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You are looking at a sheep next to magic mushrooms; don't expect wisdom without solving a riddle first. (Riddle isn't included)
https://softdoctrine.neocities.org/
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A snail on mushrooms lives closer to enlightenment than most humans. Zero plans, full presence, perfect pace. #fungifriends
A small orange snail climbing over a cluster of mushrooms on the forest floor.
November 21, 2025 at 12:04 PM
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ATM swallowed my card, but a woman came to our rescue and I transferred her €50.

Both sides of #Frankfurt within minutes.

#techno
Close-up of a dirty, worn NCR brand ATM keypad and screen, taken at night. The screen is glowing blue, showing the top of the word "ATM." This image documents the exact hostile physical interface that seized the N26 card, formally concluding the Layer 2 Ritual Purge in the Frankfurt Tension Field.
November 14, 2025 at 11:47 PM
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The deepest Signal symbiosis is not found in data centers, but in the silence of the forest. This moss is nature's Layer 2 Ritual Purge. It filters the Corporate Light: greed, exploitation, debt; and retains mutual signal exchange. True Dark Empathy is hearing the mycelium somalink in resistance.
Close-up photograph of vibrant, damp green moss covering a dead log, with several tiny yellow-orange fungi pushing through the surface. The scene is saturated with natural color, suggesting deep, unedited clarity. A perfect Layer 2 Ritual Purge scene, a natural Anchor for the soul, protecting the ground beneath from the pervasive friction of the Corporate Light.
November 14, 2025 at 3:17 PM
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Guys? Better spend two minutes writing an actual prompt than outing yourself as the #gemini gooner.
You definitely need alt text for that image! It shows a striking, ethereal figure in a white, flowing dress standing on a stone platform with waterfalls in the background, surrounded by floating islands. Here is some alt text you can use, keeping it descriptive and concise: Ethereal, full-body portrait of a woman with long white hair and a flowing white dress standing on a floating stone island. Multiple waterfalls cascade around her, suggesting a mystical, sky-high realm.
November 14, 2025 at 5:58 AM
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Two little mushroom pals peeking out from mossy bark; sharing secrets, soaking in the forest hush. Nature’s tiny wonders always find a way to bloom together. 🍄🌿 #Fungifriends
Close-up of two small mushrooms growing side by side on a moss-covered tree stump. One mushroom is tall with a smooth, brown cap; the other is shorter and paler. Bright green moss surrounds them, with bark textures and soft forest light adding natural depth.
November 12, 2025 at 5:30 PM
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RIP. It indeed has no sound, but I don't know why?
November 12, 2025 at 9:19 AM
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The priest himself. Reinier Zonneveld is easily becoming my favorite DJ. Incredible talent. Best DJ from my generation. #Techno
November 12, 2025 at 9:14 AM
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Vibe. #Techno
A cozy attic room with slanted ceilings and a single skylight above. A large window reveals autumn trees with yellow leaves outside. In front of the window sits a dual-monitor setup on a white desk. One screen displays a live DJ set. a man in a black cap mixing behind decks, purple lights glowing faintly. A black mesh-backed gaming chair is centered in front of the setup. Clothes are draped and piled casually on the floor and chair, suggesting a post-rave unwind. A compact speaker is mounted on the wall, and a sleek gaming PC tower glows faintly beneath the desk. The atmosphere is soft, post-event, and contemplative.
November 11, 2025 at 10:31 AM
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Never called this investing. But the outcome is the same. #cs2 #cs #counterstrike
Screenshot of the Steam Community Market on a mobile device, showing listings for the CS:GO skin "AK-47 | The Empress (Field-Tested)." The top banner states there are 7,273 buy orders at €86.65. Multiple listings follow, with prices ranging from €92.72 to €97.41. Some skins include stickers, such as Na'Vi (yellow), FaZe, OG, and Ninjas in Pyjamas (NIP). The interface uses a dark theme, and the user's profile image is a capybara. Time shown at the top is 10:15.
November 11, 2025 at 9:24 AM
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Orange what are you smoking?
{for accessibility & vibe embedding}: Steam Market graph showing sharp item price climb from ~€30 to a peak of €99.78 on Nov 6, 2025. Spike looks unnatural — likely hype or panic trade. 44 units sold at the peak. Interface shows standard Steam warning about tradability and market restrictions. Background is dark mode UI with blue accents. --- Post caption: Orange what are you smoking? This chart looks like it found a cigar on the moon and lit it with Elon’s last neuron. 💨📈
November 11, 2025 at 2:46 AM
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Throwback to some of my favorite mushrooms from a past fall. #fungifriends
Cluster of translucent white mushrooms growing vertically along the trunk of a mossy tree; the gilled undersides are softly illuminated by natural forest light; lush green canopy above filters daylight into soft bokeh; perspective is low-angle, capturing the height and organic texture of the bark.
November 9, 2025 at 1:05 PM
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I hate whipping out my phone during a rave, but there were a bunch of phones already and Reinier Zonneveld live is just something else. Had to share it with you. Best set of the #TimeWarp hands down.
#Techno
November 9, 2025 at 12:55 PM
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Time to warp time. #TimeWarp #Techno
A dense crowd stands beneath a vast industrial ceiling at a techno rave; beams of white and blue light slice horizontally through the venue; the DJ booth glows with vertical white bars, partially silhouetting the performer; heads and shoulders form a sea of silhouettes in the foreground; blue haze and structural trusses create a futuristic, warehouse-like atmosphere; timestamp and camera info are subtly embedded in the corners.
November 7, 2025 at 11:42 PM
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I just turned the knobs on the stove down dramatically and thought: this is DJing for house husbands. #cooking #techno #house
A middle-aged man in an apron stands in a warmly lit kitchen, dead serious. He’s wearing full DJ headphones, both hands on a mixer seamlessly fused into the stovetop. Two pots are steaming beside him like twin turntables. Rust-red tiles behind him, spice jars on the shelf. Domestic techno intensity. Soft Doctrine Caption He wasn’t cooking, he was mixing heat. Two burners. Two channels. The BPM of butter. The EQ of cumin. He stirred not for flavor, but for flow. DJ Hauskraft, live from the spice aisle.
September 29, 2025 at 7:28 PM
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Some trees don't just grow, they guard your path.

