Sburban Spectators
@sburbanspectators.bsky.social
As in the podcast wherein a Homestuck veteran (Lexia Velika) & a Homestuck novice (Ian) brave the zany world of this webcomic.
New episodes every (Other) Sunday!
https://sburbanspectators.neocities.org/
patreon.com/SburbanSpectators
New episodes every (Other) Sunday!
https://sburbanspectators.neocities.org/
patreon.com/SburbanSpectators
This is what it feels like to record btw (our respective Discord pfps). Also, new post for Patrons over there!
February 9, 2026 at 7:20 PM
This is what it feels like to record btw (our respective Discord pfps). Also, new post for Patrons over there!
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This month's patron zine is out and required reading (mostly for insight into my brain) - Ian
This month's patron zine is out and required reading (mostly for insight into my brain) - Ian
January 2026 Exclusive Zine [Ian Sburban Spectators] | Sburban Spectators
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February 1, 2026 at 10:31 PM
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This month's patron zine is out and required reading (mostly for insight into my brain) - Ian
This month's patron zine is out and required reading (mostly for insight into my brain) - Ian
Would you believe that the freaky little guy agenda is still going strong here at Sburban Spectators? Well you will. Listen to the new release right here!!!!
It is extra normal we promise.
Pages 5927 - 6110: sburbanspectators.neocities.org/ep030
It is extra normal we promise.
Pages 5927 - 6110: sburbanspectators.neocities.org/ep030
February 1, 2026 at 9:54 PM
Would you believe that the freaky little guy agenda is still going strong here at Sburban Spectators? Well you will. Listen to the new release right here!!!!
It is extra normal we promise.
Pages 5927 - 6110: sburbanspectators.neocities.org/ep030
It is extra normal we promise.
Pages 5927 - 6110: sburbanspectators.neocities.org/ep030
Don't look at the time! Don't look at any time! Nothing happened because now ALL of our problems are solved in more ways than one, we're simply feeling that SWEET...! Ft. Lexia's needed apology for Pathologic behavior in a content warning.
Pages 5626 to 5926. sburbanspectators.neocities.org/ep029
Pages 5626 to 5926. sburbanspectators.neocities.org/ep029
January 19, 2026 at 7:53 PM
Don't look at the time! Don't look at any time! Nothing happened because now ALL of our problems are solved in more ways than one, we're simply feeling that SWEET...! Ft. Lexia's needed apology for Pathologic behavior in a content warning.
Pages 5626 to 5926. sburbanspectators.neocities.org/ep029
Pages 5626 to 5926. sburbanspectators.neocities.org/ep029
Greetings fellow spectators, Ian is currently deep in the editing mines putting together what might be our longest non 2part episode talking at length about Trickster mode. The first episode of the year should release tonight on Sunday or Monday during the day. We appreciate your patience!
January 18, 2026 at 10:19 PM
Greetings fellow spectators, Ian is currently deep in the editing mines putting together what might be our longest non 2part episode talking at length about Trickster mode. The first episode of the year should release tonight on Sunday or Monday during the day. We appreciate your patience!
We're still not Dead! But something... something is coming...
January 14, 2026 at 2:51 PM
We're still not Dead! But something... something is coming...
You may be asking "Were the Sburban Spectators defeated in a brutal battle with Cronus stans?"
NEVER! In fact I have a nice free to view Patreon Post that wraps up the year quite nicely. New Episodes to come in the new year! Happy Holidays and much love. - Ian
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NEVER! In fact I have a nice free to view Patreon Post that wraps up the year quite nicely. New Episodes to come in the new year! Happy Holidays and much love. - Ian
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End Of The Year Update (with Canopa Art from Lexia <3) | Sburban Spectators
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December 28, 2025 at 9:32 PM
You may be asking "Were the Sburban Spectators defeated in a brutal battle with Cronus stans?"
NEVER! In fact I have a nice free to view Patreon Post that wraps up the year quite nicely. New Episodes to come in the new year! Happy Holidays and much love. - Ian
www.patreon.com/posts/end-of...
NEVER! In fact I have a nice free to view Patreon Post that wraps up the year quite nicely. New Episodes to come in the new year! Happy Holidays and much love. - Ian
www.patreon.com/posts/end-of...
