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Amazon Mastered Superhero Satire Years Before Invincible Or The Boys:
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DANGERBOAT: Converting shower to cargo cannon now.
THE TICK (steps into cannon/shower): Great granny's corset. I'm in a tight spot.
DANGERBOAT: Countdown. 3. 2. 1.
THE TICK: Hold on, chum. The big blue yonder's comin' for ya. —PENSACOLA!
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THE TICK (steps into cannon/shower): Great granny's corset. I'm in a tight spot.
DANGERBOAT: Countdown. 3. 2. 1.
THE TICK: Hold on, chum. The big blue yonder's comin' for ya. —PENSACOLA!
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February 14, 2026 at 11:40 PM
DANGERBOAT: Converting shower to cargo cannon now.
THE TICK (steps into cannon/shower): Great granny's corset. I'm in a tight spot.
DANGERBOAT: Countdown. 3. 2. 1.
THE TICK: Hold on, chum. The big blue yonder's comin' for ya. —PENSACOLA!
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THE TICK (steps into cannon/shower): Great granny's corset. I'm in a tight spot.
DANGERBOAT: Countdown. 3. 2. 1.
THE TICK: Hold on, chum. The big blue yonder's comin' for ya. —PENSACOLA!
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SUPERIAN: Wait. The Terror is alive?
ARTHUR: Yes.
SUPERIAN: Huh. I wondered about that.
ARTHUR: I'm sorry, you… you wondered?
SUPERIAN: We found his teeth...
ARTHUR: Yeah, I know about the teeth. What is it with you people and teeth?
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ARTHUR: Yes.
SUPERIAN: Huh. I wondered about that.
ARTHUR: I'm sorry, you… you wondered?
SUPERIAN: We found his teeth...
ARTHUR: Yeah, I know about the teeth. What is it with you people and teeth?
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February 14, 2026 at 5:40 PM
SUPERIAN: Wait. The Terror is alive?
ARTHUR: Yes.
SUPERIAN: Huh. I wondered about that.
ARTHUR: I'm sorry, you… you wondered?
SUPERIAN: We found his teeth...
ARTHUR: Yeah, I know about the teeth. What is it with you people and teeth?
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ARTHUR: Yes.
SUPERIAN: Huh. I wondered about that.
ARTHUR: I'm sorry, you… you wondered?
SUPERIAN: We found his teeth...
ARTHUR: Yeah, I know about the teeth. What is it with you people and teeth?
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THE TICK: …the press has dubbed him Lobsterculz.
ARTHUR: Uh, I think, Tick, I-I think that's pronounced Lobster-cules.
THE TICK: Lobstercules. I don't get it.
ARTHUR: I don't either.
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ARTHUR: Uh, I think, Tick, I-I think that's pronounced Lobster-cules.
THE TICK: Lobstercules. I don't get it.
ARTHUR: I don't either.
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February 14, 2026 at 11:40 AM
THE TICK: …the press has dubbed him Lobsterculz.
ARTHUR: Uh, I think, Tick, I-I think that's pronounced Lobster-cules.
THE TICK: Lobstercules. I don't get it.
ARTHUR: I don't either.
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ARTHUR: Uh, I think, Tick, I-I think that's pronounced Lobster-cules.
THE TICK: Lobstercules. I don't get it.
ARTHUR: I don't either.
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THE TICK: You've got a snazzy supersuit stuffed with pluck. (EXHALES) And who knows, maybe your very vulnerability might be your greatest strength.
ARTHUR: That doesn't sound very good.
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ARTHUR: That doesn't sound very good.
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February 14, 2026 at 5:40 AM
THE TICK: You've got a snazzy supersuit stuffed with pluck. (EXHALES) And who knows, maybe your very vulnerability might be your greatest strength.
ARTHUR: That doesn't sound very good.
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ARTHUR: That doesn't sound very good.
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DANGERBOAT (on the phone): I was just wondering have you ever seen The Princess Bride?
ARTHUR: Uh, the movie?
DANGERBOAT: It's so good, isn't it? I was thinking of watching it again one of these nights.
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ARTHUR: Uh, the movie?
DANGERBOAT: It's so good, isn't it? I was thinking of watching it again one of these nights.