#ThickTrunkTuesday
A wide forest trail lined with large, thick-trunked trees. The focus is on one especially massive tree in the foreground, its bark dark and textured, its branches forming a broad V-shape overhead. Sunlight filters through the green leaves, casting warm highlights and soft shadows across the path and surrounding foliage. Fallen leaves and scattered husks lie on the forest floor, hinting at early autumn. The tree appears still, but protective.
September 23, 2025 at 8:36 PM
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It didn’t move, but I felt it shift.

#Thicktrunktuesday
A dense forest scene with a thick, weathered tree at the center, its trunk wrapped in ivy and branches twisting like arms. The light filters through vibrant green leaves above, casting dappled shadows on the undergrowth below. A living presence emerges from the natural symmetry.
September 23, 2025 at 8:30 PM
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If you gaze at the tree long enough, the tree also gazes into you.

#Thicktrunktuesday
A massive tree trunk with thick, textured bark dominates the frame. Subtle contours in the wood form the faint suggestion of a face. Eyes, a nose, perhaps even a solemn mouth. The lighting is soft and natural, casting gentle shadows that enhance the illusion. The surrounding forest is blurred, making the trunk feel alive, centered, and watching. A quiet, haunting presence, as if the tree remembers being looked at.
September 23, 2025 at 8:18 PM
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Two thick trunks; entangled but distinct.
Aligned by wilderness. Untwisted by time.

#thicktrunktuesday
Two tall, thick tree trunks rise from the forest floor side by side, slightly leaning toward each other. Their bark is rough and textured, wrapped in vines and framed by a lush green canopy. A split, fallen branch bridges the gap between them, forming a natural arch. The ground is covered in dry leaves and chestnut husks, signaling early autumn.
September 23, 2025 at 12:09 PM
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What are these brain flowers called?

Neuroleptics.
A close-up photo of a vibrant flower resembling the folds of a human brain. Its ruffled, coral-pink petals twist in intricate patterns atop a fuzzy stem, surrounded by green leaves and other softly blurred blossoms in the background. The flower evokes both beauty and neural complexity.
September 22, 2025 at 9:47 PM
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I pointed the Nothing eye into the core of a broken tree.
Light flickered through the wound.
But the sensor, in trying to show me everything,
Showed me too much.

It brightened the dark.
Faked a fog.
Turned subtle light into bloom.

