Scary (they/them)
@scaryboots.bsky.social
Artist formerly known as @schrodingerskit on the bird, then @mammalofmystery. #Drag #artist, comedian, #scientist, burner, non-binary, tired. These views are extremely not those of my employer.
#TIL dogs can see in UV. this is relevant because my hair is currently UV reactive green and dogs can't see green, or even particularly well.k
pictured: a cute dog I have befriended , possibly aided by my hair.
pictured: a cute dog I have befriended , possibly aided by my hair.
July 9, 2025 at 5:23 PM
#TIL dogs can see in UV. this is relevant because my hair is currently UV reactive green and dogs can't see green, or even particularly well.k
pictured: a cute dog I have befriended , possibly aided by my hair.
pictured: a cute dog I have befriended , possibly aided by my hair.
Me frenching? VENOMOUS
June 23, 2025 at 10:18 AM
Me frenching? VENOMOUS
Sad images of the bench, via the North Herts Pride Instagram account.
April 18, 2025 at 10:10 AM
Sad images of the bench, via the North Herts Pride Instagram account.
Can we get a second entrance too please? I had to go 30 mins out of my way to get home this week.
April 18, 2025 at 10:00 AM
Can we get a second entrance too please? I had to go 30 mins out of my way to get home this week.
Can you imagine how short the list of marketing claims must have been in order to have 'does not contain thrush' make it onto the packet?
Or alternatively, how many people call them angrily worried that the product contains vaginal yeast infections.
Or alternatively, how many people call them angrily worried that the product contains vaginal yeast infections.
April 15, 2025 at 8:56 PM
Can you imagine how short the list of marketing claims must have been in order to have 'does not contain thrush' make it onto the packet?
Or alternatively, how many people call them angrily worried that the product contains vaginal yeast infections.
Or alternatively, how many people call them angrily worried that the product contains vaginal yeast infections.
At the London Natural History Museum for the first time in years.
I am assured this is a tube of whale earwax for documenting pollutants in oceans reasons.
Totally, and I cannot stress this enough, totally not a kink thing.
I am assured this is a tube of whale earwax for documenting pollutants in oceans reasons.
Totally, and I cannot stress this enough, totally not a kink thing.
April 13, 2025 at 4:36 PM
At the London Natural History Museum for the first time in years.
I am assured this is a tube of whale earwax for documenting pollutants in oceans reasons.
Totally, and I cannot stress this enough, totally not a kink thing.
I am assured this is a tube of whale earwax for documenting pollutants in oceans reasons.
Totally, and I cannot stress this enough, totally not a kink thing.
I still can't believe how big whales are.
I mean, i'm not some kind of whale truther, I do think they're out there. I just can't wrap my head around how big they are.
Again, because that's how size works, I guess.
#whales (source: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Megafauna ).
I mean, i'm not some kind of whale truther, I do think they're out there. I just can't wrap my head around how big they are.
Again, because that's how size works, I guess.
#whales (source: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Megafauna ).
February 25, 2025 at 9:43 AM
I still can't believe how big whales are.
I mean, i'm not some kind of whale truther, I do think they're out there. I just can't wrap my head around how big they are.
Again, because that's how size works, I guess.
#whales (source: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Megafauna ).
I mean, i'm not some kind of whale truther, I do think they're out there. I just can't wrap my head around how big they are.
Again, because that's how size works, I guess.
#whales (source: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Megafauna ).
Please ENJOY the following figure. This was published in a fairly respected journal (which means 3 specialists reviewed this and said 'yup, looks like good science') before the paper was retracted for having these AI generated WTF images.
Paper link: www.frontiersin.org/journals/cel...
Paper link: www.frontiersin.org/journals/cel...
February 11, 2025 at 9:38 AM
Please ENJOY the following figure. This was published in a fairly respected journal (which means 3 specialists reviewed this and said 'yup, looks like good science') before the paper was retracted for having these AI generated WTF images.
Paper link: www.frontiersin.org/journals/cel...
Paper link: www.frontiersin.org/journals/cel...
Only after reading this for the second time did I realise that it's about the need to stay woke. Also that the monster is chitinous and vespiform because it's a W.A.S.P.
February 7, 2025 at 3:47 PM
Only after reading this for the second time did I realise that it's about the need to stay woke. Also that the monster is chitinous and vespiform because it's a W.A.S.P.
