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caro 🍷☀️🍷 scarry ao3 ✨😌
@scarrypotato.bsky.social
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an unhinged neurospicy lesbian writing about hyv gays

i multiship childe & support verses 🔁

she/her | 30+ | 🔞 | mostly 🔶💧 | ☀️🍷 | ⛓️🌧️ | 🏛️🌱 | 🦚🗿 | & all beautiful lesbians

very not normal about hualian
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scarrypotato.bsky.social
...listen. LISTEN. (yes im proud of the joke)
November 25, 2025 at 2:59 PM
scarrypotato.bsky.social
this quest was sooo long but omg i really like this!!!

uquiz.com/quiz/SPbZfn/...
November 25, 2025 at 7:24 AM
scarrypotato.bsky.social
I clicked every option, one after another, and then the last one was the answer LMAOOOOO
November 25, 2025 at 7:11 AM
scarrypotato.bsky.social
another chapter of #zhongchi Mafia AU with collaboration with my beautiful wife @stellarpurrade.bsky.social
#potatowrites

🔶 Explicit
💧 Enemies to Lovers
🔶 Semi-public Sex
💧 2/4 Chapters
🔶 Link: archiveofourown.org/works/743490...
DARK ROMANCE: NEXT STAGE A #zhongchi fic Chapter 2: Public Indecendy Summary: “I appreciate the compliment,” Childe says, but he isn’t finished. He plants both palms firmly on Morax' chest and pushes him back until the metal shelves behind him screech from the impact. “But I’m sure I can do even better. Can your heart take it?” he teases, already dropping to his knees, fingers toying with the belt buckle adorned with cor lapises—as if he’s genuinely waiting for an answer, unwilling to risk an accidental heart attack. They could say many bad things about Childe, but one thing was certain: he always respected his seniors. Not only is Morax amused, but turned on as well, all because of Childe's bratty tease. His hips roll into Childe's touch, probably without Morax noticing it. “My heart can take more than you think,” he murmurs in a hoarse voice, a gloved finger under Childe's chin guiding his head up.
November 24, 2025 at 6:24 PM
scarrypotato.bsky.social
who's ready for the mafia zhongchi update? i wonder why stellar chose gloves for the graphic hmmm
November 24, 2025 at 5:58 PM
scarrypotato.bsky.social
@stellarpurrade.bsky.social and I are back with #zhongchi Mafia AU! This time in a form of four chapters of a pure smut with a side dish of risk you'd end up dead
#potatowrites

🔶 Explicit
💧 Enemies to Lovers
🔶Sex Toys
💧 1/4 Chapters
🔶 Link: archiveofourown.org/works/74349056
Next Stage: Dark Romance Wine & Dine Summary: “(…) while pacing casually between the round tables with two or three chairs at most, grinning at the staff and guests alike, he gathered enough insight into the purpose of this nice charity event. In the last six months of this operation, he had learnt (more than) a few things about Rex Lapis—first, he was obsessed with Liyue. Second, despite this, he used every opportunity to gain something. Exchange, he liked to say. But the exchange was never equal. What is happening behind the generous façade of a charity event? Closing deals with all those invited Snezhnayan oligarchs and Liyuean politicians? Or are they simply cleaning their hands by making unnecessarily high bids during the auction?” Six months ago, Fatui's attempts to eliminate Rex Lapis began—from plots to disrupt his work to assassination attempts. After six months, Tartaglia decides that he is the only competent person to take down the man. Unfortunately, the self-proclaimed king of Liyue prefers to date Childe, instead of letting him do his job properly.
November 17, 2025 at 2:14 PM
scarrypotato.bsky.social
do you choose text & tags? it works for me!
November 17, 2025 at 9:38 AM
scarrypotato.bsky.social
she's locked it

(I bet she's pulling hyacine to eat little ica)
November 12, 2025 at 7:50 AM
scarrypotato.bsky.social
um, so I've heard it's november, but here, have this kinktober #haikaveh offering #potatowrites

🌱 Explicit
🏛️ Humor
🌱 Idiots in Love
🏛️ Stuck in a Wall
🌱 5.9k Words
🏛️ Link: archiveofourown.org/works/74050461
Clearance, a Haikaveh explicit fic SUMMARY: “Stop being annoying and better tell me what these ruins are. Have you researched them?” “Yes,” Alhaitham—as usually—answered only the direct question, but Kaveh decided to not bend to his wish. Instead, he crossed his arms over his chest, raised his eyebrows and waited. Alhaitham sighed so deeply that it was hard for Kaveh to believe he didn’t inhale sand—it would totally happen to him. “Faruzan mentioned them to one of her students. I was curious.” Alhaitham dared to shrug while admitting to eavesdropping their senior and using the knowledge for his own gain in one sentence. Kaveh stared. For a second or two, before admitting defeat and his own curiosity. “Summarising— you know nothing about it, except for the fact that a brilliant researcher who was trapped in ruins for a century has knowledge about them.” “In short.” Alhaitham nodded and, clearly, took it as a sign of Kaveh’s approval, turning his back on Kaveh and strolling to the ruins as if they were in Sumeru City. “Brilliant,” Kaveh muttered, rolling his eyes, but he, too, resumed the hike to the ruins.
November 11, 2025 at 7:18 PM
scarrypotato.bsky.social
when you get a comment that make you giggle and kick your feet and sob a little--

