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Kea (and Cherry)
@sayonarapantalones.bsky.social
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Mauna Kea is the cat, named after a volcano. I’m Cherry, the one with opposable thumbs. We/I stand for: sarcasm, democratic constitutions, and dignity. Interested in sports, law, politics, and people doing cool stuff. If you’re kind, I’m likely an ally. 🍒
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sayonarapantalones.bsky.social
Plz. We Ken both stere at teh ppl who tryn get usses to play wit hooge kerrit. Wut de funck even iz dis?
Kea, a fluffy gray and white cat, sits politely on a beige carpet, staring questioningly at the picture taker, a large plush carrot toy at his feet. A blue play tunnel is in the background.
November 26, 2025 at 10:09 PM
sayonarapantalones.bsky.social
Heering youse lowd n clier good buddy. Did wez pass da tezt? 🤞🫡
Kea, a fluffy gray and white cat, sits in a gray bowl hammock, his floofy toes on the right paw forefront, his face is blurry in the background, looking sleepy and curious.
November 24, 2025 at 7:05 PM
sayonarapantalones.bsky.social
nm yuo?
Kea, a fluffy gray and white cat, shows off his newly washed foot, wet beansprouts obscure cute pink toe beans. He’s staring intently toward the camera.
November 20, 2025 at 8:22 AM
sayonarapantalones.bsky.social
Your last saved meme is your moral philosophy.

Huh. I’m ok with this, surprisingly accurate.
A drawing of a moon, with three things: 1. We are in space 2. No one knows what’s going on 3. I love you
November 17, 2025 at 10:46 AM
sayonarapantalones.bsky.social
Weal, role to da belly juss fast nuff to get pasta leggs. Sometimb gotta do soft toss cuz goalie skillz ar two gud-windmill paws, yuo kno. Iz a grate game, cuz I luff bunny kickin da golfbowl!

Heer is spechul glowy ones. 😻💯👍
Kea, a fluffy gray and white cat, lays in his side on a beige rug, one paw in the air, two light up golf balls, one pink one green close to his belly.
November 14, 2025 at 11:56 AM
sayonarapantalones.bsky.social
I’m ready, samwench meee!
Kea, a fluffy gray and white cat, lays on his side, looking up at the camera. His front paw rests on an ottoman, the sun bright on the light carpet beneath.
November 7, 2025 at 5:25 PM
sayonarapantalones.bsky.social
Bunt. Keep it goink, ppls!
An above picture of a fluffy gray and white cat’s backside and tail sticking out of a blue patterned play tunnel. A beige patterned rug is the background.
November 6, 2025 at 7:39 AM
sayonarapantalones.bsky.social
I’d be obtuse to give up, you’re right. Now the time is 20 mins-to inspirational quotes. Alarm set, will look for one of those corporate posters. Like this…but more ennui.
A motivational poster of a kitten hanging on to a rope. The text reads “hang in there, don’t forget you’re awesome.”
November 3, 2025 at 10:18 AM
sayonarapantalones.bsky.social
Kea is obsessed with Grogu. If I block his view even briefly, he will contort until he can see the screen again. He also seems to fixate on other green characters, and some blue ones.

He does not particularly like the plushie, though.
Kea, a fluffy gray and white cat, lays in a blue and white patterned cat tunnel. He’s contemplating the plush Grogu toy in the foreground (a baby green Yoda with pointy ears and big black eyes, wearing a light brown robe).
November 2, 2025 at 7:56 PM
sayonarapantalones.bsky.social
Kea and his face pillow. While I loved the gift, if I left it out, he considered it an intruder-he stopped eating and socializing for the ~20 hours it took me to figure out that was the reason. It now lives in the closet. 😐
Kea, a fluffy gray and white cat, sits on a beige rug, looking askance at the picture taker-there’s a pillow with his face in it, and he’s pretty uncomfortable with the whole thing.
November 2, 2025 at 7:47 PM
sayonarapantalones.bsky.social
Weale, dis Kea ended up on da rong side ob da glass. Howebber, did becomb mercat, so ders dat. Are toonas somwhere, will delibber to #plundercats when can avoid sharps. 😻🧜‍♂️👍
A series of cats at an aquarium.
October 25, 2025 at 6:42 PM
sayonarapantalones.bsky.social
Made it (here two). Snoozles? 😻
October 25, 2025 at 4:40 AM
sayonarapantalones.bsky.social
Keaz heer! Reddy fer redai flyte to da youkay! Ar we snoozlehonkshooing or gonna tell scaree stories? Can do both!
🔜🇬🇧

#plundercats
A series of cats photoshopped onto beds in the hold of a very large airplane.
October 25, 2025 at 4:38 AM
sayonarapantalones.bsky.social
Wahhht?! Da jello vershun arribed! Epic #plundercat ayre merch deserbs epic Kea foto!
@bertie1.bsky.social
@flashtastic.bsky.social

(It was supposed to arrive next Monday, but it came early, so maybe other Plundercat hooms will get theirs sooner! 🤞)
A stylized photo of Kea, a fluffy gray and white cat, sitting politely and looking at a yellow #plundercat air shirt spread out before him.
October 18, 2025 at 11:28 PM
sayonarapantalones.bsky.social
Guezz wat?! Wez offichul #plundercats now! Udder colors comin soone, sew hoppy! 😻😍😻

Tanks @bertie1.bsky.social n @era-now.bsky.social n all da Plundercats fer making it reel! 💯
Kea, a fluffy gray and white cat, lays in his heated cat bed, tongue slightly poking out, contemplating the white Plundercat Air T-shirt that just arrived.
October 16, 2025 at 7:51 PM
sayonarapantalones.bsky.social
Unbelievable game. Such insane grit from both teams.

