Kevin, but pine-scented.
@scaryogreman.bsky.social
About a billion in gay years, but trying my best. Octopuses are cool.
Yeah, this dude's gettin' some.
December 1, 2025 at 3:48 AM
Yeah, this dude's gettin' some.
How very dare you.
November 27, 2025 at 7:25 PM
How very dare you.
I think I just gravied.
November 27, 2025 at 3:49 PM
I think I just gravied.
F*cking marry me already.
November 26, 2025 at 7:06 PM
F*cking marry me already.
*gentle pat on back*
There, there.
*hands a plate of cookies*
There, there.
*hands a plate of cookies*
November 24, 2025 at 7:36 PM
*gentle pat on back*
There, there.
*hands a plate of cookies*
There, there.
*hands a plate of cookies*
I support this endeavor.
November 21, 2025 at 4:46 PM
I support this endeavor.
Are you suggesting he wuthers?
November 16, 2025 at 10:00 PM
Are you suggesting he wuthers?
Perfection.
November 16, 2025 at 7:17 AM
Perfection.
We do not deserve Emma Stone.
November 16, 2025 at 7:12 AM
We do not deserve Emma Stone.
Plant babies!
November 15, 2025 at 3:43 AM
Plant babies!
10/10. Would do a dramatic double-take.
November 13, 2025 at 2:02 AM
10/10. Would do a dramatic double-take.
Just two Norse gods, living their best lives.
November 12, 2025 at 5:15 PM
Just two Norse gods, living their best lives.
A little thigh, as a treat. 🥰
November 12, 2025 at 3:25 AM
A little thigh, as a treat. 🥰