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sam
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shuchancellor post: you're right. I hate that you're right. I hate how right and correct this post is.
November 5, 2025 at 5:04 AM
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this ad, on the other hand, is honestly selling me
photo of onion print edition fake skechers ad featuring an image of a pair of the exact shoes my mom wears with the caption: "here for when you give up" august 2025, vol. 61, issue 33
September 7, 2025 at 10:00 PM
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five black-clad henchmen with matching bowler hats and G.O.O.N. shirts look up from their poker game with "Vote PENGUIN" posters in the background
August 17, 2025 at 12:02 AM
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the red sun hanging over the icy peaks of krypton
the microsoft icon that appears on the thumbnail for an image file that hasn't loaded a preview, a pixelated image of two blue triangles for mountains with an orange dot for the sun against a white sky
August 1, 2025 at 3:54 PM
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20 fresh baked chocolate chip cookies on cooling rack, top view
July 17, 2025 at 7:01 AM
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alex jones' head on satan from south park's body
July 2, 2025 at 5:36 AM
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I'll take "The Rapists" for 200. Darrell Hammond as Sean Connery in SNL Celebrity Jeopardy
June 21, 2025 at 4:45 PM
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Lawrence Tierney mean mugging Pishi-style in a screenshot cropped from Reservoir Dogs
June 5, 2025 at 1:20 AM
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detail
zoom on the los angeles city controller logo which features a small dog in a super-hero outfit
March 6, 2025 at 5:50 AM
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internethippo in a barrel w/ suspenders (crappy mspaint drawing)
March 4, 2025 at 8:12 PM
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my haters are fuming right now
close up of hotels on mediterranean and baltic avenue (w/ schnauser)
March 2, 2025 at 5:15 AM
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an amateur looking, black and white, msPaint line drawing of a pangolin, bearing a textbook style caption which reads, "Fig. 1 - A Panglossian"
January 17, 2025 at 12:18 AM
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mini banana bread x4
four miniature loaves of banana bread, fresh outtta the oven
January 12, 2025 at 5:13 AM