Sunday in Toronto!

GoMs!! 🔱🔱🔱
October 11, 2025 at 5:17 AM
sayonarapantalones.bsky.social
#Bertiesparty

Wayt! I putt on such wyngs to inspekt dis shramps. Nisce grillink, Bertolomew, butt whatchu mean iz cannut eat dis delitchus shramp?!

Okey fine, da mahi stakes r grate tuo! Yummers! 🐟💚 Tanks yuo!
A Siamese cat grilling tuna and shrimp, with a cat on a spatula, looking like a shrimp, which is irresistible to another cat inspecting the whole process.
October 5, 2025 at 7:21 PM
sayonarapantalones.bsky.social
Dis is faboloose! Aloha, errybuddy! 🤙Iz likely not gunna be ables tu keep up wit da #plundercats on dis adwenchure, so hab funz in ma stamping grounds! Save me one SPAM musubi! 🍙🍱 An luk out for da humuhumunukunukuapua’a (triggerfish)! 🐠🐠🐠
A picture of a triggerfish, named humuhumunukunukuapua’a in Hawaiian. It’s a reef fish, fairly colorful, with an angular mouth.
September 26, 2025 at 11:36 AM
sayonarapantalones.bsky.social
So long as the appetite for superiority and slavering victory (no matter how damaging) is satiated, hunger, illness, poverty, and ignorance are acceptable.
A quote from LBJ: When asked why poor and middle class Republicans vote against their own interest, this was his response: "If you can convince the lowest white man he's better than the best colored man, he won't know you're picking his pocket. Hell, give him someone to look down on and he'll empty his pockets for you."
September 18, 2025 at 3:29 AM
sayonarapantalones.bsky.social
All the mews dats feet to prynt!

After a bit of a forgor, we back for one more regular edishun! (Gonna be random aftur dis one)

Hot off the presses!

#TheHairball
#cats
#catsofbluesky
The Hairball - a BlueSky Cat Digest: a newspaper chronicling the important cat undertakings of late. Page 1. The Hairball - a BlueSky Cat Digest: a newspaper chronicling the important cat undertakings of late. Page 2.
September 17, 2025 at 8:56 PM
sayonarapantalones.bsky.social
I’m gonna let @auggiethebeck.bsky.social and @quindimarlena.bsky.social explain, if they’re keen to. We just had an outrageous reexamining of Airing it out, as distilled in this week’s paper, here’s page 1! Her majesty Tabi is in uproariously good company. 💛💫💛
The Hairball - a BlueSky Cat Digest, a cat newspaper. Page 1.
September 4, 2025 at 12:22 AM
sayonarapantalones.bsky.social
Kea write sum tings, an itz alllll fiit tu prynt! Lookit wut you all did!
#BreakingMews
#TheHairball

*Cuz there will be a forgor (boo), nest edishun willna be for a littol bit. Until den, @dagmarfaye.bsky.social is gunna keepe youse all on pointe.
The Hairball - a BlueSky Cat Digest: a newspaper recounting BlueSky cat shenanigans in recent times. Page 1 The Hairball - a BlueSky Cat Digest: a newspaper recounting BlueSky cat shenanigans in recent times. Page 2
September 3, 2025 at 6:33 PM
sayonarapantalones.bsky.social
On #gingercatappreciationday I throw it back to Kea’s brudder Lava 🌈 A true bowling ball of a guy, purest heart, lightest of spirit, champion opportunistic napper. A legend. 🧡

Scritches to all ginger cats. Appreciate youse.
Lava, an orange tabby, lays on his side atop a tile counter, unflappably assured he’s just the coolest guy. Lava, an orange tabby, lays on the edge of a bed with floral sheets, head looking down at the camera almost adoringly, one foreleg handing over the side, the other tucked under his chin.
September 1, 2025 at 11:37 PM
sayonarapantalones.bsky.social
The last time I did this, the post was flagged as adult content. So here’s Kea, just being a dude.
A gray and white cat inspects a Coke can that says “Dude,” held by a person. You can see very stylish yellow Crocs behind him, his green eyes look happy to be included in the home goings on.
August 31, 2025 at 11:29 PM
sayonarapantalones.bsky.social
Da Kea fimably ketchup! Woo! Hab bananafedora tuo subbort de cawse, kinda lyke a headset fer takin fonecalls.

Down with rait hikes! 🍌⬇️💰

#plundercats
A series of cats and bananas in a plane. No idea where they’re going.
August 30, 2025 at 9:44 PM