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Scampy
@scampyspiro.bsky.social
Diurnal scribbler, rat fancier, kitsch aficionado. Mollusc who never found my rock. Some would call me a hipster. Team Jacques. 🎳🐀

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Door 23 is a shovel. Now all I need is a bucket of salt for turning the bodies to mummies.
December 23, 2025 at 9:16 PM
Door 22 is a pail of water. Lethal when added to steps in sub zero temperatures.
December 22, 2025 at 10:00 PM
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Chester
December 22, 2025 at 10:41 AM
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Basingstoke
December 22, 2025 at 10:40 AM
Door 21. This is the statue the pizza delivery guy kept knocking over, is it not?
December 21, 2025 at 8:34 PM
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BBC1 Christmas Ident - 1981
December 20, 2025 at 6:18 PM
Door 20. We have a hose!
December 20, 2025 at 10:20 PM
I've also realised that the iron was hidden behind the door with Marv's head. Classy.
December 19, 2025 at 11:17 PM
Also, I cannot overstate how much this particular image has been creeping me out all December. The furnace is alive! Look, it has a face and arms and everything. Not to mention that mannequin silhouette in the foreground. Not a place you want to linger, never mind the tar on the steps.
December 19, 2025 at 10:53 PM
Door 19. Nope, not the nail. It’s the iron, which makes for every bit as diabolical a weapon.
December 19, 2025 at 10:43 PM