How about losing a hand if you don't use your turn signal?

Half of "news" articles online are about which crap to buy.

"Get off my lawn"

I, too, am glad Amazon provides so much data and feedback on products I ultimately buy elsewhere.

The Who
The Rolling Stones
Pink Floyd
Frank Zappa
Queen

Yes, that is true, but we're most concerned about the security updates.

We have S21 phones which are perfectly fine for our needs. The only reason we'll upgrade next year is due to support ending from Samsung.

If we watch TV at all it is always from a DVR recording with the FF button at the ready.

As such, we have no idea about the great phone deals we will never subscribe to nor all of the new medicines we will never talk to our doctor about whether it's right for us.

She wants to flash 'em so bad.

1) Go to Home Depot.
2) Buy ten ice scrapers and ask for a separate transaction for each.
3) Pay for each transaction with a separate $20 bill.
4) Hit the return line.
5) Repeat from 1) above.

"You know: Morons."

Looks like they have finally assembled the necessary equipment to program a VCR.

Followed by:

Catalytic converters.
Mufflers.
Spare tires/jacks.
Emergency flashers.
Gauges.
Turn signals.
Brake lights.
Locks.
Sun visors.
Windshield wipers.
Mirrors.

"You're not rich 'cause you didn't arrange your yachts in the marina by size."

The "minor tweaks" appear to be the salient points.