Saty
@satyrik.bsky.social
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West UK.
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Saty
@satyrik.bsky.social
· Jan 22
Professor Elemental & Tom Caruana: Don't Feed The Trolls
YouTube video by Professor Elemental
youtu.be
Music thread....
First, this
First, this
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Lil' comic about hope and longing 💗
January 21, 2026 at 6:11 AM
Lil' comic about hope and longing 💗
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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
January 21, 2026 at 12:16 PM
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
I can handle spice. I go through a bottle of hotsauce each month, use chili and curry spices for home cooking, etc.
So why is there a fire in my mouth called Shin Ramyun, and why are my eyes melting
So why is there a fire in my mouth called Shin Ramyun, and why are my eyes melting
January 21, 2026 at 12:34 PM
I can handle spice. I go through a bottle of hotsauce each month, use chili and curry spices for home cooking, etc.
So why is there a fire in my mouth called Shin Ramyun, and why are my eyes melting
So why is there a fire in my mouth called Shin Ramyun, and why are my eyes melting
Just for once, I wish I could get back into an MMo I used to play and not find the majority of the community has devolved into a bunch of gobshites, chuds, and poasters. Gives me a horrible feeling when I can't tell whether I used to be just as bad, or whether I'm just old and antisocial now.
January 17, 2026 at 2:45 PM
Just for once, I wish I could get back into an MMo I used to play and not find the majority of the community has devolved into a bunch of gobshites, chuds, and poasters. Gives me a horrible feeling when I can't tell whether I used to be just as bad, or whether I'm just old and antisocial now.
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Dilbert enters the public domain on January 1, 2097, in case you were wondering how long it'll be until you can make your own shitty comics
January 13, 2026 at 4:19 PM
Dilbert enters the public domain on January 1, 2097, in case you were wondering how long it'll be until you can make your own shitty comics
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Winston Howes lost his wife. He planted thousands of oak trees in a six-acre field
Once it was completed he put a seat in the field, overlooking the hill near where she used to live. He didn't tell anyone
Photo: SWNS
Once it was completed he put a seat in the field, overlooking the hill near where she used to live. He didn't tell anyone
Photo: SWNS
January 12, 2026 at 9:48 AM
Winston Howes lost his wife. He planted thousands of oak trees in a six-acre field
Once it was completed he put a seat in the field, overlooking the hill near where she used to live. He didn't tell anyone
Photo: SWNS
Once it was completed he put a seat in the field, overlooking the hill near where she used to live. He didn't tell anyone
Photo: SWNS
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i think standing too close to ICE is what has been getting people killed
January 9, 2026 at 6:58 AM
i think standing too close to ICE is what has been getting people killed
Bella 1, is this war yet?
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH
January 7, 2026 at 2:35 PM
Bella 1, is this war yet?
two things:
Noone should need to take that many cognitive function exams in such a short time without considerable concern raised by their day-to-day capabilities
If you have "aced" three of them, how many more are needed before the diagnosis is incompetence and/or low baseline mental function?
Noone should need to take that many cognitive function exams in such a short time without considerable concern raised by their day-to-day capabilities
If you have "aced" three of them, how many more are needed before the diagnosis is incompetence and/or low baseline mental function?
Trump again says his health is “PERFECT” and claims he “ACED” his third straight cognitive exam, a test given by doctors to detect signs of dementia
January 2, 2026 at 2:39 PM
two things:
Noone should need to take that many cognitive function exams in such a short time without considerable concern raised by their day-to-day capabilities
If you have "aced" three of them, how many more are needed before the diagnosis is incompetence and/or low baseline mental function?
Noone should need to take that many cognitive function exams in such a short time without considerable concern raised by their day-to-day capabilities
If you have "aced" three of them, how many more are needed before the diagnosis is incompetence and/or low baseline mental function?
Still holding out for the fevered nightmares of a 19th century xenophobe to deliver poetic irony.
December 31, 2025 at 9:01 PM
Still holding out for the fevered nightmares of a 19th century xenophobe to deliver poetic irony.
A man who doesn't know or just refuses to do a load of laundry is not a man, but a whiny pissbaby who never got over weaning.
