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I’m always The Owl… but sometimes I’m twitter.com/slurpeee
Persephone wants me to talk to Her. But she’s The Muse… how does one speak to a Goddess?
May 28, 2023 at 10:16 PM
the sky is very blue🦉
May 24, 2023 at 9:59 AM
bluesky over santorini🦉
May 23, 2023 at 2:13 PM
just spoke to Her. She said the next pieces will be The Owl’s best yet🦉
found a new Muse, I hope Persephone doesn’t mind 🦉
May 21, 2023 at 6:59 PM
Reposted by ascalaphus🦉
You know, as a cis-het white guy, there is part of me that finds the anti-trans panic just indecipherable. Like, why do people even care to hate?

But, as a Jew, I’m terrified at the speed with which they manufactured a genocidal fervor and know that’s how it starts for all of us.
May 21, 2023 at 3:55 PM
The Owl missed bluesky ngl, good to be back🦉
May 21, 2023 at 6:45 PM
Reposted by ascalaphus🦉
still from _meeting place_

totty everyday 81
May 21, 2023 at 2:20 PM
Persephone has really been treating The Owl to the greatest experience🦉
May 21, 2023 at 2:16 PM
some blueskies today w the family🦉
May 21, 2023 at 10:09 AM
quantum > ai
May 5, 2023 at 6:22 PM
still don’t like it 🦉
May 4, 2023 at 10:26 PM
in life, one can only know the present. no one’s lived in the past, or will live in the future🦉
May 4, 2023 at 5:56 PM
art block blows🦉
May 2, 2023 at 4:36 PM
fck if i kno🦉
April 30, 2023 at 2:42 AM
not being able to use my right hand is a pain in the ass🦉
April 28, 2023 at 8:17 PM
applying to jobs has to be a form of modern torture
April 28, 2023 at 5:41 PM
time to try a new dispensary 🦉
April 28, 2023 at 4:53 PM
missed last night’s swat mayhem, but for those who feel they could be swatted in the future I advise contacting the police in your local area and informing them of this possibility. common practice (sadly) for many influencers & creates a form of 2FA with the police, possibly saving lives🦉
April 28, 2023 at 3:28 PM
hangovers suck
April 28, 2023 at 1:40 PM
the mole has no consciousness yet it burrows in a specific direction 🦉
April 28, 2023 at 4:14 AM
assuming people arent liking my skeets cause i havent said skeet yet?
April 28, 2023 at 3:11 AM
dead objects are still alive. living persons are often already dead. - godard
April 28, 2023 at 2:55 AM
they dont make directors like Godard and Kubrick anymore🦉
April 28, 2023 at 2:11 AM
well I know what The Owl is working on tomorrow… 3rd new Pop Culture piece in a week?👀🦉
April 28, 2023 at 1:55 AM
well The Owl is drunk again🦉
April 27, 2023 at 11:45 PM