Scandal from Bohemia
@scandalfrombohemia.bsky.social
writer, teacher, performer. Author of The Last Year of the Rest of My Life #enemiestolovers #genx and And Here We Are #genx #family #secondchance https://www.amazon.com/stores/author/B0CTX2GMWM/about?ccs_id=52aa87fc-646a-43fa-8dac-ab8e2ae95435
Years ago, I was in a sketch where Green Eggs and Ham had Sam as a guy trying to pick up a woman at a bar. ("Would you, could you in a car?" etc.)
December 11, 2025 at 4:12 AM
Years ago, I was in a sketch where Green Eggs and Ham had Sam as a guy trying to pick up a woman at a bar. ("Would you, could you in a car?" etc.)
I read Absalom Absalom this year, and that took all of January plus I had to recover enough to read something after that
December 11, 2025 at 3:10 AM
I read Absalom Absalom this year, and that took all of January plus I had to recover enough to read something after that
WHY DO ALL THE MEN IN THAT FAMILY PURSE THEIR MOUTHS SO SMALL
December 10, 2025 at 11:35 PM
WHY DO ALL THE MEN IN THAT FAMILY PURSE THEIR MOUTHS SO SMALL
Yeah, but the "backward masking is Satan speaking" and "backward masking is bullshit" groups were in the same time frame. The big difference was being Southern Baptist versus being pretty much anything else
Gen X is the generation whose pop songs were about nuclear armageddon
Gen X is the generation whose pop songs were about nuclear armageddon
December 10, 2025 at 11:31 PM
Yeah, but the "backward masking is Satan speaking" and "backward masking is bullshit" groups were in the same time frame. The big difference was being Southern Baptist versus being pretty much anything else
Gen X is the generation whose pop songs were about nuclear armageddon
Gen X is the generation whose pop songs were about nuclear armageddon
"Riiiiiiight..."
December 10, 2025 at 1:54 PM
"Riiiiiiight..."
I mean, depends on where you work
December 9, 2025 at 10:08 PM
I mean, depends on where you work
I am extremely disappointed I enjoyed myself at the Cheap Trick show a few weeks ago. If I'd known they were going to perform for Trump, I certainly would not have gone. Also disappointed in Michael Crawford
December 9, 2025 at 1:23 AM
I am extremely disappointed I enjoyed myself at the Cheap Trick show a few weeks ago. If I'd known they were going to perform for Trump, I certainly would not have gone. Also disappointed in Michael Crawford
I live in the PNW. It actually does look like that a lot of the year
December 8, 2025 at 9:27 PM
I live in the PNW. It actually does look like that a lot of the year
The reference is a two header for sure
December 7, 2025 at 8:12 PM
The reference is a two header for sure
The Waffle House Peace Prize is simply being there (customer or staff) without getting into a fight
December 6, 2025 at 6:47 PM
The Waffle House Peace Prize is simply being there (customer or staff) without getting into a fight
Mine would be, "The type who skis around with a backpack of dynamite and starts controlled avalanches?"
December 2, 2025 at 1:19 AM
Mine would be, "The type who skis around with a backpack of dynamite and starts controlled avalanches?"
Preschool teacher:
"So, you didn't go to college?"
Author of fiction:
"So, all this really happened to you?"
Burlesque Performer: (cheated and used a statement)
"So, it's great even people who look like you are able to be let on stage to do that!"
"So, you didn't go to college?"
Author of fiction:
"So, all this really happened to you?"
Burlesque Performer: (cheated and used a statement)
"So, it's great even people who look like you are able to be let on stage to do that!"
December 2, 2025 at 1:12 AM
Preschool teacher:
"So, you didn't go to college?"
Author of fiction:
"So, all this really happened to you?"
Burlesque Performer: (cheated and used a statement)
"So, it's great even people who look like you are able to be let on stage to do that!"
"So, you didn't go to college?"
Author of fiction:
"So, all this really happened to you?"
Burlesque Performer: (cheated and used a statement)
"So, it's great even people who look like you are able to be let on stage to do that!"
My mom told me this happened during New York City's garbage strike in the '70s. It was around Christmas, so people would wrap their trash like presents and leave them in their unlocked cars
December 2, 2025 at 1:05 AM
My mom told me this happened during New York City's garbage strike in the '70s. It was around Christmas, so people would wrap their trash like presents and leave them in their unlocked cars
Is the missing recording 18 and a half minutes long?
December 1, 2025 at 10:04 PM
Is the missing recording 18 and a half minutes long?
1/128th is .0078 percent. His ancestor would have been born around 190 years ago. If he's 200 pounds, that amount of Cherokee blood is 2 and 2/3 tablespoons. He could skin his knee and lose it. (Yes, I know that isn't how DNA works, but, STILL.)
December 1, 2025 at 9:44 PM
1/128th is .0078 percent. His ancestor would have been born around 190 years ago. If he's 200 pounds, that amount of Cherokee blood is 2 and 2/3 tablespoons. He could skin his knee and lose it. (Yes, I know that isn't how DNA works, but, STILL.)
Saw this and thought of you and your beet:
November 30, 2025 at 2:49 PM
Saw this and thought of you and your beet:
DEB was the only shop where clothes were big enough in the butt to fit me. (I was a teen during a flat butt era)
November 29, 2025 at 7:18 PM
DEB was the only shop where clothes were big enough in the butt to fit me. (I was a teen during a flat butt era)
I was the weapon. I was attempting to seduce a character who I thought was potentially giving my company a grant, and, when it went south, I threw him around the stage. (Zorah in Inspecting Carol)
November 29, 2025 at 3:58 AM
I was the weapon. I was attempting to seduce a character who I thought was potentially giving my company a grant, and, when it went south, I threw him around the stage. (Zorah in Inspecting Carol)
Valid. I was expected to throw actual glass glasses at an actor and another time a guy was supposed to feint at me with a real switchblade because retractable knives didn't come in switchblade. I put my foot down both times. And, in case you think I'm a diva, I've done stage combat in stripper heels
November 29, 2025 at 1:49 AM
Valid. I was expected to throw actual glass glasses at an actor and another time a guy was supposed to feint at me with a real switchblade because retractable knives didn't come in switchblade. I put my foot down both times. And, in case you think I'm a diva, I've done stage combat in stripper heels
Moose
Bison
Hedgehog (they really do comically waddle!)
Sperm whale
Brown bear
Bison
Hedgehog (they really do comically waddle!)
Sperm whale
Brown bear
November 28, 2025 at 7:24 PM
Moose
Bison
Hedgehog (they really do comically waddle!)
Sperm whale
Brown bear
Bison
Hedgehog (they really do comically waddle!)
Sperm whale
Brown bear