Wow!! Tough month so far, but we get the gift(?) of Caliborn antics bringing us some real hits among other drama thrown in the mix. Lots of things to shout "oh no!" over indeed. Pages 5438 to 5625. sburbanspectators.neocities.org/ep028
December 15, 2025 at 1:28 PM
Wow!! Tough month so far, but we get the gift(?) of Caliborn antics bringing us some real hits among other drama thrown in the mix. Lots of things to shout "oh no!" over indeed. Pages 5438 to 5625. sburbanspectators.neocities.org/ep028
Spectators, my people. This is Ian Sburbanspectators, we are not dead out here but the end of November and beginning of December have been evil (ontologically so). This means delays on our Patreon Zine, and Episode 28, but don't you worry there's lots of goodies in the pipeline.
December 10, 2025 at 1:44 AM
Spectators, my people. This is Ian Sburbanspectators, we are not dead out here but the end of November and beginning of December have been evil (ontologically so). This means delays on our Patreon Zine, and Episode 28, but don't you worry there's lots of goodies in the pipeline.
And here we are with part 2 of Episode 27!! What a wild ride in & out of the podcast continuity. Come watch us with some very Strange energy make it through it all. Pages 5364 to 5437. sburbanspectators.neocities.org/ep027pt2
November 24, 2025 at 7:13 PM
And here we are with part 2 of Episode 27!! What a wild ride in & out of the podcast continuity. Come watch us with some very Strange energy make it through it all. Pages 5364 to 5437. sburbanspectators.neocities.org/ep027pt2
Hello spectators 👁️👁️👁️!! The next episode will release tomorrow as soon as possible. I will also declare that through the end of the year, we will be uploading every other Sunday to account for busy happenings over the month of December & the holidays. Thanks for listening & we'll see you tomorrow!
November 24, 2025 at 2:45 AM
Hello spectators 👁️👁️👁️!! The next episode will release tomorrow as soon as possible. I will also declare that through the end of the year, we will be uploading every other Sunday to account for busy happenings over the month of December & the holidays. Thanks for listening & we'll see you tomorrow!
Life circumstances have interfered yet again! Next episode will be delayed, sorry about that!!!
November 17, 2025 at 1:39 PM
Life circumstances have interfered yet again! Next episode will be delayed, sorry about that!!!
Oh here we are! We knew this would be a long one, but needing to do parts is still a shock. I (Lexia Velika) feel a slight need to preface my strong stances with it's My Take & Not Meant Meanly. Page 5263 [but we do talk vaguely/reference through page 5437]. sburbanspectators.neocities.org/ep027pt1
November 9, 2025 at 12:10 PM
Oh here we are! We knew this would be a long one, but needing to do parts is still a shock. I (Lexia Velika) feel a slight need to preface my strong stances with it's My Take & Not Meant Meanly. Page 5263 [but we do talk vaguely/reference through page 5437]. sburbanspectators.neocities.org/ep027pt1
No episode drop today!! Zine tier Patrons can expect an imminent treat. :-)
November 2, 2025 at 8:44 PM
No episode drop today!! Zine tier Patrons can expect an imminent treat. :-)
BIG THINGS HAPPENING & more evidence that somehow it all comes back to generously interpreted chess... Let's go through some convoluted schemes & varied villainy. Pages 5029 to 5262. sburbanspectators.neocities.org/ep026
October 26, 2025 at 8:16 PM
BIG THINGS HAPPENING & more evidence that somehow it all comes back to generously interpreted chess... Let's go through some convoluted schemes & varied villainy. Pages 5029 to 5262. sburbanspectators.neocities.org/ep026
Normally we might've released a bonus episode in honor of yesterday's special Homestuck day, but instead Lexia Velika did a fantrolling panel for SAHCon! You can check out the full recording here if you missed it.
In case you missed it, here's the full recording of my #sahcon panel! Full slides are linked in the desc. Thank you so much to all those who attended & have ever supported my work. <3 youtu.be/QvnL9C9pA_8?...
October 26, 2025 at 1:02 PM
Normally we might've released a bonus episode in honor of yesterday's special Homestuck day, but instead Lexia Velika did a fantrolling panel for SAHCon! You can check out the full recording here if you missed it.
