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Graceful Six Humoured 🫦
@saturnexalted.bsky.social
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Bombshell elegantly decomposing into forest hag

(she/her)

student astrologer, queer elder, evil sorceress

♻️ Venus > Mars > Saturn > Venus

❌TERFs/SWERFs/AI/genocide deniers/your co-star chart
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Oh, no, this means I am first to die in the sequel, doesn't it?
Screenshot of the paused quoted video that reads "The Hero"
October 15, 2025 at 6:27 PM
saturnexalted.bsky.social
This isn't even the first time he's publicly opined on "finding virgins". This is from his Wikipedia page.

Someone check this creep's hard drive.
In a 2009 blog post, he advised those who wished to "find virgins" to go to urban churches, and that "the biggest indicator that a girl is a virgin is her insistence that she wants a guy who is a virgin himself".[27]
October 6, 2025 at 3:47 PM
saturnexalted.bsky.social
"Wood", Taylor Swift, 2025
Screencap of lyrics from "Femininomenon" by Chappell Roan So let's say it's working out You pretend to love his mother Lying to your friends about How he's such a goddamn good lover Stuck in the suburbs, you're folding his laundry You got what you wanted, so stop feeling sorry
October 6, 2025 at 11:58 AM
saturnexalted.bsky.social
And you don't need to "jot down 3 lessons you learned"

OH, you're repping an app that uses AI in an attempt to make people more efficient, so of COURSE you turned this into some ludicrous extra to do list thing instead of just READING A DAMN BOOK

(Also, I explicitly have "❌ AI" in my bio, bro)
Screenshot for "Sidekick" sidekickai.bsky.social that reads "The dashboard to your life. Sidekick turns voicenotes into goal tracking, daily journaling, and next steps. It pulls out ideas, shows what worked, and gives AI insights into how you think, focus, and recover."
October 6, 2025 at 11:08 AM
saturnexalted.bsky.social
Anyway, I have monster cramps and can't believe Link, maybe the only "Bluesky Elder" who was both a man and not a sex pest, was banned for *checks notes* using the site's functionality
Screenshot of Link posting screen grabs of Jay's account labeled with prominent transphobes she follows. The first is a quote post that reads: "Following Jonathan Chait after being accused of transphobia is certainly a choice." and features a screenshot of Jay's account with "Jonathan Chait follower", "Matt Yglesias follower", and "Bluesky Elder" as tags on her account The quoted post reads: "How a single person uses their own GPU is sacred, and beyond reproach." and features a screenshot of Jay's account with "Matt Yglesias follower" as a tag on her account
October 6, 2025 at 2:22 AM
saturnexalted.bsky.social
One of this woman's first follows was an Ursula K. Le Guin bot, and I think that's the only way she's ever read any literature

Druids weren't bards, honey, and this is the opening of every episode of Are You Afraid of the Dark?
Screenshot of jay.bsky.team describing the scent of a candle of which she posted a photo, after someone asked her what it smelled like: "A bonfire the druid has tossed incense across, transporting his listeners from the dark forest to where the tale is about to start"
October 6, 2025 at 2:13 AM
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The London Standard review hits it on the head in so many ways, but this is what grosses me out the most

www.standard.co.uk/culture/musi...
According to her it’s a “good thing I like my friends cancelled”, but that’s a bit of an icky statement now she’s running around with MAGA podcasters.
October 5, 2025 at 2:22 PM
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Just read the lyrics to Showgirl because I can't get through the songs, and yeah, she's lost whatever it was that let her write lyrics, or even be relatable.

"Good thing I like my friends cancelled, I like them cloaked in Gucci and scandal"?

Noted. "Social Justice Taylor" is dead 🥱
Britney Mahomes, well known Trump supporter, cloaked in Gucci at Wimbledon (and her husband, some guy who plays a game as his job)
October 4, 2025 at 11:36 AM
saturnexalted.bsky.social
Caught a glimpse of Venus next to the moon this morning, like a beauty mark next to a smile
A terrible phone picture of what should be a very skinny crescent moon and a sweet, perfect little dot next to it
September 19, 2025 at 10:48 AM
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No new pictures, where are you mentally?
A mixed media artwork that is a framed "Keep Calm and Carry On" poster in blue and white, with the shards of a green glass case that look as if it has been thrown at the framed poster and broken the glass of the frame and itself in the process. (Sadly, I can't remember the artist and I took this years ago, and my greatest regret is not buying it because a couple years later they were in VOLTA and I couldn't afford their art anymore)
September 19, 2025 at 1:19 AM
saturnexalted.bsky.social
I'm just saying if this were the sunrise of the day when it happened, it would be a good sunrise
The sunrise on August 30th, 2025. The sky is blue, with clouds just above the horizon. Under the clouds, the sky is yellow and pink, and the clouds are over the Sun, causing crepuscular rays that make the sky look like a shot in some 1950s Biblical epic film
August 30, 2025 at 11:39 AM
saturnexalted.bsky.social
Hey, babe, wake up, they made new attachment styles for us

