Simon Says what have we done? 💙
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Digital / marketing dude, thicc southern bearded yt progressive democrat (we exist!), cheesy family dude, AI curious.
Down with the traitors, up with the stars.
Do right and fear no man.
Down with the traitors, up with the stars.
Do right and fear no man.
Democrats just announced that they are rebranding to Diet Republican.
Same bad policies, more transparent.
Bravo to @democrats.org and @schumer.senate.gov for their leadership.
Same bad policies, more transparent.
Bravo to @democrats.org and @schumer.senate.gov for their leadership.
November 11, 2025 at 2:07 AM
Democrats just announced that they are rebranding to Diet Republican.
Same bad policies, more transparent.
Bravo to @democrats.org and @schumer.senate.gov for their leadership.
Same bad policies, more transparent.
Bravo to @democrats.org and @schumer.senate.gov for their leadership.
September 19, 2025 at 5:52 AM
Trump just declared war on an American city.
September 6, 2025 at 4:49 PM
Trump just declared war on an American city.
Metaphor for America
September 5, 2025 at 10:43 PM
Metaphor for America
September 5, 2025 at 5:41 PM
JB Pritzker:
August 22, 2025 at 11:04 PM
JB Pritzker:
In ten years I haven’t seen that fat fuck do anything that could be considered “gentleman”
You can be sure she agrees.
You can be sure she agrees.
August 22, 2025 at 10:09 PM
In ten years I haven’t seen that fat fuck do anything that could be considered “gentleman”
You can be sure she agrees.
You can be sure she agrees.
Breaking: Image leaked from the room where Putin and Trump met.
August 19, 2025 at 3:14 AM
Breaking: Image leaked from the room where Putin and Trump met.
I mean I stand in judgment of no one’s kinks.
August 13, 2025 at 1:10 PM
I mean I stand in judgment of no one’s kinks.
It’s actually fascinating how full of shit the @nytimes.com has become, they are perfectly unable to call bullshit even where it is plainly obvious.
When the history of this moment is written, the paper of records deserves what is coming to them as a collaborator.
When the history of this moment is written, the paper of records deserves what is coming to them as a collaborator.
August 11, 2025 at 3:45 PM
It’s actually fascinating how full of shit the @nytimes.com has become, they are perfectly unable to call bullshit even where it is plainly obvious.
When the history of this moment is written, the paper of records deserves what is coming to them as a collaborator.
When the history of this moment is written, the paper of records deserves what is coming to them as a collaborator.
I found a lizard!
August 10, 2025 at 4:43 PM
I found a lizard!
If anyone needs a tacky shit emoji as news is announced about White House renovations, I made one.
You’re welcome, everyone living through 2025.
You’re welcome, everyone living through 2025.
August 7, 2025 at 10:59 PM
If anyone needs a tacky shit emoji as news is announced about White House renovations, I made one.
You’re welcome, everyone living through 2025.
You’re welcome, everyone living through 2025.
The @nytimes.com is one of the leading causes of the decline of America.
August 6, 2025 at 12:24 AM
The @nytimes.com is one of the leading causes of the decline of America.
There’s no way they are serious about this right? What trashy garbage.
August 2, 2025 at 1:26 PM
There’s no way they are serious about this right? What trashy garbage.
Live em while you got em
August 1, 2025 at 11:06 PM
Live em while you got em
I’d see this movie
July 31, 2025 at 4:01 PM
I’d see this movie
You know guys, I think he might’ve known about.
July 15, 2025 at 2:55 AM
You know guys, I think he might’ve known about.
Damn UFO chill bro, low beams
July 14, 2025 at 5:20 AM
Damn UFO chill bro, low beams
Wait bezos married the fake Melania?
July 3, 2025 at 11:39 PM
Wait bezos married the fake Melania?
What in Christ’s left nut is a “Large Engine Vehicle”
July 2, 2025 at 10:26 PM
What in Christ’s left nut is a “Large Engine Vehicle”
It’s ok guys, this 22 year old gardener is in charge of counter terrorism. He can handle Iran’s vast network of terror, I’m sure.
June 22, 2025 at 4:13 PM
It’s ok guys, this 22 year old gardener is in charge of counter terrorism. He can handle Iran’s vast network of terror, I’m sure.
All in favor of fascism:
June 15, 2025 at 3:20 PM
All in favor of fascism: