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the grupulous snorf
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ripley leaning away from the alien firehouse subs french dip on a poster leaning and looking like the alien. there is a smaller french dip photoshopped extending from the "mouth" of the sandwichalien
November 24, 2025 at 9:48 PM
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lap cat nokov
a black cat, juvenile, is curled up on a lap, asleep. he is in the shape of a teardrop, his ears being the point.
October 23, 2025 at 8:22 PM
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the little lad hit another milestone today
jake peralta from brooklyn 99 in front of a tv showing a picture of a black kitten in a cone. the subtitle says "guess who just got neutered!"
October 2, 2025 at 2:32 AM
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we've discovered the joys of watching crows in the yard
September 25, 2025 at 4:20 PM
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nokov is getting so fucking cute.... making air biscuits..... I cry....
September 25, 2025 at 3:53 PM
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my favorite lyrics so far
lyrics from sabrina carpenter's song manchild: why so sexy / if so dumb? / and how survive the earth so long?
September 24, 2025 at 9:15 PM
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September 17, 2025 at 5:45 PM
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Lil man is going at it
September 8, 2025 at 4:49 PM
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(this is Rüsé)(bc I can't resist showing her off)
a pale skinned half elf with a side shave mullet of black hair. she's got plate armor and a purple hood. she's got a burn scar on her right jaw.
August 25, 2025 at 6:49 PM
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saw this atrocious AI banner at the stadium last night. the other side of it said "sponsor giveaway". very generic, and I'm wondering if this is something the team had made? bad bad bad BAD #rctid
a banner on the wall behind a giveaway booth at Providence Park. it shows ai-generated art of men with long beards playing soccer. the soccer ball is not patterned properly, and the men are holding axes that are fusing with each other. the goal behind them does not connect.
August 17, 2025 at 4:16 PM
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the pyramid pleases Nokov! 🙏🙌🐈‍⬛
August 12, 2025 at 5:22 AM
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if you see this, post a cat!

here's Nokov!!
a black kitten, who is about 4 months old, is sitting sideways to the camera and looking off to his left
August 10, 2025 at 1:33 AM
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#2 is having fun with a ball tonight
July 30, 2025 at 6:13 AM
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okay rivals, whoever did this... I just wanna talk.......
Phoenix Namor skin from marvel rivals. his torso is covered in skin tight black something instead of being bare chested Phoenix five namor from the comics. he's got shoulder armor and his titties are out as god intended. his slutty little hips are out too bc the waistline of his pants could not possibly be lower
July 17, 2025 at 6:34 PM
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YES this is the rest of the party, my bardlock is the small one in the dress, then orwin is (was) our gnome artificer and Matilda is the big barbarian milf!!!
July 17, 2025 at 5:49 PM
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this isn't my oc but i did the art - this is lessie, our gloomstalker ranger from our western campaign!!! i love her a lot and my bardlock wants to smooch her more than anything
a sepia-toned painting of a seated half-orc woman holding a rifle on her knee. she has a long braid over one shoulder and is wearing old west style clothes. a sheriff's badge is pinned to her vest.
July 16, 2025 at 6:59 PM
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Griffin loves to judge me while I smoke 😭
an orange cat looks out a window at you
July 11, 2025 at 6:37 AM
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ohh!! I have some of those!!
July 1, 2025 at 9:21 PM
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is it really a stereotype if it's true
June 14, 2025 at 5:03 PM
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May 19, 2025 at 4:58 PM
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tw: animal death

have to say goodbye to my beautiful, cranky old lady today. I'm going to miss you so so much, Esme. thank you for taking care of me for the last decade. say hi to Simon for me.
May 19, 2025 at 4:11 PM
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I don't like this!!!!
May 18, 2025 at 4:30 AM
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this is desiderium!!! my illrigger of asmodeus, they are a bitch and a cunt and i love them so so much. the first art is by max kay, the second by @vespervines.bsky.social, the third by @evermeer.bsky.social and the last one is by me! i love a fancy character and Des is the FANCIEST.
a red tiefling in a fancy tudor outfit is swinging a fiery glaive. their tressym is a black short-haired cat with black bat wings and glowing feet a red skinned tiefling with four horns looks over their shoulder. their hair is long and in a loopy updo, and their face is studded with many gold piercings. the red skinned tiefling with four horns is back, in another very fancy tudor outfit and an updo. their horns are adorned with gold jewelry, as is their face. a red skinned tiefling sits at a fancy vanity table smoking a black cigarette. they are nude but turned away from the viewer, and you can see their top surgery scars in the mirror. their long hair cascades over their shoulders and nearly to the floor.
May 14, 2025 at 4:48 PM
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here's mine!
May 5, 2025 at 6:42 PM
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this is des! Desiderium if you're nasty. they/them lesbian hell baby, an illrigger in an avernus campaign. #artshare
a red-skinned tiefling with black hair and glowing gold eyes. their face is studded with gold piercings, and their long hair is in an updo looped around their lower pair of horns. they look elegant and ostentatious. red skinned tiefling with four horns. their long black hair is half pulled up, the down half draped over a shoulder and extending nearly to the floor. they are nude, though turned away such that nothing explicit is shown. they are seated at a vanity and through the mirror behind them you can see their pierced nipples and top surgery scars.
April 19, 2025 at 5:08 AM