Neurodivergent Attachment Theory
Dr. Monsheng Letsoalo
19 May 2025
www.globalscientificjournal.com/researchpape...
Introducing the Neurodivergent Attachment Styles From these assumptions, NAT introduces five foundational attachment styles that emerge from neurodivergent ways of sensing, thinking, and connecting: 1. Sensory-Secure Attachment – Characterized by connection through sensory attunement, co-regulated routines, and consistent, non-intrusive engagement. 2. Masking-Avoidant Attachment – Driven by chronic masking, this style seeks closeness but fears being seen. Emotional availability is limited by the exhaustion of performing neurotypicality. 3. Hyperfocus-Attached – Marked by intense fixation on a person, idea, or relationship as a regulatory anchor. This style can create strong bonds but risks enmeshment and identity diffusion. 4. Looping-Disorganized Attachment – Marked by internal looping (rumination, sensory overload, or intrusive thoughts) that disrupts relational stability. This style oscillates between craving and rejecting connection. 5. Cognitive-Connector Attachment – Based on shared intellectual interests or communication through scripting, pattern-recognition, and ideation. Emotionally rich, though often misunderstood due to abstract or "flat" affect.
August 28, 2025 at 1:08 AM
saturnexalted.bsky.social
I know these say "men'", but let's pretend they don't... Tell me your interpretation
Sea Star Shenanigans deodorant that is Guava Under the Sea scented and Patrick from SpongeBob SquarePants themed Sea Star Shenanigans deodorant that is Pineapple Under the Sea scented and SpongeBob SquarePants themed
August 23, 2025 at 8:12 PM
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WOW. No birth time, but regardless he was born 2 days after a Mercury cazimi in Libra... Mercury moving away from the Sun (the king), but being maltreated by the Sun, in the sign of justice and fairness

Would not be at all surprised to find his MC in the 11H (and a 1PM birth time gives him a conj)
Mo Chara birth chart (set for 1PM, actual birth time unknown) Mercury is at 25°00' and Sun is at 23°09' of Libra Other notable placements: Sag Venus-Mars applying conjunction, separating from Pluto conj. Saturn rx and Moon in Aries Virgo NN/Pisces SN Aquarius Uranus + Jupiter
August 20, 2025 at 12:44 PM
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His logic for giving them to Saturn is totally wrong, though, so I'm sticking with Luna
Screen shot from 3 Books of Occult Philosophy, Chapter 25, What is under Saturn Of animals, creeping things that are removed, solitary, nocturnal, sad, contemplative, or thoroughly dull, avaricious, timid, melancholy, very laborious, slow-moving, eating filth, and devouring their young [belong to Saturn]. Therefore, of these are moles, asses, wolves, hares, mules, cats, camels, bears, pigs, apes, dragons, basilisks, toads, all serpents and crawling things, scorpions, ants, and those creatures born from decaying earth, in water, or in ruined buildings, such as mice and many worms.
August 14, 2025 at 12:44 AM
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I know Taylor Lorenz has a long and storied history of Not Getting It, but writing about Substack sending out a push notification for a Nazi blog on her own Substack IN A PAID SUBSCRIBERS ONLY POST that requires you to GIVE MONEY TO SAID NAZI PROMOTING COMPANY is next level
Screenshot from Taylor Lorenz's Substack showing a screen shot of the push notification from the Nazi blog, followed by two paragraphs reading: '“I had [a swastika] pop up as a notification and I’m like, wtf is this? Why am I getting this?” one user said. “I was quite alarmed and blocked it.” Some users speculated that Substack had issued the push alert intentionally in order to generate engagement or that it was tied to Substack’s recent fundraising round. Substack is primarily funded by Andreessen Horowitz, a firm whose founders have pushed extreme far right rhetoric. “I thought that Substack was just for diaries and things like that,” a user who posted about receiving the alert on his Instagram story told User Mag. “I didn’t realize there was such a prominent presence of the far right on the app.”' Followed by "This post is for paid subscribers", a Subscribe button, and then at the bottom, the telltale "Start writing" button with the Substack logo, and, I cannot stop laughing at this, the phrase "Substack is the home for great culture"
July 31, 2025 at 1:35 AM
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Got slide cupping after regular cupping yesterday, and while I appreciate that the forever knot in my shoulder at GB-21 is finally reducing, the fact that it looks like I have 2 dicks on my back going into a 3 day weekend where I'll be at the pool is less than ideal
The lower head and upper back of a white woman with shoulder length curly blonde hair. From the shoulder blades to about mid-back are two cupping marks on each side, with a lot of sha (raised, red capillaries) connecting them in a way that evokes a dick and balls as seen in side view)
July 3, 2025 at 11:09 AM
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Yes, there are a lot of things breaking in my apartment and my building, but how could I ever leave being able to have breakfast while I do this?
June 25, 2025 at 12:19 PM
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This is the most vile scam I've ever seen someone try to pull. I asked where to send money to newborns in Gaza, and someone created a fake account of the person I asked, and dropped their personal PayPal link in my DMs. This is disgusting

