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Doug Savage
@savagechickens.bsky.social
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I'm the creator of Savage Chickens, and Laser Moose & Rabbit Boy.
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The Amazing Man-Spider. www.patreon.com/posts/amazin...
The spider with the powers of a man MAN-SPIDER [pic of spider dangling from a messy broken web, saying "I'm fine!"] With the power to never ask for help!
November 26, 2025 at 7:19 AM
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The Greatest. www.patreon.com/posts/greate...
A chicken is pointing at two very similar-looking pie charts. "According to the employee satisfaction survey, 75% of you think this is a great place to work! Also, 75% of you don't believe that these surveys are anonymous."
November 25, 2025 at 8:10 AM
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Taking Off the Pressure. www.patreon.com/posts/taking...
A chicken is at a podium on stage, thinking "This is great! Nobody's even paying attention to me!" In the audience, there are screams. Caption: "Don't like public speaking? Try releasing a crate of snakes into the audience!"
November 24, 2025 at 8:55 AM
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The Legend. www.patreon.com/posts/legend...
Parent Chicken is tucking Little Kid Chicken into bed and saying "...and the legend says that the sky is blue because it was painted by sky gnomes!" Caption: Microdose responsibly.
November 21, 2025 at 7:47 AM
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The Optimist. www.patreon.com/posts/optimi...
Chicken 1 to Chicken 2: "I don't think you're an idiot. I'm an optimist. I think your brain is half-full."
November 20, 2025 at 7:38 AM
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Chainsaws. www.patreon.com/posts/chains...
Panel 1. Two chickens drinking their morning coffees. One says "Hey I figured out why I keep dreaming about chainsaws!" Panel 2. EARLIER... The chickens are in bed, and one of them is snoring very loudly.
November 19, 2025 at 7:30 AM
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The Amazing Hammer. www.patreon.com/posts/amazin...
Title: The Amazing HAMMER Chicken with hammer: "Hammer" is the best! I used it to bash these nails into a board! Saleschicken in suit: But you can use it for virtually anything! Washing the car? Use Hammer! [pic of chicken hitting hood of car with a hammer] Need to open a window? Use Hammer! [pic of hammer crashing through a window] Want to greet a friend? Use Hammer! [pic of chicken swinging a hammer and yelling "Hi!" while another chicken off-panel yells "Ow!"]
November 18, 2025 at 9:13 AM
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Being Supportive. www.patreon.com/posts/being-...
A chicken sings while another watches. Singing chicken: "I love singing!" Other chicken: "That's great. It makes all my pained cringing worthwhile."
November 17, 2025 at 8:48 AM
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Interview. www.patreon.com/posts/interv...
Interviewer asks the applicant: "Where do you see yourself in 500 years?" and we see that they both have vampire fangs.
November 14, 2025 at 7:56 AM
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Trouble. www.patreon.com/posts/troubl...
One chicken is seeing another chicken to the door and says: "It's my way or the highway!" The other chicken asks "Am I in trouble, or are you just giving me driving directions?"
November 13, 2025 at 8:06 AM
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Bouillabaisse. www.patreon.com/posts/bouill...
Chicken looking at can of cat food, while cat watches. "You call this food? Let's go get you some bouillabaisse in Provence." Cut to outside view of private jet. In one window, the chicken sips a martini. In another, the cat is freaking out. Caption: Billionaires are terrible catsitters.
November 12, 2025 at 6:50 AM
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Season Finale. www.patreon.com/posts/season...
Panel 1: A television showing "Dumpster Fire: Rolling Down A Hill!" (with a picture of a dumpster fire rolling down a hill). Panel 2: Chicken on couch says to chicken nearby: "Ssh! I'm watching the season finale!" Panel 3: We see the dumpster's point of view as it rolls down the hill. Below is the Acme Fireworks factory outlet. Caption: "TO BE CONTINUED..."
November 11, 2025 at 8:22 AM
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Learning Experience. www.patreon.com/posts/learni...
