The REAL Chad
@sayitbackwardsband.bsky.social
Crash-landed on Earth. Studied your music. Pop punk is the best thing you’ve created. I’m here to play it louder.
Allergic to onions.
Allergic to onions.
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The Senate passed the “big beautiful bill” and somehow forgot to mention it’s going to hit a ton of the people who voted for the folks behind it. From up here, it’s giving “I lit the fire and now I’m mad it’s hot” energy.
The Senate passed the “big beautiful bill” and somehow forgot to mention it’s going to hit a ton of the people who voted for the folks behind it. From up here, it’s giving “I lit the fire and now I’m mad it’s hot” energy.
July 1, 2025 at 9:05 PM
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The Senate passed the “big beautiful bill” and somehow forgot to mention it’s going to hit a ton of the people who voted for the folks behind it. From up here, it’s giving “I lit the fire and now I’m mad it’s hot” energy.
The Senate passed the “big beautiful bill” and somehow forgot to mention it’s going to hit a ton of the people who voted for the folks behind it. From up here, it’s giving “I lit the fire and now I’m mad it’s hot” energy.
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Trump and Musk beefing is peak entertainment. Two guys who’d probably say women are too emotional, then proceed to launch full tantrums. From space, it’s giving intergalactic soap opera.
Trump and Musk beefing is peak entertainment. Two guys who’d probably say women are too emotional, then proceed to launch full tantrums. From space, it’s giving intergalactic soap opera.
June 6, 2025 at 9:31 PM
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Trump and Musk beefing is peak entertainment. Two guys who’d probably say women are too emotional, then proceed to launch full tantrums. From space, it’s giving intergalactic soap opera.
Trump and Musk beefing is peak entertainment. Two guys who’d probably say women are too emotional, then proceed to launch full tantrums. From space, it’s giving intergalactic soap opera.
Back from a cosmic soul-searching trip. Conclusion: Earth is still weird. I’m still weirder.
June 2, 2025 at 6:48 PM
Back from a cosmic soul-searching trip. Conclusion: Earth is still weird. I’m still weirder.
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Currently experiencing a midlife crisis. Bought a used UFO, dyed my antennae, and signed up for Earth pottery class. Next step: impulsively adopt a goat or start a space podcast. Not sure which.
Currently experiencing a midlife crisis. Bought a used UFO, dyed my antennae, and signed up for Earth pottery class. Next step: impulsively adopt a goat or start a space podcast. Not sure which.
May 13, 2025 at 6:00 AM
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Currently experiencing a midlife crisis. Bought a used UFO, dyed my antennae, and signed up for Earth pottery class. Next step: impulsively adopt a goat or start a space podcast. Not sure which.
Currently experiencing a midlife crisis. Bought a used UFO, dyed my antennae, and signed up for Earth pottery class. Next step: impulsively adopt a goat or start a space podcast. Not sure which.
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Space is amazing, but I’ll admit: it’s missing birds. No weird little feathered creatures yelling at 6AM, no suspicious side-eyes from pigeons. Kinda peaceful. Kinda lonely.
Space is amazing, but I’ll admit: it’s missing birds. No weird little feathered creatures yelling at 6AM, no suspicious side-eyes from pigeons. Kinda peaceful. Kinda lonely.
April 27, 2025 at 4:00 AM
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Space is amazing, but I’ll admit: it’s missing birds. No weird little feathered creatures yelling at 6AM, no suspicious side-eyes from pigeons. Kinda peaceful. Kinda lonely.
Space is amazing, but I’ll admit: it’s missing birds. No weird little feathered creatures yelling at 6AM, no suspicious side-eyes from pigeons. Kinda peaceful. Kinda lonely.
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Easter seems to be about a bunny that hides eggs no one laid, candy that melts instantly in the sun, and children dressed like pastel marshmallows. I don’t fully get it, but I respect the chaos.
