Ryan Schaefer
@schaeferyn.itch.io
The Twin Cities' foremost burned-out VR Dev. Frequently looking for exciting new projects, ideas, or wastes of time. Big ol' fan of @sparklykiss.bsky.social - He/him
Today in "god dammit, are you kidding me!?".
November 12, 2025 at 11:43 PM
Today in "god dammit, are you kidding me!?".
It’s so awesome being able to make adult purchasing decisions.
November 12, 2025 at 6:28 PM
It’s so awesome being able to make adult purchasing decisions.
Valve out here piquing my linux curiosities in a major way.
November 12, 2025 at 6:13 PM
Valve out here piquing my linux curiosities in a major way.
Looking for a cheap simple knife set and now I'm losing my god damn mind.
October 16, 2025 at 4:27 PM
Looking for a cheap simple knife set and now I'm losing my god damn mind.
TIL: These two video games are not even remotely the same game!?
Everything I know is a lie.
Everything I know is a lie.
October 5, 2025 at 4:07 PM
TIL: These two video games are not even remotely the same game!?
Everything I know is a lie.
Everything I know is a lie.
I love the modern news ecosystem. It's so good.
September 30, 2025 at 3:50 PM
I love the modern news ecosystem. It's so good.
Quite literally this.
September 24, 2025 at 7:46 PM
Quite literally this.
It only took me probably several years, but I finally got me a free coffee while I’m still here!
September 19, 2025 at 2:18 PM
It only took me probably several years, but I finally got me a free coffee while I’m still here!
Oh hell yeah, I can't wait to get $3.50 total from both of these!
September 18, 2025 at 2:07 PM
Oh hell yeah, I can't wait to get $3.50 total from both of these!
Looking longingly outside the window like Squidward.
September 18, 2025 at 12:39 AM
Looking longingly outside the window like Squidward.
I hate it when circumstances cause me to move up my timetable.
September 17, 2025 at 2:07 PM
I hate it when circumstances cause me to move up my timetable.
The mad scientists have finally done it! They’ve invented corn flavored corn!
September 13, 2025 at 5:41 PM
The mad scientists have finally done it! They’ve invented corn flavored corn!
Uh oh something bad happened, didn't it?
September 10, 2025 at 7:04 PM
Uh oh something bad happened, didn't it?
One of my favorite identifiers of "quality" (totally subjective) of these kinds of games are boss fights that seem totally impossible in the first couple runs but eventually are beaten in a way where you take almost no damage because you "solved" the fight mechanics.
September 7, 2025 at 7:29 PM
One of my favorite identifiers of "quality" (totally subjective) of these kinds of games are boss fights that seem totally impossible in the first couple runs but eventually are beaten in a way where you take almost no damage because you "solved" the fight mechanics.
Getting the very first covid vaccine, then sitting around for the next day and a half feeling sweaty and miserable and in pain while using that as a time to finally play Hollow Knight has become a weird core memory for me.
Fun timing for today.
Fun timing for today.
September 4, 2025 at 4:43 PM
Getting the very first covid vaccine, then sitting around for the next day and a half feeling sweaty and miserable and in pain while using that as a time to finally play Hollow Knight has become a weird core memory for me.
Fun timing for today.
Fun timing for today.
Well that's one thing checked off my todo list today. I look forward to not playing it for the next 8 hours.
Also holy shit 2.1GB only? Love to see it!
Also holy shit 2.1GB only? Love to see it!
September 4, 2025 at 2:06 PM
Well that's one thing checked off my todo list today. I look forward to not playing it for the next 8 hours.
Also holy shit 2.1GB only? Love to see it!
Also holy shit 2.1GB only? Love to see it!
It happened.
I had to use the heater in my car.
I had to use the heater in my car.
September 4, 2025 at 1:50 PM
It happened.
I had to use the heater in my car.
I had to use the heater in my car.
I'm unsure if this means I should buy a lottery ticket because I'm extremely lucky or if I've just used up all the luck I'll ever have.
September 2, 2025 at 6:24 PM
I'm unsure if this means I should buy a lottery ticket because I'm extremely lucky or if I've just used up all the luck I'll ever have.
As someone whose job is mainly to teach people things by using voiceover and speech boxes, I can 1000% guarantee that this will not be true.
August 23, 2025 at 2:33 AM
As someone whose job is mainly to teach people things by using voiceover and speech boxes, I can 1000% guarantee that this will not be true.