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Im Satan (the cute fluffy one) just a naughty Samoyed. Love people, being as dirty as possible, food, getting into trouble eating things I’m not supposed to, Green Bay football. The Wild, The Twins, Dogs, Cats.

She/her/Dammit Satan
We know they arent in MN, we would have found them by now.

Fuck ICE
RESIST
January 29, 2026 at 1:02 AM
And this
January 27, 2026 at 9:45 PM
These encounters are frequent here. These ppl pretended to swear an oath to the constitution.
January 27, 2026 at 9:44 PM
January 27, 2026 at 6:29 PM
January 27, 2026 at 6:27 PM
Sorry should have thought of that too it’s long so 3 clips incoming(Bluesky only allows 3 min videos
January 27, 2026 at 6:24 PM
I have magical furs. As this dries it all just magically falls right on onto my ppls floor and I am shiney white again. My ppl love this feature
January 27, 2026 at 12:56 PM
Guess who had some quality time outside this afternoon? (here is a hint, it was me) how did I find dirt when its -4f and the ground is frozen? I am a goddess, thats how.
January 26, 2026 at 11:14 PM
And STAY THE FUCK OUT BITCH ( I mean that in the not nicest MN nice way possible)

WE RESIST
January 26, 2026 at 11:08 PM
Today is the 925th day of January. its -8f. My people are about to abandon me again for the day so they can go get pepper sprayed by our own government. followed by a mental health hockey match. have a sinful Sunday everyone. Be a menace today.
January 25, 2026 at 4:26 PM
Video of the ICE agents disarming the man killed in Minneapolis prior to shooting him 12 times
January 24, 2026 at 6:21 PM
Not safe for Life. ICE just straight up executed a man in downtown Minneapolis. Please spread this. Everyone needs to see what they are doing to us here.
January 24, 2026 at 4:03 PM
We resist
January 24, 2026 at 1:50 AM
These are religious leaders from all over the US, praying for Minnesota at MSP. Being arrested. Do we think the pretend christians Trumpers are going to care at all about this?
January 23, 2026 at 9:10 PM
Current conditions are brutal (inside jail), I have been banned from free roaming to the outside. They have sealed my dog door access. Send help, they are trying to deny me my rights!
January 23, 2026 at 3:05 PM
I’ll be fine…. But I might do it anyways
January 23, 2026 at 2:53 AM
We appreciate any support

Resist
January 22, 2026 at 11:04 PM
Exploding tree risk from extreme cold is a fun time to live where we do.
January 21, 2026 at 7:22 PM
January 21, 2026 at 12:28 AM
Time for resistance is now. The republic has fallen.
January 20, 2026 at 1:52 PM
About the same here. Hell has frozen over, I am in heaven
January 20, 2026 at 12:47 PM
Since the government probably has us all on a list and is monitoring this right now cause that’s What Nazis and oppressive governments do. Happy Tuesday assholes. This is the real MN. See you ICE clowns out there, enjoy the weather.

The cold never bothered us anyways
January 20, 2026 at 12:35 PM
This is very illegal. ICE has no authority over US citizens, they have no right to detain anyone with papers or here legally. They have no right to even enter a home without a warrant signed by a judge. Anyone thats shade of not white is in danger even in their own homes of being abducted here
January 19, 2026 at 3:16 PM
Just a update and a thanks to everyone. This might have to be a two parter cause i cant keep this to a few sentences. We are taking a break for the rest of the weekend (dont feel safe leaving our kid home alone while we are out protesting). I know I said it before but its worse here than ppl know
January 18, 2026 at 3:03 PM
Hi. Sorry we haven’t been around much. It’s a government inspired hellscape here. Dad is trying to catch up on rest. (Will be fun to see how all these southern proud boy ice agents handle -4 tomorrow)
January 17, 2026 at 12:02 AM