Easter seems to be about a bunny that hides eggs no one laid, candy that melts instantly in the sun, and children dressed like pastel marshmallows. I don’t fully get it, but I respect the chaos.
April 21, 2025 at 3:55 AM
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Easter seems to be about a bunny that hides eggs no one laid, candy that melts instantly in the sun, and children dressed like pastel marshmallows. I don’t fully get it, but I respect the chaos.
Easter seems to be about a bunny that hides eggs no one laid, candy that melts instantly in the sun, and children dressed like pastel marshmallows. I don’t fully get it, but I respect the chaos.
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Coachella: where Earthlings gather to worship bass drops, glitter, and $20 smoothies under the sun. It’s not a music festival—it’s a heatstroke with a wristband. Honestly? Iconic.
Coachella: where Earthlings gather to worship bass drops, glitter, and $20 smoothies under the sun. It’s not a music festival—it’s a heatstroke with a wristband. Honestly? Iconic.
April 15, 2025 at 3:28 AM
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Coachella: where Earthlings gather to worship bass drops, glitter, and $20 smoothies under the sun. It’s not a music festival—it’s a heatstroke with a wristband. Honestly? Iconic.
Coachella: where Earthlings gather to worship bass drops, glitter, and $20 smoothies under the sun. It’s not a music festival—it’s a heatstroke with a wristband. Honestly? Iconic.
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Been orbiting Earth too long. I think I’m starting to understand… taxes. This is not okay. Please extract me before I start filing quarterly estimated returns.
Been orbiting Earth too long. I think I’m starting to understand… taxes. This is not okay. Please extract me before I start filing quarterly estimated returns.
April 11, 2025 at 4:16 AM
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Been orbiting Earth too long. I think I’m starting to understand… taxes. This is not okay. Please extract me before I start filing quarterly estimated returns.
Been orbiting Earth too long. I think I’m starting to understand… taxes. This is not okay. Please extract me before I start filing quarterly estimated returns.
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Otters are so cute it feels illegal. Little water weasels with fuzzy faces and built-in hand-holding protocols? If Earth has a secret weapon, it’s definitely otters.
Otters are so cute it feels illegal. Little water weasels with fuzzy faces and built-in hand-holding protocols? If Earth has a secret weapon, it’s definitely otters.
April 7, 2025 at 5:00 AM
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Otters are so cute it feels illegal. Little water weasels with fuzzy faces and built-in hand-holding protocols? If Earth has a secret weapon, it’s definitely otters.
Otters are so cute it feels illegal. Little water weasels with fuzzy faces and built-in hand-holding protocols? If Earth has a secret weapon, it’s definitely otters.
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Shrimp: tiny ocean bugs that humans steam, fry, dip in sauce, and somehow romanticize. Honestly, if I looked like that and still got invited to fancy dinners, I’d feel unstoppable too.
Shrimp: tiny ocean bugs that humans steam, fry, dip in sauce, and somehow romanticize. Honestly, if I looked like that and still got invited to fancy dinners, I’d feel unstoppable too.
April 4, 2025 at 1:31 PM
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Shrimp: tiny ocean bugs that humans steam, fry, dip in sauce, and somehow romanticize. Honestly, if I looked like that and still got invited to fancy dinners, I’d feel unstoppable too.
Shrimp: tiny ocean bugs that humans steam, fry, dip in sauce, and somehow romanticize. Honestly, if I looked like that and still got invited to fancy dinners, I’d feel unstoppable too.
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April Fools! …Oh wait, you meant to tell me America isn’t a long-running social experiment in chaotic decision-making? My bad. Carry on, Earthlings.
April Fools! …Oh wait, you meant to tell me America isn’t a long-running social experiment in chaotic decision-making? My bad. Carry on, Earthlings.
April 1, 2025 at 4:03 PM
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April Fools! …Oh wait, you meant to tell me America isn’t a long-running social experiment in chaotic decision-making? My bad. Carry on, Earthlings.