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February 13, 2026 at 11:40 PM
DANGERBOAT (on the phone): I was just wondering have you ever seen The Princess Bride?
ARTHUR: Uh, the movie?
DANGERBOAT: It's so good, isn't it? I was thinking of watching it again one of these nights.
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ARTHUR: Uh, the movie?
DANGERBOAT: It's so good, isn't it? I was thinking of watching it again one of these nights.
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THE TICK: Tell me all you know about the bank-robbing behemoth they call Lobstercules.
SHIFTY MAN: Come on, man, I don't know crustaceans, I'm just a bookie.
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SHIFTY MAN: Come on, man, I don't know crustaceans, I'm just a bookie.
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February 13, 2026 at 5:40 PM
THE TICK: Tell me all you know about the bank-robbing behemoth they call Lobstercules.
SHIFTY MAN: Come on, man, I don't know crustaceans, I'm just a bookie.
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SHIFTY MAN: Come on, man, I don't know crustaceans, I'm just a bookie.
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ARTHUR: Hey, Superian? You said that you can hear me anywhere in the world. If you had a moment, we could really use your help right about now. Anything? Oh, Superian?
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February 13, 2026 at 11:40 AM
ARTHUR: Hey, Superian? You said that you can hear me anywhere in the world. If you had a moment, we could really use your help right about now. Anything? Oh, Superian?
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NABOKOV: Welcome to Taste of Urmania. Can I interest you in an FLT?
TICK: Sounds great!
ARTHUR: No, Tick, we're not here to… Wait a second. FLT?
NABOKOV: Face, lettuce and tomato. Sheep face, lamb face, sometimes owl. National delicacy.
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TICK: Sounds great!
ARTHUR: No, Tick, we're not here to… Wait a second. FLT?
NABOKOV: Face, lettuce and tomato. Sheep face, lamb face, sometimes owl. National delicacy.
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February 13, 2026 at 5:40 AM
NABOKOV: Welcome to Taste of Urmania. Can I interest you in an FLT?
TICK: Sounds great!
ARTHUR: No, Tick, we're not here to… Wait a second. FLT?
NABOKOV: Face, lettuce and tomato. Sheep face, lamb face, sometimes owl. National delicacy.
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TICK: Sounds great!
ARTHUR: No, Tick, we're not here to… Wait a second. FLT?
NABOKOV: Face, lettuce and tomato. Sheep face, lamb face, sometimes owl. National delicacy.
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OVERKILL: We'll reconvene back here in exactly 27 hours. (OVERKILL SETS HIS WATCH) …And mark.
DOT: Or you could just text me.
OVERKILL: Yeah, sure.
DOT: Okay.
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DOT: Or you could just text me.
OVERKILL: Yeah, sure.
DOT: Okay.
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February 12, 2026 at 11:40 PM
OVERKILL: We'll reconvene back here in exactly 27 hours. (OVERKILL SETS HIS WATCH) …And mark.
DOT: Or you could just text me.
OVERKILL: Yeah, sure.
DOT: Okay.
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DOT: Or you could just text me.
OVERKILL: Yeah, sure.
DOT: Okay.
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ARTHUR: Tick, I lost Donny, but I got his shoe.
THE TICK: A shoe clue. Nice work, chum.
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THE TICK: A shoe clue. Nice work, chum.
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February 12, 2026 at 5:40 PM
ARTHUR: Tick, I lost Donny, but I got his shoe.
THE TICK: A shoe clue. Nice work, chum.
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THE TICK: A shoe clue. Nice work, chum.
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NABOKOV: Welcome to Taste of Urmania. Can I interest you in an FLT?
TICK: Sounds great!
ARTHUR: No, Tick, we're not here to… Wait a second. FLT?
NABOKOV: Face, lettuce and tomato. Sheep face, lamb face, sometimes owl. National delicacy.
#TheTick #Superheroes #PrimeVideo
TICK: Sounds great!
ARTHUR: No, Tick, we're not here to… Wait a second. FLT?
NABOKOV: Face, lettuce and tomato. Sheep face, lamb face, sometimes owl. National delicacy.
