuing a 14-year tradition, I again humbly ask that you indulge me and celebrate this non-holiday by posting a photo of you wearing something purple on the 14th and tagging it #schafferday Thank you.
The only NYC mayor that rural MAGA shitposters have ever respected is Rudy Giuliani. He was Republican. He was Christian. He was married to his cousin.
November 6, 2025 at 4:18 PM
The only NYC mayor that rural MAGA shitposters have ever respected is Rudy Giuliani. He was Republican. He was Christian. He was married to his cousin.
Thoughts and prayers to everyone online who is furious and terrified over mayoral election results in a city they’ve never visited. 🗽❤️
November 5, 2025 at 3:04 AM
Thoughts and prayers to everyone online who is furious and terrified over mayoral election results in a city they’ve never visited. 🗽❤️
This year’s jack-o-lantern pays tribute to the one from the opening shot of my favorite horror movie: Creepshow (1982). 🎃
October 30, 2025 at 2:54 AM
This year’s jack-o-lantern pays tribute to the one from the opening shot of my favorite horror movie: Creepshow (1982). 🎃
This month I've replayed Resident Evil VII, Resident Evil: Village & the remake of Silent Hill 2 which reminds me that last year I released a song about these things. This holiday season, please revisit my music video for "Every Survival Horror Game." youtu.be/mpmYAdXkchc?...
Schaffer The Darklord - Every Survival Horror Game (Official Music Video)
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October 29, 2025 at 2:17 PM
This month I've replayed Resident Evil VII, Resident Evil: Village & the remake of Silent Hill 2 which reminds me that last year I released a song about these things. This holiday season, please revisit my music video for "Every Survival Horror Game." youtu.be/mpmYAdXkchc?...
I’ve done lots of weird stuff this month. (Naturally. It’s Halloween, I’ve been busy with the #Bunnys31DaysofHalloween project, and well, I’m just generally a weird little guy.) But the weirdest thing I’ve done this month is creating a silicone crucifix. Happy Halloween, creeps.
October 28, 2025 at 10:30 PM
I’ve done lots of weird stuff this month. (Naturally. It’s Halloween, I’ve been busy with the #Bunnys31DaysofHalloween project, and well, I’m just generally a weird little guy.) But the weirdest thing I’ve done this month is creating a silicone crucifix. Happy Halloween, creeps.
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I have a very bad feeling about this...
October 27, 2025 at 4:51 PM
I have a very bad feeling about this...
Bunny Buxom and I perform "Pumpkin" during "HORRORSHOW: A Musical Tribute to Scary Movies" in October 2024. Download the track from Bandcamp now: schafferthedarklord.bandcamp.com
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Schaffer the Darklord - Pumpkin
Schaffer the Darklord and Bunny Buxom perform "Pumpkin" during "HORRORSHOW: A Musical Tribute to Scary Movies" in October 2024. (Features clips…
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October 3, 2025 at 1:55 PM
Bunny Buxom and I perform "Pumpkin" during "HORRORSHOW: A Musical Tribute to Scary Movies" in October 2024. Download the track from Bandcamp now: schafferthedarklord.bandcamp.com
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Today is Bandcamp Friday, when the site waives its fees for artists' benefit. I've just dropped an EP of 2 love songs about paranormal beings: Pumpkin + Scary and Naked. Grab them for your Halloween playlists & maybe pick up some other stuff while you're there. schafferthedarklord.bandcamp.com
October 3, 2025 at 12:04 PM
Today is Bandcamp Friday, when the site waives its fees for artists' benefit. I've just dropped an EP of 2 love songs about paranormal beings: Pumpkin + Scary and Naked. Grab them for your Halloween playlists & maybe pick up some other stuff while you're there. schafferthedarklord.bandcamp.com
Sept 2025 Patreon content is up! This month includes new track "Scary and Naked" w/instro/acapella/lyrics, STD SHW episode 66, photo set of #bunnys31daysofhalloween, bonus cover of Misfits' "Hybrid Moments" & more! Sign up today at patreon.com/schafferthedarklord Thank you, friends.
September 30, 2025 at 1:18 PM
Sept 2025 Patreon content is up! This month includes new track "Scary and Naked" w/instro/acapella/lyrics, STD SHW episode 66, photo set of #bunnys31daysofhalloween, bonus cover of Misfits' "Hybrid Moments" & more! Sign up today at patreon.com/schafferthedarklord Thank you, friends.
Friends! Please wish a very happy birthday to this beautiful burlesque badass and bombshell embalmer, Bunny Buxom! Today is Bunny Day, and so is every other day, fools! 💜❤️
September 22, 2025 at 3:17 PM
Friends! Please wish a very happy birthday to this beautiful burlesque badass and bombshell embalmer, Bunny Buxom! Today is Bunny Day, and so is every other day, fools! 💜❤️
Just this year alone, the MAGA movement’s core values have been retconned more times than the Halloween film franchise.
September 18, 2025 at 1:21 PM
Just this year alone, the MAGA movement’s core values have been retconned more times than the Halloween film franchise.
In the latest episode of "Collect All 79," I restore a vintage Kenner Millennium Falcon. Check it out and subscribe, nerds! #starwars #toycollecting #kenner youtu.be/16MYCoLSQAU?...
Collect All 79 - Ep7 | Restoring Kenner Millennium Falcon Vintage Star Wars Figures
YouTube video by Schaffer The Darklord
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September 15, 2025 at 2:20 PM
In the latest episode of "Collect All 79," I restore a vintage Kenner Millennium Falcon. Check it out and subscribe, nerds! #starwars #toycollecting #kenner youtu.be/16MYCoLSQAU?...