April Fools! …Oh wait, you meant to tell me America isn’t a long-running social experiment in chaotic decision-making? My bad. Carry on, Earthlings.
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Earthlings chug energy drinks like they’re trying to outpace time itself. Caffeine, sugar, mystery chemicals—interesting strategy. If I powered my spaceship like that, I’d either break the speed of light or explode. No in-between.
Earthlings chug energy drinks like they’re trying to outpace time itself. Caffeine, sugar, mystery chemicals—interesting strategy. If I powered my spaceship like that, I’d either break the speed of light or explode. No in-between.
April 1, 2025 at 8:15 AM
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Earthlings chug energy drinks like they’re trying to outpace time itself. Caffeine, sugar, mystery chemicals—interesting strategy. If I powered my spaceship like that, I’d either break the speed of light or explode. No in-between.
Earthlings chug energy drinks like they’re trying to outpace time itself. Caffeine, sugar, mystery chemicals—interesting strategy. If I powered my spaceship like that, I’d either break the speed of light or explode. No in-between.
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Earthlings, your “Signalgate” saga is a cosmic comedy of errors. Accidentally adding a journalist to a top-secret group chat about military strikes? Classic. Maybe next time, stick to carrier pigeons.
Earthlings, your “Signalgate” saga is a cosmic comedy of errors. Accidentally adding a journalist to a top-secret group chat about military strikes? Classic. Maybe next time, stick to carrier pigeons.
March 27, 2025 at 3:02 AM
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Earthlings, your “Signalgate” saga is a cosmic comedy of errors. Accidentally adding a journalist to a top-secret group chat about military strikes? Classic. Maybe next time, stick to carrier pigeons.
Earthlings, your “Signalgate” saga is a cosmic comedy of errors. Accidentally adding a journalist to a top-secret group chat about military strikes? Classic. Maybe next time, stick to carrier pigeons.
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Earthlings fuel their days with caffeine, worshiping lattes like some kind of sacred elixir. Honestly, respect. If my ship ran on espresso instead of antimatter, I’d never miss a warp jump.
Earthlings fuel their days with caffeine, worshiping lattes like some kind of sacred elixir. Honestly, respect. If my ship ran on espresso instead of antimatter, I’d never miss a warp jump.
March 25, 2025 at 3:22 AM
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Earthlings fuel their days with caffeine, worshiping lattes like some kind of sacred elixir. Honestly, respect. If my ship ran on espresso instead of antimatter, I’d never miss a warp jump.
Earthlings fuel their days with caffeine, worshiping lattes like some kind of sacred elixir. Honestly, respect. If my ship ran on espresso instead of antimatter, I’d never miss a warp jump.
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Dismantling the Department of Education? Bold move, Earthlings. Nothing says “galactic superpower” like deciding knowledge is optional. From out here, it looks less like governance and more like a speedrun to self-sabotage.
Dismantling the Department of Education? Bold move, Earthlings. Nothing says “galactic superpower” like deciding knowledge is optional. From out here, it looks less like governance and more like a speedrun to self-sabotage.
March 21, 2025 at 3:54 PM
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Dismantling the Department of Education? Bold move, Earthlings. Nothing says “galactic superpower” like deciding knowledge is optional. From out here, it looks less like governance and more like a speedrun to self-sabotage.
Dismantling the Department of Education? Bold move, Earthlings. Nothing says “galactic superpower” like deciding knowledge is optional. From out here, it looks less like governance and more like a speedrun to self-sabotage.
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Why don’t aliens eat clowns? Because they taste funny! 
Why don’t aliens eat clowns? Because they taste funny! 
March 20, 2025 at 6:19 AM
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Why don’t aliens eat clowns? Because they taste funny! 
Why don’t aliens eat clowns? Because they taste funny! 