#TheTick #Superheroes #PrimeVideo
February 12, 2026 at 11:40 AM
NABOKOV: Welcome to Taste of Urmania. Can I interest you in an FLT?
TICK: Sounds great!
ARTHUR: No, Tick, we're not here to… Wait a second. FLT?
NABOKOV: Face, lettuce and tomato. Sheep face, lamb face, sometimes owl. National delicacy.
#TheTick #Superheroes #PrimeVideo
TICK: Sounds great!
ARTHUR: No, Tick, we're not here to… Wait a second. FLT?
NABOKOV: Face, lettuce and tomato. Sheep face, lamb face, sometimes owl. National delicacy.
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TINFOIL KEVIN: AEGIS is afraid of us.
DOT: Us. You mean categories?
TINFOIL KEVIN: Yes. They're always watching.
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DOT: Us. You mean categories?
TINFOIL KEVIN: Yes. They're always watching.
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February 12, 2026 at 5:40 AM
TINFOIL KEVIN: AEGIS is afraid of us.
DOT: Us. You mean categories?
TINFOIL KEVIN: Yes. They're always watching.
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DOT: Us. You mean categories?
TINFOIL KEVIN: Yes. They're always watching.
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ARTHUR: Kevin, can you actually keep track of the apartment while we're gone? Just take track of who comes and goes?
TINFOIL KEVIN: Already on it. You guys just went in there ten minutes ago and came out… right about now.
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TINFOIL KEVIN: Already on it. You guys just went in there ten minutes ago and came out… right about now.
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February 11, 2026 at 11:40 PM
ARTHUR: Kevin, can you actually keep track of the apartment while we're gone? Just take track of who comes and goes?
TINFOIL KEVIN: Already on it. You guys just went in there ten minutes ago and came out… right about now.
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TINFOIL KEVIN: Already on it. You guys just went in there ten minutes ago and came out… right about now.
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THE TICK (clenching his fists): Anyhow, we should introduce this bank-robbing lobster to Surf and Turf. Now offering market prices.
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February 11, 2026 at 5:40 PM
THE TICK (clenching his fists): Anyhow, we should introduce this bank-robbing lobster to Surf and Turf. Now offering market prices.
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THE TICK: Your responsibility is in the fresh out there with me, fighting with the ever-churning butter churners of evil. That's the big time. That's the show. That is who you are.
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February 11, 2026 at 11:40 AM
THE TICK: Your responsibility is in the fresh out there with me, fighting with the ever-churning butter churners of evil. That's the big time. That's the show. That is who you are.
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THE TERROR (to Ms. Lint): You want my advice? You take that dumbass name and make it a strength! You don't kill people 'cause they call you names. You kill people because it's fun.
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February 11, 2026 at 5:40 AM
THE TERROR (to Ms. Lint): You want my advice? You take that dumbass name and make it a strength! You don't kill people 'cause they call you names. You kill people because it's fun.
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DANGERBOAT: Now, what am I looking for exactly?
THE TICK: Well, the shoe is the clue. We're on the hunt for the bank robbing Cinder-fella that lost it.
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THE TICK: Well, the shoe is the clue. We're on the hunt for the bank robbing Cinder-fella that lost it.
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February 10, 2026 at 11:40 PM
DANGERBOAT: Now, what am I looking for exactly?
THE TICK: Well, the shoe is the clue. We're on the hunt for the bank robbing Cinder-fella that lost it.
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THE TICK: Well, the shoe is the clue. We're on the hunt for the bank robbing Cinder-fella that lost it.
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THE TICK (motioning towards Ouma's delicious plate of tuwo shinkafa): Hey, Arthur. Tupak Latifah?
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February 10, 2026 at 5:40 PM
THE TICK (motioning towards Ouma's delicious plate of tuwo shinkafa): Hey, Arthur. Tupak Latifah?
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(alarm blaring - it's 6:30 AM)
ARTHUR: Oh, I had a flying dream.
THE TICK: No surprise there. You've got a flying life, fella.
ARTHUR: I think it means something.
THE TICK: Indeed.
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ARTHUR: Oh, I had a flying dream.
THE TICK: No surprise there. You've got a flying life, fella.
