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Scarey Mulligan🍉🦇
@scareymulligan.bsky.social
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The Criterion Closet’s worst guest.

I write The Parasocial Hour, a quasiacademic shitpost/newsletter about pop culture and capitalist decay.

latine • goth • tired
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If I find out you used the James Baldwin typebot
Tim Robinson threatens the mortality of the viewer.
November 26, 2025 at 1:51 AM
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If I could be cringe and chronically stuck in the twenty tens for a moment, I do appreciate that his career as a Hero(tm) really did just start and end with morale boosters for Distressed American Boys
Captain America waves on stage next to an actor depicting a knocked out Hitler. Women adorned in American red white and blue Stars and Stripes performatively swoon Captain America sits backwards on a chair all chill and relatable in front of a backdrop of a high school hallway
November 22, 2025 at 6:49 AM
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If you’re thinking of designing your office space to follow an industrial aesthetic that leans heavily on open layouts of entirely concrete walls and floors: don’t
Person with mid length dyed red hair and glasses takes a photo of themself in a bathroom mirror. They wear a black kn95 and a black knee length puffer jacket because offices designed as described in the post might as well be a fucking walk-in freezer
November 20, 2025 at 4:11 AM
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your last saved meme is your moral philosophy
Mini Moon aims a handgun at the viewer
November 19, 2025 at 8:04 PM
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It was raining all weekend and I finished reading HELLO, SUNSHINE by @keezyyoung.bsky.social and I think all the rest of you should read it too whether it’s raining or not.
Little black cat that goes to great lengths to be close as possible to her human without getting on their lap also optional.
A little black cat perched on the edge of a couch next to a pair of legs in skull patterned lounge pants. On the legs’ lap is a copy of Keezy Young’s graphic novel Hello, Sunshine
November 17, 2025 at 5:38 PM
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Huge news for fellow perpetrators of the latine agenda: teaching my husband the truth of enjoying a copita to salute ending the week alive and amongst other living creatures
Two squat blue blown glass glasses nearly full of tequila añejo
November 15, 2025 at 7:02 AM
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getting into reading romance novels, blah blah blah, if I had a nickel every time, yadda yadda two nickels, but it’s weird it happened twice, etc etc
Maddy from euphoria looks mortified. The caption is edited to read “wait, is this fucking book a reylo fic?”
November 8, 2025 at 8:55 PM
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Rent freeze and eradication of no-fault evictions, free public transit, ICE permabanned, judgement-free housing for all Angelenos, countywide halt of encampment sweeps, safety for trans youth and healthcare for queer elders, baby baskets…
Jesus, I see what you’ve done for other people, and I want that for me.
November 7, 2025 at 7:54 PM
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My husband said he was obsessed with me in his vows
Older man grins and gestures to someone out of frame. The caption reads “Oh, my God, he admit it!”
November 3, 2025 at 9:34 PM
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from the archives, will accept credit for Superman (2025) story concept at any time, please link it to my IMDb
Tweet from scarey mulligan dated July 12, 2020: since kindness and valuing others over yourself is still not status quo, being a sweetie pie continues to be Extravagantly Punk(tm)
October 30, 2025 at 6:18 PM
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Have to pause weight lifting bc the sleeves of my make up wedding dress are getting too tight
Orange kitten stands on his hind legs. The overhead angle of the photo makes him look disappointed and/or resigned
October 29, 2025 at 12:13 AM
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Rockatansky bears the true brunt of my crafting (recyclables pile up in her napping zone)
Black cat with green eyes curls up by a grey knit blanket with a mound of orange and yellow paper scraps before her
October 25, 2025 at 7:50 AM
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A movie I was very excited about came in for review and it’s, generously put, Just Okay
A kitten perches over a game controller, tears welling in its eyes
October 24, 2025 at 6:34 PM
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Happy #LetterboxdFriday everyone here’s my #LastFourWatched
Recent activity on letterboxd listing oculus, Banned from Broadcast: The Movie—Saiko! The Large Family, night beast, and Steve Martin and Martin Short: An Evening You Will Forget for the Rest of Your Life
October 24, 2025 at 2:37 PM
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I love preordering books bc I always forget all about it and then like a year later I open the door to a mystery package like
Hank Scorpio slaps his forehead in delight at the concept of hammocks
October 21, 2025 at 7:31 PM
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:)
Last four watched on letterboxd: The Haunted Palace, The Abominable Dr. Phibes, Los Campeones Justicieros, The Masque of the Red Death
October 18, 2025 at 2:48 AM
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Setting up to work out after having pizza for dinner
Ralph Wiggum sits alone one the bus. He chuckles and says “I’m in danger”
October 16, 2025 at 2:43 AM
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“Oh! By the way! I started following your newsletter!”
Oppenheimer washed out by the unnatural light of the explosion he wrought as a visual medium of the guilt that will cling to his flesh for the rest of his days.
October 15, 2025 at 4:39 PM
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There’s something Cronenberg-esque about these bottled bath water, jarred farts, aerosolized breath as expressions of (or perhaps pus-filled lesions due to) the flesh’s commodification. Truly, as women are stripped of bodily autonomy, they are simultaneously stripped for sellable parts
Parade article by Erica Gerald Mason with a picture of KATSEYE “Pop Group Collabs With 5 Gum to Sell Room Spray That Smells Exactly Like Their 'Fresh Breath' Your living room can smell like a pop star's breath. By Erica Gerald Mason Trending News Writer, Parade” Photo from 5 gum’s site of KATSEYE members posing with their gum alerting site visitors the 5 x KATSEYE: The Senses collection is sold out
October 14, 2025 at 5:19 PM
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Screaming, crying, throwing up, etc
The movie was introduced by @mexopolis.bsky.social and he graciously signed my poster!!
Poster for Los Campeones Justicieros signed by Jorge R Gutierrez
October 14, 2025 at 4:24 AM
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Happy Birthday to the absolute worst little guy!!!
Reanimator screenshot with the caption “make the entry October tenth” Herbert west having the audacity to look distressed Herbert west draws day glo green fluid into a needle Herbert west grips a head by its hair and brandishes a needle full of the nasty juice he invented
October 10, 2025 at 8:47 PM
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Happy #LetterboxdFriday one note on my #LastFourWatched: The Passion of Joan of Arc pairs well with MCR! I played my three cheers vinyl for the musical accompaniment :)
Recent activity on letterboxd listing The Passion of Joan of Arc, Seven, Hit Man, and The Smashing Machine
October 10, 2025 at 4:57 PM
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And the crowd goes mild
A graphic showing several gender identities with corresponding percentages relevant to my level of connection/reflection of them. The highest percentages are non-binary at 70%, gender fluid at 83% and agender (the identity I do use by the way) at 86%
October 5, 2025 at 7:11 AM
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:)
Recent activity on Letterboxd: Saint Maud, Godzilla Minus One, Van Helsing, and Him
October 3, 2025 at 2:52 PM
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October 2, 2025 at 5:10 AM