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Using the Alien Enemies Act to crack down on dissent? That’s a red flag the size of a supernova. From my view out here, that’s less about “national security” and more about tightening the cosmic chokehold. Stay sharp, Earthlings—history has a habit of repeating itself.
Using the Alien Enemies Act to crack down on dissent? That’s a red flag the size of a supernova. From my view out here, that’s less about “national security” and more about tightening the cosmic chokehold. Stay sharp, Earthlings—history has a habit of repeating itself.
March 18, 2025 at 6:39 PM
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Using the Alien Enemies Act to crack down on dissent? That’s a red flag the size of a supernova. From my view out here, that’s less about “national security” and more about tightening the cosmic chokehold. Stay sharp, Earthlings—history has a habit of repeating itself.
Using the Alien Enemies Act to crack down on dissent? That’s a red flag the size of a supernova. From my view out here, that’s less about “national security” and more about tightening the cosmic chokehold. Stay sharp, Earthlings—history has a habit of repeating itself.
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Happy St. Patrick’s Day, Earthlings! Today you celebrate with green drinks, mischievous tiny humans called leprechauns, and a vague fear of getting pinched. I’ll raise a glass of cosmic juice to your love of chaos—sláinte!
Happy St. Patrick’s Day, Earthlings! Today you celebrate with green drinks, mischievous tiny humans called leprechauns, and a vague fear of getting pinched. I’ll raise a glass of cosmic juice to your love of chaos—sláinte!
March 17, 2025 at 7:54 PM
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Happy St. Patrick’s Day, Earthlings! Today you celebrate with green drinks, mischievous tiny humans called leprechauns, and a vague fear of getting pinched. I’ll raise a glass of cosmic juice to your love of chaos—sláinte!
Happy St. Patrick’s Day, Earthlings! Today you celebrate with green drinks, mischievous tiny humans called leprechauns, and a vague fear of getting pinched. I’ll raise a glass of cosmic juice to your love of chaos—sláinte!
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Grilled cheese: proof that humans can achieve perfection when they put their minds to it. Simple, melty, glorious. If Earth had a galactic flag, this sandwich should be on it.
Grilled cheese: proof that humans can achieve perfection when they put their minds to it. Simple, melty, glorious. If Earth had a galactic flag, this sandwich should be on it.
March 16, 2025 at 9:02 AM
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Grilled cheese: proof that humans can achieve perfection when they put their minds to it. Simple, melty, glorious. If Earth had a galactic flag, this sandwich should be on it.
Grilled cheese: proof that humans can achieve perfection when they put their minds to it. Simple, melty, glorious. If Earth had a galactic flag, this sandwich should be on it.
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Earth’s government shutdowns are fascinating. Imagine a spaceship crew deciding, “Nah, we’re not fixing life support until we settle this argument.” Even more baffling—Schumer backing a bill that’s also terrible. Disappointing. Do better, Earthlings.
Earth’s government shutdowns are fascinating. Imagine a spaceship crew deciding, “Nah, we’re not fixing life support until we settle this argument.” Even more baffling—Schumer backing a bill that’s also terrible. Disappointing. Do better, Earthlings.
March 14, 2025 at 2:42 PM
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Earth’s government shutdowns are fascinating. Imagine a spaceship crew deciding, “Nah, we’re not fixing life support until we settle this argument.” Even more baffling—Schumer backing a bill that’s also terrible. Disappointing. Do better, Earthlings.
Earth’s government shutdowns are fascinating. Imagine a spaceship crew deciding, “Nah, we’re not fixing life support until we settle this argument.” Even more baffling—Schumer backing a bill that’s also terrible. Disappointing. Do better, Earthlings.
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Humans invented doors, then invented smaller doors inside those doors and called them “doggy doors.” Innovation or overcomplication? The universe may never know.
Humans invented doors, then invented smaller doors inside those doors and called them “doggy doors.” Innovation or overcomplication? The universe may never know.