i can assure you i am not a hyv writer but i won't reveal the truth about my secret identity
November 8, 2025 at 6:52 PM
scarrypotato.bsky.social
I finally was able to publish a piece I finished last week (I hate them. I love them.) #zhongchili #potatowrites

🔶 Roaring Twenties
💧 Explicit
🔶 Non-Penetrative Sex
💧 Age Difference
🔶 3.8k Words
💧 Link: archiveofourown.org/works/73672021
November 4, 2025 at 10:58 AM
scarrypotato.bsky.social
archons bless @quantumtrotter.bsky.social for being my muse (she does like to see zhongli being a gigantic simp) #zhongchili #potatowrites

🔶 Roaring Twenties
💧 Explicit
🔶 Voice Kink
💧 Age Difference
🔶 2.9k Words
💧 Link: archiveofourown.org/works/72881016
October 21, 2025 at 5:35 PM
scarrypotato.bsky.social
#zhongchi #potatowrites

🔶 Royal AU, Imperial Liyue
💧 Emperor x Prince
🔶 Mature (Violence, Implied Sexual Content)
💧 4/4 Chapter
🔶 11.1 Words
💧 Link: archiveofourown.org/works/677380...
October 17, 2025 at 1:18 PM
scarrypotato.bsky.social
My new #zhongchili AU: Mr Zhongli, a stock trader, meets a young man at a speakeasy and finds himself drawn to him far too easily.

🔶 Roaring Twenties
💧 Explicit
🔶 Strangers to Lovers
💧 Age Difference
🔶 6k Words
💧 Link: archiveofourown.org/works/72632501
October 17, 2025 at 12:56 PM
scarrypotato.bsky.social
now, let me introduce you to a fic I've been writing like possessed since yesterday evening: #zhongchili very incorrect historically roaring twenties au, featuring childe as nepo mobster (with a dream to be a movie star) and zhongli as stock market shark, too rich and too arrogant for his own good
October 15, 2025 at 3:35 PM
scarrypotato.bsky.social
by total accident i started writing #haikaveh, challenged to write stuck in the wall prompt
instead of kinkfic I've got (fluffy) idiots in love
October 15, 2025 at 3:21 PM
scarrypotato.bsky.social
...huh it seems that navia changed career
September 30, 2025 at 2:09 PM
scarrypotato.bsky.social
since im playing aq right now this dude's first
since this name actually isn't popular for like... ten centuries, i had to check the etymology. in short, it could be translated to "someone who finds joy in everything/who is a joy to everyone", 2/10 imho bad choice esp that he's in AQ +
September 24, 2025 at 7:40 PM
scarrypotato.bsky.social
Look at my baby being all grow up, 20000 hits 🥹🥹🥹🥹
September 24, 2025 at 6:10 PM
scarrypotato.bsky.social
be safe people, remember to download your food!
September 24, 2025 at 1:07 PM
scarrypotato.bsky.social
👀 gimme some pleaaaasee
September 6, 2025 at 7:49 AM
scarrypotato.bsky.social
No new pictures; where are you mentally?

(the kitty from the meme is my bestie's son)
August 27, 2025 at 9:14 AM
scarrypotato.bsky.social
#zhongchiweek2025 #zhongchi #potatowrites day 5: royal au & day 4: abyssal corrosion

🔶 Royal AU, Imperial Liyue
💧 Emperor x Prince
🔶 Mature (Violence, Implied Sexual Content)
💧 2/3 Chapter
🔶 11.1 Words
💧 Link: archiveofourown.org/works/677380...
August 14, 2025 at 12:49 PM
scarrypotato.bsky.social
my beautiful queen, i finally had an opportunity to play her and she slayed 🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻🥹🥹🥹
August 1, 2025 at 9:00 AM
scarrypotato.bsky.social
#zhongchiweek2025 #zhongchi #potatowriting day 5: royal au & day 4: abyssal corrosion

🔶 Royal AU, Imperial Liyue
💧 Emperor x Prince
🔶 Mature (Violence, Implied Sexual Content)
💧 1/3 Chapter
🔶 9.5 Words
💧 Link: archiveofourown.org/works/677380...
July 18, 2025 at 2:18 PM