Johnny Maloney
@scatterbrains.bsky.social
The salt you add, because you think that it's sugar (he/him)
Hey. It's my diminishing respect for Tom Cruise.
February 9, 2026 at 11:57 PM
Hey. It's my diminishing respect for Tom Cruise.
Pain is kind of nudging me into a weird way.
February 9, 2026 at 9:26 PM
Pain is kind of nudging me into a weird way.
Yes I followed him after Primer, and I love it.
February 9, 2026 at 7:33 PM
Yes I followed him after Primer, and I love it.
Oh hey, it's the only Shyamalaman movie I didn't yell the twist out in the theatre at the beginning.
February 9, 2026 at 11:21 AM
Oh hey, it's the only Shyamalaman movie I didn't yell the twist out in the theatre at the beginning.
Oh, I spent SuperBowl Sunday doing 4 tire works and I didn't even have to burn a body.
February 9, 2026 at 10:59 AM
Oh, I spent SuperBowl Sunday doing 4 tire works and I didn't even have to burn a body.
My hands are exploding drugs time.
February 9, 2026 at 10:29 AM
My hands are exploding drugs time.
Fuck people who demand your attention. Maybe sometime anything you consider one thing is another.
February 9, 2026 at 10:28 AM
Fuck people who demand your attention. Maybe sometime anything you consider one thing is another.
OW I CAN'T SLEEP. Probably the last Oliver Stone film I ever cared about.
February 9, 2026 at 8:54 AM
OW I CAN'T SLEEP. Probably the last Oliver Stone film I ever cared about.
Forgot to mention, blew out tendons in both forearms this week, a little while after a flat tire, and a flat spare.
Had appropriate tires replaced today.
I look like the human torch.
Had appropriate tires replaced today.
I look like the human torch.
February 9, 2026 at 7:28 AM
Forgot to mention, blew out tendons in both forearms this week, a little while after a flat tire, and a flat spare.
Had appropriate tires replaced today.
I look like the human torch.
Had appropriate tires replaced today.
I look like the human torch.
Wow, I mismanaged this shelf a lot
February 9, 2026 at 7:22 AM
Wow, I mismanaged this shelf a lot
So, how's your Willenium going?
February 6, 2026 at 2:18 AM
So, how's your Willenium going?
Holy cow, Tommy Lee Jones was a hunk.
February 3, 2026 at 3:17 AM
Holy cow, Tommy Lee Jones was a hunk.
Still... Mitch Pileggi was kind of jacked.
February 2, 2026 at 10:13 PM
Still... Mitch Pileggi was kind of jacked.
God, The X-Files makes Vancouver look so bleak.
Smallville, Psych, and Supernatural make it look amazing. Especially Psych.
Smallville, Psych, and Supernatural make it look amazing. Especially Psych.
February 2, 2026 at 9:47 PM
God, The X-Files makes Vancouver look so bleak.
Smallville, Psych, and Supernatural make it look amazing. Especially Psych.
Smallville, Psych, and Supernatural make it look amazing. Especially Psych.
The other week, former WWE wrestler, and exchanging Governor of Minnesota Jesse Ventura suggested that Minnesota become Canada's 11th province.
Jesse Ventura.
Jesse Ventura.
February 2, 2026 at 6:53 PM
The other week, former WWE wrestler, and exchanging Governor of Minnesota Jesse Ventura suggested that Minnesota become Canada's 11th province.
Jesse Ventura.
Jesse Ventura.
BY THE POWER OF GREYSKULL, I'M IN THE SHOWER!
January 31, 2026 at 7:29 PM
BY THE POWER OF GREYSKULL, I'M IN THE SHOWER!
My mum was uni roommates with Twiggy.
January 31, 2026 at 6:48 PM
My mum was uni roommates with Twiggy.
Goodnight to a Canadian Icon.
January 31, 2026 at 2:00 AM
Goodnight to a Canadian Icon.