Everyone laughed when I invented Piss Pants. Who’s laughing now?
November 9, 2025 at 6:19 PM
Everyone laughed when I invented Piss Pants. Who’s laughing now?
Go vote for @zohrankmamdani.bsky.social it feels amazing
November 4, 2025 at 9:07 PM
Go vote for @zohrankmamdani.bsky.social it feels amazing
Love the implication there’s 40 million high paying jobs just waiting for these people to take them but they refuse.
And even if that were the case it would mean every minimum wage job that our infrastructure depends on would disappear which would cause collapse.
And even if that were the case it would mean every minimum wage job that our infrastructure depends on would disappear which would cause collapse.
October 28, 2025 at 2:27 PM
Love the implication there’s 40 million high paying jobs just waiting for these people to take them but they refuse.
And even if that were the case it would mean every minimum wage job that our infrastructure depends on would disappear which would cause collapse.
And even if that were the case it would mean every minimum wage job that our infrastructure depends on would disappear which would cause collapse.
You know who could pass that test? All the people they’re trying to kick out of this country
October 22, 2025 at 2:50 AM
You know who could pass that test? All the people they’re trying to kick out of this country
Siri stop transcending
October 1, 2025 at 3:38 PM
Siri stop transcending
They’re using “Reichstag Fire” like it’s a good thing lol. “This is similarly OUR moment for the Nazis to rise up!”
September 12, 2025 at 5:50 PM
They’re using “Reichstag Fire” like it’s a good thing lol. “This is similarly OUR moment for the Nazis to rise up!”
What would end the career of any Democrat or even any public figure in general is not even a news story when ol Donny does it
September 6, 2025 at 4:56 PM
What would end the career of any Democrat or even any public figure in general is not even a news story when ol Donny does it
president of the united states tweets a photo of himself bombing a united states city, united states citizens cheer him on
September 6, 2025 at 4:54 PM
president of the united states tweets a photo of himself bombing a united states city, united states citizens cheer him on
Everyone reads the Terms
August 21, 2025 at 3:33 PM
Everyone reads the Terms
The Future of Healthcare (in America)
August 14, 2025 at 3:17 PM
The Future of Healthcare (in America)
Life Update: For the past several months I’ve been producing a new sketch comedy series called Complimentary TV, and tomorrow we’re launching on YouTube. We’ve been having a lot of fun showing them around NYC comedy shows, and now I’m excited to share with all y’all www.youtube.com/@complimenta...
July 22, 2025 at 6:48 PM
Life Update: For the past several months I’ve been producing a new sketch comedy series called Complimentary TV, and tomorrow we’re launching on YouTube. We’ve been having a lot of fun showing them around NYC comedy shows, and now I’m excited to share with all y’all www.youtube.com/@complimenta...
Pretty sure I just came up with the ultimate reddit comment
June 27, 2025 at 11:31 PM
Pretty sure I just came up with the ultimate reddit comment
NYC peeps, please do me a personal favor and vote today #dontrankcuomo
June 24, 2025 at 4:51 PM
NYC peeps, please do me a personal favor and vote today #dontrankcuomo
Just got annihilated by my zoomer cousin
April 3, 2025 at 9:30 PM
Just got annihilated by my zoomer cousin
All-timer today by @ryannorth.ca @qwantz.com - that about sums it up
February 28, 2025 at 6:28 PM
All-timer today by @ryannorth.ca @qwantz.com - that about sums it up
Can’t even begin to comprehend the storm that’d go down if Joe Biden and George Soros were literally stealing tens of millions of dollars out of state’s bank accounts
February 13, 2025 at 3:28 AM
Can’t even begin to comprehend the storm that’d go down if Joe Biden and George Soros were literally stealing tens of millions of dollars out of state’s bank accounts
I'm not supposed to share this but behind the scenes they told me it's going to completely change the way games are played. This game is going to be what tech bros thought AI would be, except for real. Also I'm drawing a card for it.
February 7, 2025 at 3:27 PM
I'm not supposed to share this but behind the scenes they told me it's going to completely change the way games are played. This game is going to be what tech bros thought AI would be, except for real. Also I'm drawing a card for it.
It’s funny how Love Me Do isn’t a top-5 song on this record but it’s marketed as “with Love Me Do and uhhhhhhh 12 other songs I guess”
January 27, 2025 at 5:16 AM
It’s funny how Love Me Do isn’t a top-5 song on this record but it’s marketed as “with Love Me Do and uhhhhhhh 12 other songs I guess”
Here’s the comic I posted explaining the removal
January 14, 2025 at 11:40 PM
Here’s the comic I posted explaining the removal