Chicken 1: "Hang in there. This is a good learning experience." Chicken 2, at desk, looking stressed: "True. So far, I've learned that I hate learning experiences."
November 10, 2025 at 6:56 AM
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Surrender. www.patreon.com/posts/surren...
Caption: Sci-fi movies taught me that robots would take over the world. [image of skeletal Terminator robot] Caption: But it looks like A.I. algorithms are taking over the world instead. [image of chicken looking at a computer screen, filled with binary code] Caption: It's as if our Robot Overlords can't even be bothered to get dressed in their robot outfits.
November 7, 2025 at 7:42 AM
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Grandpa Turtle. www.patreon.com/posts/grandp...
Panel 1. An older turtle watches a young turtle approach. Panel 2. The young turtler gets a little closer. Panel 3. And a little closer. Panel 4. And a little closer. The older turtle says "Slow down, kiddo. Where's the fire?"
November 6, 2025 at 8:00 AM
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Teaching the Elephant. www.patreon.com/posts/teachi...
PROD3000: As an older company, we need to become more agile and productive. The C.E.O. calls it "Teaching the Elephant to Dance". Overworked chicken: I call it "Teaching the Elephant to Hate Your Guts".
November 5, 2025 at 7:49 AM
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Covert. www.patreon.com/posts/covert...
Beers in a pub. The drinker on the left looks confused. The drinker on the right says "YIYI! YI YI YI YIYIYI!! ...er I mean did you catch the game last night?" Caption: Undercover Dolphin
November 4, 2025 at 7:09 AM
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The Rocks. www.patreon.com/posts/rocks-...
A cave chicken sits atop a pile of rocks, yelling "I have all the rocks!" (Other cave chickens look confused.) Caption: Earliest Known Corporate Executive
November 3, 2025 at 8:08 AM
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Zombie Godzilla. www.patreon.com/posts/zombie...
Godzilla stomps through some austere-looking architecture: "Rowgrr!*" *Brains! Caption: "Zombie Godzilla (eats only universities)"
October 31, 2025 at 7:05 AM
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Ghost Hero. www.patreon.com/posts/ghost-...
Tarp Ghost, the ghost who has a tarp instead of a sheet, is stretched out above four other regular ghosts. Caption: "When it started to rain, lonely old Tarp Ghost was suddenly very popular."
October 30, 2025 at 7:12 AM
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Unexpected Bestseller. www.patreon.com/posts/unexpe...
Book title: "FIRE GOOD: My Guide to Outdoor Cookery". The picture on the cover is Frankenstein's monster, holding a spatula and wearing an apron with a heart on it.
October 29, 2025 at 7:13 AM
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Halloween Contest 2025! Reply with your entry (or entries) here, or add to the comments here: www.patreon.com/posts/hallow...
Halloween Contest 2025! The picture is a chicken dressed as a witch handing out candy at Halloween. A pumpkin sits on a nearby railing. A kid in a hockey mask is looking into his treat sack and saying....? You decide! Reply with your suggestion and you could win a copy of my new book, Spidermania!
October 28, 2025 at 6:15 AM
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For Fun. www.patreon.com/posts/for-fu...
Two chickens making small talk at a party. One says "For fun? Well, I feast on the blood of the living... ooh and I'm learning to crochet!" and we see that, yes, it's a vampire chicken.
October 27, 2025 at 7:00 AM
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Animal Science. www.patreon.com/posts/animal...
Two cats talking to two perturbed-looking dogs. One of the dogs is looking at some papers. Cat: "The data clearly supports our hypothesis --" Dog: "LIES!" Close-up of the paper, which includes a graph and the title: "Dog farts are louder and smellier than cat farts"
October 24, 2025 at 7:01 AM
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Early Warning Sign. www.patreon.com/posts/early-...
Upper caption: "I feel like this company doesn't really care about its employees anymore." [pic of grizzly bear tossing distressed chickens into the air] Lower caption: "Things started going downhill when they replaced the entire Human Resources team with one angry grizzly bear."
October 23, 2025 at 7:30 AM