Prof. Alma Holzhurt
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Prof. Alma Holzhurt
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LIVE through the ditches and LAUGH through the witches and LOVE in the back of my dragula
July 4, 2025 at 2:58 PM
June 6, 2025 at 1:51 AM
🎶Dig through the ditches
and burn through the witches
that slam in the back of my Dragula🎶
May 3, 2025 at 4:37 PM
Movie you’ve watched more than six times using gifs.

(“Hard mode” no Star Wars, Star Trek, or LOTR)
April 26, 2025 at 2:30 AM
April 25, 2025 at 11:41 PM
Older I get, the more Baby Billy coded I realize I am
April 24, 2025 at 9:03 PM
April 21, 2025 at 10:17 PM
No, I'm not religious — but I do believe in the holy trinity
April 9, 2025 at 3:42 AM
Wait there’s more than one awful person named Lindsey Graham?
March 29, 2025 at 12:42 PM
March 28, 2025 at 3:10 PM
Pretty much
March 22, 2025 at 3:22 PM
Lickilicky, the cunnilingus Pokémon
March 22, 2025 at 3:12 PM
Ok, hear me out. A Lord of the Rings re-make, but with these two taking the One Ring to Mordor:
March 15, 2025 at 2:35 PM
Vibes going into the weekend
March 13, 2025 at 2:44 PM
March 11, 2025 at 6:44 PM
March 6, 2025 at 5:52 PM
Watching this address like
March 5, 2025 at 2:56 AM
The government thinks they have the authority to expel/arrest my students if they protest on campus? Wish a motherfucker would
March 4, 2025 at 6:01 PM
March 1, 2025 at 11:27 PM
February 24, 2025 at 1:26 AM
February 24, 2025 at 1:25 AM
New this spring from IKEA
February 23, 2025 at 5:24 PM
February 20, 2025 at 7:14 PM
February 18, 2025 at 5:02 AM
Hey all you weekend warriors and DIYers! With it being tax season, you can make your very own national razor for less than $200. Put that tax return to good use
February 16, 2025 at 4:32 AM