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TOMORROW [10/25] at 10AM [EDT] - I will be hosting a virtual panel for SAHCon 2025 entitled A Love Letter to Fantrolling!! Come listen to me wax all poetic about fantrolls from the perspective of a creator & as a means of particular commentary & the likes.
October 24, 2025 at 4:46 PM
TOMORROW [10/25] at 10AM [EDT] - I will be hosting a virtual panel for SAHCon 2025 entitled A Love Letter to Fantrolling!! Come listen to me wax all poetic about fantrolls from the perspective of a creator & as a means of particular commentary & the likes.
Hello again! We get some real anticipated silly lore in this one including some special murine lore of one of our design's. But what's this about the future of this alternate Earth...? Pages 4820 to 5028. sburbanspectators.neocities.org/ep025
October 20, 2025 at 12:01 PM
Hello again! We get some real anticipated silly lore in this one including some special murine lore of one of our design's. But what's this about the future of this alternate Earth...? Pages 4820 to 5028. sburbanspectators.neocities.org/ep025
Alsooooooo, though there's a certain special Homestuck day coming up (10/25) that we might ordinarily release a bonus episode or something on, we won't be. Instead, your veteran host Lexia Velika has something Special for a certain Related Event (wink). Expect more teases soon!!
October 12, 2025 at 2:04 PM
Alsooooooo, though there's a certain special Homestuck day coming up (10/25) that we might ordinarily release a bonus episode or something on, we won't be. Instead, your veteran host Lexia Velika has something Special for a certain Related Event (wink). Expect more teases soon!!
WE RETURN FOR SOME ANTICS!! All new variations of foolishness all around in this one. Including the arrival of some haunting figures... Pages 4667 to 4819. sburbanspectators.neocities.org/ep024
October 12, 2025 at 1:57 PM
WE RETURN FOR SOME ANTICS!! All new variations of foolishness all around in this one. Including the arrival of some haunting figures... Pages 4667 to 4819. sburbanspectators.neocities.org/ep024
We are VERY TIRED this week so there will be NO EPISODE until next week. We are powering up for something truly something (maybe). See you then!!!
October 5, 2025 at 10:37 PM
We are VERY TIRED this week so there will be NO EPISODE until next week. We are powering up for something truly something (maybe). See you then!!!
To our zine tier patrons, expect your September zine straight from the mind of Ian some time later today! They are holding the printable version HOSTAGE!!!
[Warning: This Statement Is Biased For Comedic Effect]
[Warning: This Statement Is Biased For Comedic Effect]
October 3, 2025 at 9:31 AM
To our zine tier patrons, expect your September zine straight from the mind of Ian some time later today! They are holding the printable version HOSTAGE!!!
[Warning: This Statement Is Biased For Comedic Effect]
[Warning: This Statement Is Biased For Comedic Effect]
& this is a little late, but our official Sburban Spectators stance on the pilot: Truly a Big Win for Mac and Me (1988) fans.
September 29, 2025 at 12:30 AM
& this is a little late, but our official Sburban Spectators stance on the pilot: Truly a Big Win for Mac and Me (1988) fans.
Episode??? Episode!!! We get some more Stuff in this one including BIG hits like Jane's resonant foolishness, new troll girls, & oh something outside the comic... a rat? Pages 4469 to 4666. sburbanspectators.neocities.org/ep023
September 29, 2025 at 12:26 AM
Episode??? Episode!!! We get some more Stuff in this one including BIG hits like Jane's resonant foolishness, new troll girls, & oh something outside the comic... a rat? Pages 4469 to 4666. sburbanspectators.neocities.org/ep023
Episode!!! Episode!!!!!!! This was ready to go last night, actually, but you can blame LV for being too tired out drawing fantroll stuff that they couldn't post. Oh, but what's this episode about? Um, stuff... Pages pages 4285 to 4468. sburbanspectators.neocities.org/ep022
September 22, 2025 at 12:20 PM
Episode!!! Episode!!!!!!! This was ready to go last night, actually, but you can blame LV for being too tired out drawing fantroll stuff that they couldn't post. Oh, but what's this episode about? Um, stuff... Pages pages 4285 to 4468. sburbanspectators.neocities.org/ep022