August 2025 Patreon content is up! This month includes: new track "Vintage Gentlemen Tour" with instro/acapella/lyrics, STD SHW ep65, cover of E-40's "Choices," 2 photo sets, bonus video & more! Subscribe today at patreon.com/schafferthedarklord Thank you, friends.
August 29, 2025 at 3:10 PM
August 2025 Patreon content is up! This month includes: new track "Vintage Gentlemen Tour" with instro/acapella/lyrics, STD SHW ep65, cover of E-40's "Choices," 2 photo sets, bonus video & more! Subscribe today at patreon.com/schafferthedarklord Thank you, friends.
A new episode of "Collect All 79" has just dropped! This sixth installment in my chronicles of vintage Star Wars action figure collecting reveals six new acquisitions! Please like and subscribe, nerds! #kenner #starwars #toycollecting www.youtube.com/watch?v=D4UK...
Collect All 79 - Ep6 | Six More Vintage Kenner Star Wars Figures
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August 11, 2025 at 7:14 PM
A new episode of "Collect All 79" has just dropped! This sixth installment in my chronicles of vintage Star Wars action figure collecting reveals six new acquisitions! Please like and subscribe, nerds! #kenner #starwars #toycollecting www.youtube.com/watch?v=D4UK...
PITTSBURGH, PA! Sunday August 3rd! The Vintage Gentlemen Tour (@mc.frontalot.com & @schafferthedark.bsky.social) wraps up at Bottlerocket Social Hall. Doors at 7pm, show @ 8pm. Tix: app.opendate.io/e/mc-frontal...
August 2, 2025 at 1:58 PM
PITTSBURGH, PA! Sunday August 3rd! The Vintage Gentlemen Tour (@mc.frontalot.com & @schafferthedark.bsky.social) wraps up at Bottlerocket Social Hall. Doors at 7pm, show @ 8pm. Tix: app.opendate.io/e/mc-frontal...
CLEVELAND, OH! Saturday August 2nd! The Vintage Gentlemen Tour (@mc.frontalot.com & @schafferthedark.bsky.social) arrives at The Foundry with special guest @mayorwertz.bsky.social! Doors @ 7pm, show @ 8pm. Tix: www.schafferthedarklord.com/tour/index.h...
August 1, 2025 at 1:57 PM
CLEVELAND, OH! Saturday August 2nd! The Vintage Gentlemen Tour (@mc.frontalot.com & @schafferthedark.bsky.social) arrives at The Foundry with special guest @mayorwertz.bsky.social! Doors @ 7pm, show @ 8pm. Tix: www.schafferthedarklord.com/tour/index.h...
DETROIT, MI! Thursday July 31st! The Vintage Gentlemen Tour (@mc.frontalot.com & @schafferthedark.bsky.social) arrives at @sanctuarydetroit.bsky.social with special guest Mark Cooper. Doors @ 7pm, show @ 8pm. Tix: www.schafferthedarklord.com/tour/index.h...
July 31, 2025 at 12:53 PM
DETROIT, MI! Thursday July 31st! The Vintage Gentlemen Tour (@mc.frontalot.com & @schafferthedark.bsky.social) arrives at @sanctuarydetroit.bsky.social with special guest Mark Cooper. Doors @ 7pm, show @ 8pm. Tix: www.schafferthedarklord.com/tour/index.h...
COLUMBUS, OH! Wednesday July 30th! The Vintage Gentlemen Tour (@mc.frontalot.com & @schafferthedark.bsky.social) arrives at Rumba Cafe with special guests Huge Euge! Doors @ 7pm. Show @ 8pm. Tix: www.schafferthedarklord.com/tour/index.h...
July 30, 2025 at 1:36 PM
COLUMBUS, OH! Wednesday July 30th! The Vintage Gentlemen Tour (@mc.frontalot.com & @schafferthedark.bsky.social) arrives at Rumba Cafe with special guests Huge Euge! Doors @ 7pm. Show @ 8pm. Tix: www.schafferthedarklord.com/tour/index.h...
ROCHESTER, NY! Tues. July 29th! The Vintage Gentlemen Tour (@mc.frontalot.com & @schafferthedark.bsky.social) arrives at @bugjarshows.bsky.social. Doors @ 7pm. Show @ 8pm. Tix: www.schafferthedarklord.com/tour/index.h...
July 29, 2025 at 3:19 PM
ROCHESTER, NY! Tues. July 29th! The Vintage Gentlemen Tour (@mc.frontalot.com & @schafferthedark.bsky.social) arrives at @bugjarshows.bsky.social. Doors @ 7pm. Show @ 8pm. Tix: www.schafferthedarklord.com/tour/index.h...
Washington, DC! Sunday July 27th! The Vintage Gentlemen Tour (@mc.frontalot.com & @schafferthedark.bsky.social) arrives at Pie Shop with special guest Prowess the Testament. Doors @ 7:30pm. Tix: www.pieshopdc.com/shows/schaff...
July 27, 2025 at 3:17 PM
Washington, DC! Sunday July 27th! The Vintage Gentlemen Tour (@mc.frontalot.com & @schafferthedark.bsky.social) arrives at Pie Shop with special guest Prowess the Testament. Doors @ 7:30pm. Tix: www.pieshopdc.com/shows/schaff...