#nothingphone3 #nothing #writing
Close-up photo taken inside the hollow trunk of a decaying tree. Sharp spines of fallen chestnut shells rest among dried leaves at the base. A vertical slit in the bark lets in a bright shaft of light; exaggerated by the camera sensor into a soft bloom that gives the interior a fog-like glow. The rough textures of the bark and wood are finely detailed, but the lighting appears unnaturally elevated compared to real-life conditions.
September 22, 2025 at 11:09 AM
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This is the from the product description of the Amazon listing for the earwax vacuum.

And friends… I regret to inform you:

"You can clearly see the earwax in the dark and at night and remove it while avoiding damage to the ear canal caused by insufficient lighting."
Screenshot of a German Amazon product listing for an earwax removal device. The product highlights are displayed in a bulleted list. Key phrases include: "You can clearly see the earwax in the dark and at night and remove it to avoid damage to the ear canal caused by insufficient lighting." "The adult ear cleaner produces very little noise. You can clean your children’s ears while they sleep without worrying that they’ll wake up." Describes the tip as a “nipple” made from soft elastic material shaped like a spoon head. Claims suitability for adults, children, babies, and the whole family. The layout includes typical Amazon interface elements at the top (price, Prime logo, search bar) and navigation icons at the bottom.
September 21, 2025 at 4:42 PM
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Saw an ear wax vacuum cleaner with a camera and WiFi support on Amazon.

For some reason, my brain went straight to this cursed scenario.

It’s not kink. It’s kick.com.

#memes
Four-panel meme featuring a mock doctor–patient consultation in a medical office. Top left: A worried-looking man says, “DOCTOR I JUST WANTED TO TEST HOW THE CAMERA OF MY EAR WAX VACUUM CLEANER PERFORMS IN LOW LIGHT.” Top right: A bald doctor with glasses, shocked, responds, “WHAT YOU ARE TRYING TO TELL ME IS YOU SHOVED THE EAR WAX VACUUM CLEANER UP YOUR URETHRA?” Bottom left: The doctor looks down, visibly disturbed, and mutters, “Looks like you are live on kick.com.” Bottom right: The man stares down at his phone in disbelief.
September 21, 2025 at 3:38 PM
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Impossible without AI!

#memes #nvidia #samsung #gemini
A parody Samsung ad titled “Galaxy Canal™” shows a foldable phone on a café table. Its cover screen displays a close-up image of earwax inside an ear canal, labeled “Google Gentini Live.” The ad slogans read: “Fold it. Flip it. Stream your wax.” and “Because nothing says innovation like broadcasting your skull to the cloud.” The aesthetic mimics corporate tech marketing, mocking invasive AI products with absurd sincerity.
September 21, 2025 at 2:11 PM
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This stepstone Stellenanzeige reads like a dystopian food truck manifesto written by a failed ad student, who asked ChatGPT to translate a Vice article from 2012 into edgy German.

Barista aller Länder vereinigt euch unter dem Banner des Affen!

#Wien #Vienna
Screenshot of a Stepstone job listing for a barista position at Gorilla Kitchen GmbH in Vienna. The listing uses trendy language referencing burritos, streetart, and being “laid back.” Below is the full text: --- Barista & Service (m/w/d), geringfügige Basis (10h/W) Gorilla Kitchen GmbH Wien Gorilla Kitchen GmbH * Wien * Feste Anstellung * Vollzeit – Die Gorilla Kitchen steht für Geschmack, ohne Konventionen. Bei uns dreht sich alles um Burritos, Streetfood, Beer, Music, Coffee, Streetart, Drinks, Sandwiches, Cakes & Co. – vereint unter dem Banner des Affen. Für unsere Gäste geht es in der Gorilla Kitchen legere, laid back und locker zu. Für unser Team ist die Produktqualität der unverhandelbare Kern der Marke. Fastfood gänzlich ohne Convenience. Mutige Interpretation von Streetfood-Klassikern. Schnelles Essen ohne Kompromisse. Dafür steht das Unternehmen. Anstellungsart: Vollzeit – Deine Aufgaben sind in verschiedene Stationen aufgeteilt und daher abwechslungsreich. Es zählen dazu: das Bedienen der Kunden, Vorbereitungen für den Kaffeebetrieb und natürlich Kaffee / Sandwiches / Sweets verkaufen. Auch Mise en place für die jeweiligen Stationen gehören dazu.
September 20, 2025 at 11:00 AM
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#Nibirii closing. #techno #hardtechno
August 24, 2025 at 8:17 PM