Please report @lexialexs.bsky.social for this
Screenshot of initial post by @lexialex.bsky.social with video: Urgent appeal from Dr. Ahmed al-Farra... all these babies will die if milk doesn't get into Gaza Screenshot Quote reply from @lexialex.bsky.social: Call your representative, no matter what country you're in. Or email them the link to the video, Dr. al-Farra is a well known and respected doctor. Money doesn't help here because doctors can't go out and buy formula from the gangs Israel pays to steal the aid. We need political pressure Quoted post from me: Is there somewhere to send money? Or is there another call to action that you would recommend? Screen shot of a DM from @lexialexs.bsky.social-- note the extra s on the end of lexialex!-- in reply to my post asking if I could send money: Hello, on regards to this, thanks for considering and reaching out, I really appreciate, for donations, use the PayPal donation link below. Anything sent is much appreciated. [link to my post] [link to their PayPal account] Kindly let me know when you send. Thanks. This person's PayPal account, which is for someone named roise muindi ...and is about to get reported to PayPal
June 19, 2025 at 3:54 PM
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You're never going to get laid by a goth furry bitch when you talk to astrologers like this 😔
Screenshot of this dork's profile, with a bio that reads: Just a 356 pound (at the time of writing) mesoamerican wanting to get layer by a goth furry bitch <pun intended>
June 19, 2025 at 2:00 PM
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Wow, it got worse. You could not make me confess under TORTURE that 1) I would rather set the planet on fire by using ChatGPT instead of Google, 2) that I am so fucking devoid of personality that I asked an LLM to design my personal space, or 3) that I'm too lazy to listen to an audio book on art
ROOSE A.I. has essentially replaced Google for me for basic questions: What setting do I put this toaster oven on to make a turkey melt? How do I stop weeds from growing on my patio? I use it for interior decorating — I’ll upload a photo of a room in my house and say, “Give this room a glow-up, tell me what furniture to buy and how to arrange it and generate the ‘after’ picture.” A friend of mine just told me that they now talk to ChatGPT voice mode on their commute in their car — instead of listening to a podcast, they’ll just open it up and say, “Teach me something about modern art,” or whatever.
June 17, 2025 at 4:43 PM
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I cannot believe a NYT writer confessed this, never mind bragged about it
I’m increasingly using it for work functions — asking to research unfamiliar topics to help me get a jump start, for example, or taking a first stab at fact-checking.
June 17, 2025 at 4:40 PM
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I got Mabon... tell me more!
A beautiful card from The Wild Way oracle deck, labeled Mabon. It shows several very cute mice with leaf crowns, lunging about eating blackberries among several pumpkins, nuts and mushrooms
June 9, 2025 at 11:14 PM
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Rubio's whole visa restriction policy on anyone who tries to "censor Americans" is so obviously for the sole benefit of Musk's X that it's pathetic

At this point, Trump is President, but Musk is apparently our shitty, infantile king.*

*all kings are shitty, we used to agree on this
Screenshot from Rubio's announcement, with a portion highlighted by me: Today, I am announcing a new visa restriction policy that will apply to foreign nationals who are responsible for censorship of protected expression in the United States. It is unacceptable for foreign officials to issue or threaten arrest warrants on U.S. citizens or U.S. residents for social media posts on American platforms while physically present on U.S. soil. [highlight] It is similarly unacceptable for foreign officials to demand that American tech platforms adopt global content moderation policies [end highlight] or engage in censorship activity that reaches beyond their authority and into the United States. We will not tolerate encroachments upon American sovereignty, especially when such encroachments undermine the exercise of our fundamental right to free speech.
May 28, 2025 at 5:32 PM
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Ramps are overrated and you can get the same flavor from a little garlic and some scallions
Norman Rockwell's painting Freedom of Speech
April 24, 2025 at 11:51 AM