Saturday Midnight Special
@saturdaymidnight.bsky.social
My eyes bleed like when you press on a horned toad. Beyond that, I prefer whiskey, coffee, cigarettes, and the rough jagged edges of life that tear the skin off the muscle.
Other than that, seeing my grey brain on a soiled piece of butcher paper was cool.
Other than that, seeing my grey brain on a soiled piece of butcher paper was cool.
Pinned
Looks like a head-on for AEW #AEWCollision
February 1, 2026 at 4:17 AM
Looks like a head-on for AEW #AEWCollision
@aewontv.bsky.social
Looks like WWE decided to do the same thing Prince did, when he had disputes with Warner Bros.
Go, Royce, go.
Looks like WWE decided to do the same thing Prince did, when he had disputes with Warner Bros.
Go, Royce, go.
February 1, 2026 at 4:16 AM
@aewontv.bsky.social
Looks like WWE decided to do the same thing Prince did, when he had disputes with Warner Bros.
Go, Royce, go.
Looks like WWE decided to do the same thing Prince did, when he had disputes with Warner Bros.
Go, Royce, go.
If Rectal Cancer Was a Felon in the Oval Office in 2026 :
P.S.A. : Early Detection of Cancerous Tumors Can Help. Like This One Below.
February 1, 2026 at 2:18 AM
If Rectal Cancer Was a Felon in the Oval Office in 2026 :
I dedicate this to John Milius.
February 1, 2026 at 2:06 AM
I dedicate this to John Milius.
Hoes B4 Hoes.
February 1, 2026 at 1:29 AM
Hoes B4 Hoes.
$8M quoted to be collected over the weekend, with this 'film' being in third means that if it took $40M for the rights and $35M to market and distribute it, it is at least $67M underwater.
That makes it the Tesla of documentaries.
That makes it the Tesla of documentaries.
“Melania” opened in theaters Friday after Amazon spent $40 million for the rights and another $35 million to market and distribute it.
‘Melania’ Movie Roasted As ‘Propaganda’ By Critics In First Reviews
“Melania” opened in theaters Friday after Amazon spent $40 million for the rights and another $35 million to market and distribute it.
www.forbes.com
February 1, 2026 at 1:18 AM
$8M quoted to be collected over the weekend, with this 'film' being in third means that if it took $40M for the rights and $35M to market and distribute it, it is at least $67M underwater.
That makes it the Tesla of documentaries.
That makes it the Tesla of documentaries.
P.S.A. : Early Detection of Cancerous Tumors Can Help. Like This One Below.
January 31, 2026 at 4:16 AM
P.S.A. : Early Detection of Cancerous Tumors Can Help. Like This One Below.
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🎧 listen this is heartbreaking 💔
@coldfishstix on TikTok for the whole track
@coldfishstix on TikTok for the whole track
January 30, 2026 at 9:53 PM
🎧 listen this is heartbreaking 💔
@coldfishstix on TikTok for the whole track
@coldfishstix on TikTok for the whole track
Small businesses win contracts to track undocumented immigrants
YouTube video by Scripps News
www.youtube.com
January 31, 2026 at 2:41 AM
Next: Pork Wars : A New Hump.
The new documentary about Felon Donald J Trump
Director ? Uwe Boll
The new documentary about Felon Donald J Trump
Director ? Uwe Boll
January 31, 2026 at 12:20 AM
Next: Pork Wars : A New Hump.
The new documentary about Felon Donald J Trump
Director ? Uwe Boll
The new documentary about Felon Donald J Trump
Director ? Uwe Boll
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DOJ has since killed this link. This is what was there:
January 30, 2026 at 6:28 PM
DOJ has since killed this link. This is what was there:
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I wouldn’t want to be Robin Leach today
January 30, 2026 at 5:14 PM
I wouldn’t want to be Robin Leach today
@schumer.senate.gov
When you pass on into the afterlife and you get to speak to whomever is in charge, I hope they sit you down, tell you not to say one word, and then begin to show you every person in America who is affected by that bloated piece of garbage who should be in prison right now.
When you pass on into the afterlife and you get to speak to whomever is in charge, I hope they sit you down, tell you not to say one word, and then begin to show you every person in America who is affected by that bloated piece of garbage who should be in prison right now.
January 30, 2026 at 12:28 AM
@schumer.senate.gov
When you pass on into the afterlife and you get to speak to whomever is in charge, I hope they sit you down, tell you not to say one word, and then begin to show you every person in America who is affected by that bloated piece of garbage who should be in prison right now.
When you pass on into the afterlife and you get to speak to whomever is in charge, I hope they sit you down, tell you not to say one word, and then begin to show you every person in America who is affected by that bloated piece of garbage who should be in prison right now.
Tonight, hating Trump is a word not strong enough to show how a person will detest him. Might I suggest the following:
January 29, 2026 at 4:54 AM
Tonight, hating Trump is a word not strong enough to show how a person will detest him. Might I suggest the following:
January 28, 2026 at 6:05 PM
"You can't have guns." - D____d T____p during a recent interview.
Yet ICE can. 🤨
and ICE can grab your gun away from you before they shoot you ten times, in cold blood.
and ICE can get reassigned, like a Catholic priest accused of molesting an altar boy.
and still get paid.
and backed by NHS. 🤨
Yet ICE can. 🤨
and ICE can grab your gun away from you before they shoot you ten times, in cold blood.
and ICE can get reassigned, like a Catholic priest accused of molesting an altar boy.
and still get paid.
and backed by NHS. 🤨
January 28, 2026 at 3:54 AM
"You can't have guns." - D____d T____p during a recent interview.
Yet ICE can. 🤨
and ICE can grab your gun away from you before they shoot you ten times, in cold blood.
and ICE can get reassigned, like a Catholic priest accused of molesting an altar boy.
and still get paid.
and backed by NHS. 🤨
Yet ICE can. 🤨
and ICE can grab your gun away from you before they shoot you ten times, in cold blood.
and ICE can get reassigned, like a Catholic priest accused of molesting an altar boy.
and still get paid.
and backed by NHS. 🤨
Pam?
If you ever have to go before a congressional committee again for incompetence, along with your girl Kristi Noem, might
I suggest getting an eye exam at LensCrafters,
because your eyesight isn't as 20/20
as the rest of ours is.
If you ever have to go before a congressional committee again for incompetence, along with your girl Kristi Noem, might
I suggest getting an eye exam at LensCrafters,
because your eyesight isn't as 20/20
as the rest of ours is.
January 28, 2026 at 3:43 AM
Pam?
If you ever have to go before a congressional committee again for incompetence, along with your girl Kristi Noem, might
I suggest getting an eye exam at LensCrafters,
because your eyesight isn't as 20/20
as the rest of ours is.
If you ever have to go before a congressional committee again for incompetence, along with your girl Kristi Noem, might
I suggest getting an eye exam at LensCrafters,
because your eyesight isn't as 20/20
as the rest of ours is.
January 28, 2026 at 1:38 AM
Well, I've got my dream scenario for the next few days:
January 27, 2026 at 5:08 PM
Well, I've got my dream scenario for the next few days:
Yeah. I know.
January 27, 2026 at 5:01 PM
Yeah. I know.
Buckle up, America.
This isn't going to get any better.
Don't say we didn't warn ya.
This isn't going to get any better.
Don't say we didn't warn ya.
January 27, 2026 at 4:49 PM
Buckle up, America.
This isn't going to get any better.
Don't say we didn't warn ya.
This isn't going to get any better.
Don't say we didn't warn ya.