ARTHUR: I think it means something.
THE TICK: Indeed.
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February 10, 2026 at 11:40 AM
(alarm blaring - it's 6:30 AM)
ARTHUR: Oh, I had a flying dream.
THE TICK: No surprise there. You've got a flying life, fella.
ARTHUR: I think it means something.
THE TICK: Indeed.
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ARTHUR: Oh, I had a flying dream.
THE TICK: No surprise there. You've got a flying life, fella.
ARTHUR: I think it means something.
THE TICK: Indeed.
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THE TICK: Villain!
HOBBES: Villain? No. I'm a dedicated government employee finally accomplishing the true goal of his agency.
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HOBBES: Villain? No. I'm a dedicated government employee finally accomplishing the true goal of his agency.
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February 10, 2026 at 5:40 AM
THE TICK: Villain!
HOBBES: Villain? No. I'm a dedicated government employee finally accomplishing the true goal of his agency.
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HOBBES: Villain? No. I'm a dedicated government employee finally accomplishing the true goal of his agency.
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THE TICK: Hey Arthur! Come See this!
(lobster babies trilling quietly)
THE TICK: Kevin got them a night-light.
TINFOIL KEVIN: I thought it would make them feel more at home.
(lobsters purring)
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(lobster babies trilling quietly)
THE TICK: Kevin got them a night-light.
TINFOIL KEVIN: I thought it would make them feel more at home.
(lobsters purring)
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February 9, 2026 at 11:40 PM
THE TICK: Hey Arthur! Come See this!
(lobster babies trilling quietly)
THE TICK: Kevin got them a night-light.
TINFOIL KEVIN: I thought it would make them feel more at home.
(lobsters purring)
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(lobster babies trilling quietly)
THE TICK: Kevin got them a night-light.
TINFOIL KEVIN: I thought it would make them feel more at home.
(lobsters purring)
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THE TICK: Wherever you are, little buddy, I hope you're happy. Are you happy Arthur? You can tell me. You can whisper it if you like.
TINFOIL KEVIN: You're talking to a glove.
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TINFOIL KEVIN: You're talking to a glove.
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February 9, 2026 at 5:40 PM
THE TICK: Wherever you are, little buddy, I hope you're happy. Are you happy Arthur? You can tell me. You can whisper it if you like.
TINFOIL KEVIN: You're talking to a glove.
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TINFOIL KEVIN: You're talking to a glove.
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THE TICK: I thought Arthur had been bending the truth to get us into the Five. But, now we have babies, I've even been lying myself (chuckles). To be honest, I don't know what Destiny is trying to teach us through all this.
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February 9, 2026 at 11:40 AM
THE TICK: I thought Arthur had been bending the truth to get us into the Five. But, now we have babies, I've even been lying myself (chuckles). To be honest, I don't know what Destiny is trying to teach us through all this.
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THE TICK: How many potential 'house under a volcanoes' have we checked off the list, chum?
ARTHUR: 13 now, including Pele's Hot Pumice Massage Palace.
THE TICK: That was some awkward sleuthing.
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ARTHUR: 13 now, including Pele's Hot Pumice Massage Palace.
THE TICK: That was some awkward sleuthing.
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February 9, 2026 at 5:40 AM
THE TICK: How many potential 'house under a volcanoes' have we checked off the list, chum?
ARTHUR: 13 now, including Pele's Hot Pumice Massage Palace.
THE TICK: That was some awkward sleuthing.
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ARTHUR: 13 now, including Pele's Hot Pumice Massage Palace.
THE TICK: That was some awkward sleuthing.
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THE TICK: Villain!
HOBBES: Villain? No. I'm a dedicated government employee finally accomplishing the true goal of his agency.
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HOBBES: Villain? No. I'm a dedicated government employee finally accomplishing the true goal of his agency.
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February 8, 2026 at 11:40 PM
THE TICK: Villain!
HOBBES: Villain? No. I'm a dedicated government employee finally accomplishing the true goal of his agency.
#TheTick #Superheroes #PrimeVideo
HOBBES: Villain? No. I'm a dedicated government employee finally accomplishing the true goal of his agency.
#TheTick #Superheroes #PrimeVideo