Hosting #queer #drag #cabaret #fundraiser on 15th Feb in north London if that's anyone's bag. queercom.org for tickets! #londonEvents
February 5, 2025 at 9:55 AM
Hosting #queer #drag #cabaret #fundraiser on 15th Feb in north London if that's anyone's bag. queercom.org for tickets! #londonEvents
The international patent classification system (IPC) and Borges' Celestial Emporium of Benevolent Knowledge: same energy.
January 22, 2025 at 12:53 PM
The international patent classification system (IPC) and Borges' Celestial Emporium of Benevolent Knowledge: same energy.
Quiz. Is Bonezone:
A) a trade publication for orthopaedics
B) the opposite of the friend zone
A) a trade publication for orthopaedics
B) the opposite of the friend zone
January 17, 2025 at 6:06 PM
Quiz. Is Bonezone:
A) a trade publication for orthopaedics
B) the opposite of the friend zone
A) a trade publication for orthopaedics
B) the opposite of the friend zone
Another piece of my #art using the same technique as yesterday. I make these as cards for friends who I want to cheer.
Tracing paper on watercolour. Taking photos is not my best thing.
Tracing paper on watercolour. Taking photos is not my best thing.
January 15, 2025 at 9:43 AM
Another piece of my #art using the same technique as yesterday. I make these as cards for friends who I want to cheer.
Tracing paper on watercolour. Taking photos is not my best thing.
Tracing paper on watercolour. Taking photos is not my best thing.
If you break the candle you can burn it at four ends.
Art by me.
Art by me.
January 13, 2025 at 5:16 PM
If you break the candle you can burn it at four ends.
Art by me.
Art by me.
The future is amazing: I can get plant milk delivered in a reusable bottle to my door. And it's even earthed.
January 8, 2025 at 7:28 PM
The future is amazing: I can get plant milk delivered in a reusable bottle to my door. And it's even earthed.
On that last one: i've been 3d printing bones for accessories recently (because I've got ridiculous ethical vegan standards for *how* to be a spooky fucker). But that means I don't just have a cat skull, I have a sabertooth skull. #3dprinting #skull
March 7, 2024 at 9:02 PM
On that last one: i've been 3d printing bones for accessories recently (because I've got ridiculous ethical vegan standards for *how* to be a spooky fucker). But that means I don't just have a cat skull, I have a sabertooth skull. #3dprinting #skull
I found this ominous sentence around my house in my handwriting, but I didn't remember writing it.
If you think about it, it's all generating new biomass. The question is just if it's in your body or someone else's. Keep an eye on where your nutrients are going.
Fudepen and homemade ink.
If you think about it, it's all generating new biomass. The question is just if it's in your body or someone else's. Keep an eye on where your nutrients are going.
Fudepen and homemade ink.
March 6, 2024 at 1:45 PM
I found this ominous sentence around my house in my handwriting, but I didn't remember writing it.
If you think about it, it's all generating new biomass. The question is just if it's in your body or someone else's. Keep an eye on where your nutrients are going.
Fudepen and homemade ink.
If you think about it, it's all generating new biomass. The question is just if it's in your body or someone else's. Keep an eye on where your nutrients are going.
Fudepen and homemade ink.
I prefer to self-identify as hot but I'll compromise on pretty for my sibs. #transSolidarity
March 6, 2024 at 1:34 PM
I prefer to self-identify as hot but I'll compromise on pretty for my sibs. #transSolidarity
#Drag: I am a drag king (using masculine exaggerated gender expression), Dean Adze (say it 'adds'). I'm a comedy rock and roll loser with a tendency to take my clothes, perhaps to justify banging on about social justice. This is me as Satan....'s press officer. Picture by Simon Topp.
March 6, 2024 at 12:37 PM
#Drag: I am a drag king (using masculine exaggerated gender expression), Dean Adze (say it 'adds'). I'm a comedy rock and roll loser with a tendency to take my clothes, perhaps to justify banging on about social justice. This is me as Satan....'s press officer. Picture by Simon Topp.
#art : I went part time at work last year to have more time for art (visual and performing). At the moment what is making me happiest is ink pen, using found and natural materials, and vaguely occult shit.
This is some of my work, in inks I made from mushroom and acorn. Model Rubyyy Jones.
This is some of my work, in inks I made from mushroom and acorn. Model Rubyyy Jones.
March 6, 2024 at 12:33 PM
#art : I went part time at work last year to have more time for art (visual and performing). At the moment what is making me happiest is ink pen, using found and natural materials, and vaguely occult shit.
This is some of my work, in inks I made from mushroom and acorn. Model Rubyyy Jones.
This is some of my work, in inks I made from mushroom and acorn. Model Rubyyy Jones.