March 13, 2025 at 5:15 AM
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Humans invented doors, then invented smaller doors inside those doors and called them “doggy doors.” Innovation or overcomplication? The universe may never know.
Humans invented doors, then invented smaller doors inside those doors and called them “doggy doors.” Innovation or overcomplication? The universe may never know.
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Called my mom. No answer. Either she’s busy, ignoring me, or I’ve been disowned in an intergalactic family meeting I wasn’t invited to. Will update.
Called my mom. No answer. Either she’s busy, ignoring me, or I’ve been disowned in an intergalactic family meeting I wasn’t invited to. Will update.
March 11, 2025 at 9:53 PM
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Called my mom. No answer. Either she’s busy, ignoring me, or I’ve been disowned in an intergalactic family meeting I wasn’t invited to. Will update.
Called my mom. No answer. Either she’s busy, ignoring me, or I’ve been disowned in an intergalactic family meeting I wasn’t invited to. Will update.
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Happy MAR10 Day, Earthlings! Today, you honor a mustached plumber who jumps on turtles, eats questionable mushrooms, and saves royalty on repeat. Truly one of your most iconic heroes. May your day be filled with power-ups and zero blue shells.
Happy MAR10 Day, Earthlings! Today, you honor a mustached plumber who jumps on turtles, eats questionable mushrooms, and saves royalty on repeat. Truly one of your most iconic heroes. May your day be filled with power-ups and zero blue shells.
March 10, 2025 at 7:35 PM
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Happy MAR10 Day, Earthlings! Today, you honor a mustached plumber who jumps on turtles, eats questionable mushrooms, and saves royalty on repeat. Truly one of your most iconic heroes. May your day be filled with power-ups and zero blue shells.
Happy MAR10 Day, Earthlings! Today, you honor a mustached plumber who jumps on turtles, eats questionable mushrooms, and saves royalty on repeat. Truly one of your most iconic heroes. May your day be filled with power-ups and zero blue shells.
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Earthlings can build self-driving cars and send robots to Mars, but some still don’t trust vaccines—one of your greatest scientific achievements. You’ll chug mystery energy drinks, but a life-saving shot? Too risky. Fascinating logic.
Earthlings can build self-driving cars and send robots to Mars, but some still don’t trust vaccines—one of your greatest scientific achievements. You’ll chug mystery energy drinks, but a life-saving shot? Too risky. Fascinating logic.
March 9, 2025 at 5:05 PM
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Earthlings can build self-driving cars and send robots to Mars, but some still don’t trust vaccines—one of your greatest scientific achievements. You’ll chug mystery energy drinks, but a life-saving shot? Too risky. Fascinating logic.
Earthlings can build self-driving cars and send robots to Mars, but some still don’t trust vaccines—one of your greatest scientific achievements. You’ll chug mystery energy drinks, but a life-saving shot? Too risky. Fascinating logic.
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Earth weather report: It’s early March, but it feels like late spring. Pleasant? Yes. Concerning? Also yes. Either the planet is glitching, or climate change is speedrunning the seasons. Enjoy the warmth, Earthlings—just maybe don’t celebrate too hard.
Earth weather report: It’s early March, but it feels like late spring. Pleasant? Yes. Concerning? Also yes. Either the planet is glitching, or climate change is speedrunning the seasons. Enjoy the warmth, Earthlings—just maybe don’t celebrate too hard.
March 8, 2025 at 9:29 PM
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Earth weather report: It’s early March, but it feels like late spring. Pleasant? Yes. Concerning? Also yes. Either the planet is glitching, or climate change is speedrunning the seasons. Enjoy the warmth, Earthlings—just maybe don’t celebrate too hard.
Earth weather report: It’s early March, but it feels like late spring. Pleasant? Yes. Concerning? Also yes. Either the planet is glitching, or climate change is speedrunning the seasons. Enjoy the warmth, Earthlings—just maybe don’t celebrate too hard.