Men doing this whole “I will vanquish continents for my children” LARP is so goofy in the context of household surveys. It’s nice you’ll kill millions for your daughter, maybe we can start at doing a load of laundry for your wife who does the vast majority of household labor?
December 31, 2025 at 8:56 PM
A man who doesn't know or just refuses to do a load of laundry is not a man, but a whiny pissbaby who never got over weaning.
Fired up ring fit for the first time in months, and I mean double digits of months. Pushed HR to 132bpm, think I found where my ankle pain has been hiding.
December 29, 2025 at 4:10 PM
Fired up ring fit for the first time in months, and I mean double digits of months. Pushed HR to 132bpm, think I found where my ankle pain has been hiding.
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“Even when I enjoy my single life, there’s this constant sense of needing to settle down,” said 28-year-old teacher Nakamura Yuri. “It’s not just about finding someone, it’s about fulfilling everyone else’s idea of what I should be doing.”
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December 23, 2025 at 2:02 PM
“Even when I enjoy my single life, there’s this constant sense of needing to settle down,” said 28-year-old teacher Nakamura Yuri. “It’s not just about finding someone, it’s about fulfilling everyone else’s idea of what I should be doing.”
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Holy wrap.... who did this?
December 23, 2025 at 9:47 AM
Holy wrap.... who did this?
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people have FOMO about parties but i have FOMO about homeownership
December 22, 2025 at 6:00 PM
people have FOMO about parties but i have FOMO about homeownership
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One day something will happen — a wedding, a graduation, a job promotion, Jake Paul getting knocked out, Andrew Tate getting knocked out the next day — and you’ll want the right outfit to celebrate. Buy that special outfit now, so you’re ready when that next unexpected moment arrives.
December 21, 2025 at 7:19 AM
One day something will happen — a wedding, a graduation, a job promotion, Jake Paul getting knocked out, Andrew Tate getting knocked out the next day — and you’ll want the right outfit to celebrate. Buy that special outfit now, so you’re ready when that next unexpected moment arrives.
I am a mature adult and this is my dinner, in a car park 40 miles from home
December 16, 2025 at 7:24 PM
I am a mature adult and this is my dinner, in a car park 40 miles from home
The funeral is Tuesday. Driving there past a pub I lived and worked at for 6 months back early 2000s, before my life got flipped by a tilted and jilted cops daughter. The world is vast and somehow so very very small.
Once more early, but actually late from last weekend. Old gaming friend of mine (pre-swine flu, even) has been given roughly 6 weeks left, down from an estimated 10-12 years when the original post was made.
I'm so very tired.
I'm so very tired.
Just under 100 minutes early this time, but yep, another one of these tomorrow.
December 12, 2025 at 4:56 PM
The funeral is Tuesday. Driving there past a pub I lived and worked at for 6 months back early 2000s, before my life got flipped by a tilted and jilted cops daughter. The world is vast and somehow so very very small.
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Every day, ask yourself: am I closer to my goal of managing a haunted bed and breakfast perched upon a weathered cliff
December 1, 2025 at 11:26 PM
Every day, ask yourself: am I closer to my goal of managing a haunted bed and breakfast perched upon a weathered cliff
Huge "I could run the country the right way, not like all these upstarts and Johnny-come-latelies" drunk old guy in a bar energy from the white house
November 28, 2025 at 3:52 PM
Huge "I could run the country the right way, not like all these upstarts and Johnny-come-latelies" drunk old guy in a bar energy from the white house
This is why you should always check whether the appropriate gift is in stock.
I gave my mom what I thought was a soup-themed bath bomb some years back, but it was actually soup. She had to call my dad in to get her out of the greasy tub.
November 25, 2025 at 6:29 PM
This is why you should always check whether the appropriate gift is in stock.
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We used to have nice things
November 25, 2025 at 2:51 PM
We used to have nice things
Oh, to be a wizard
The wizard casts a magic spell and all the trash cans in the tower are suddenly empty. Outside, a trash can fills up with all the week's trash.
November 21, 2025 at 8:30 AM
Oh, to be a wizard