Lucy B. Satan
@satanbub.bsky.social
Ms. Lucyfer BeelzeBarb Satan, at your service. I love listening to AC/DC and KISS while scouting the GOP for prospects. See you all soon.
If Dexter ends up down here, he gets a pass. I'm putting him in the penthouse suite. It has AC and ice cubes.
January 14, 2025 at 3:27 AM
If Dexter ends up down here, he gets a pass. I'm putting him in the penthouse suite. It has AC and ice cubes.
Yeah, don't be a stupid fuck. Billionaires don't care about you.
January 12, 2025 at 3:43 AM
Yeah, don't be a stupid fuck. Billionaires don't care about you.
Today, I'd like to welcome Anita Bryant. Look her up if you aren't familiar, and you'll see why she's sitting in the cheap seats. 🖕😈🖕
January 10, 2025 at 1:24 AM
Today, I'd like to welcome Anita Bryant. Look her up if you aren't familiar, and you'll see why she's sitting in the cheap seats. 🖕😈🖕
What your favorite spicy food? Bonus points if it makes you sweat while you're eating it.
January 8, 2025 at 5:10 PM
What your favorite spicy food? Bonus points if it makes you sweat while you're eating it.
If everyone worried only about themselves and fucked off about other people's choices, the whole world wouldn't be the hell it is.
January 8, 2025 at 3:21 PM
If everyone worried only about themselves and fucked off about other people's choices, the whole world wouldn't be the hell it is.
Message received, loud and clear. And I'll see you soon, Franklin.
January 8, 2025 at 4:40 AM
Message received, loud and clear. And I'll see you soon, Franklin.
Donald does cheat at golf. And on his wife. He's a fuck stain. Don't be like Donald.
January 7, 2025 at 6:06 AM
Donald does cheat at golf. And on his wife. He's a fuck stain. Don't be like Donald.
If you've ever shit your pants in public before, that was me. I get bored down here at times.
January 7, 2025 at 4:50 AM
If you've ever shit your pants in public before, that was me. I get bored down here at times.
So, here we are four years later. Didn't see this shit coming.
January 7, 2025 at 1:04 AM
So, here we are four years later. Didn't see this shit coming.
People who troll others online just to be dicks, I'll see you down here someday. Looking forward to it.
January 6, 2025 at 5:19 AM
People who troll others online just to be dicks, I'll see you down here someday. Looking forward to it.
Squid Game 2. Damn!
January 5, 2025 at 3:14 AM
Squid Game 2. Damn!
Yes, LeBron James made a deal with me. He's not retiring from basketball until he's 50.
January 4, 2025 at 5:54 AM
Yes, LeBron James made a deal with me. He's not retiring from basketball until he's 50.
I need one more follower to reach 100 souls. Who wants to join me in a warm location? It nice here in winter.
January 3, 2025 at 9:58 PM
I need one more follower to reach 100 souls. Who wants to join me in a warm location? It nice here in winter.
It's been so tough for you, hasn't it? But hey, now you can be openly racist and bigoted, just like you prefer.
January 3, 2025 at 7:24 PM
It's been so tough for you, hasn't it? But hey, now you can be openly racist and bigoted, just like you prefer.
"I'd rather laugh with the sinners than cry with the saints, the sinners are much more fun. You know only the good die young."
- Billy Joel
- Billy Joel
January 3, 2025 at 6:36 AM
"I'd rather laugh with the sinners than cry with the saints, the sinners are much more fun. You know only the good die young."
- Billy Joel
- Billy Joel
OnlyFans, but it's me and my minions coming up to Earth to beat the ever-loving fuck out of abusive boyfriends and pedophiles.
I'll call it, "OnlyHands."
I'll call it, "OnlyHands."
January 2, 2025 at 11:08 PM
OnlyFans, but it's me and my minions coming up to Earth to beat the ever-loving fuck out of abusive boyfriends and pedophiles.
I'll call it, "OnlyHands."
I'll call it, "OnlyHands."
You wouldn't believe the number of ignorant assholes we have down here. If that doesn't motivate you to live a good life on Earth, there's no fucking hope for you.
January 2, 2025 at 10:59 PM
You wouldn't believe the number of ignorant assholes we have down here. If that doesn't motivate you to live a good life on Earth, there's no fucking hope for you.
SMITE!
Ok, just kidding. I didn't do that shit. But the fella who did is sitting here next to me write now.
Ok, just kidding. I didn't do that shit. But the fella who did is sitting here next to me write now.
January 2, 2025 at 10:11 PM
SMITE!
Ok, just kidding. I didn't do that shit. But the fella who did is sitting here next to me write now.
Ok, just kidding. I didn't do that shit. But the fella who did is sitting here next to me write now.
69 followers, nice. My second favorite number that starts with 6.
January 2, 2025 at 6:06 AM
69 followers, nice. My second favorite number that starts with 6.
Savage, Brock. Looking forward to meeting you someday.
January 2, 2025 at 3:41 AM
Savage, Brock. Looking forward to meeting you someday.
Whenever someone asks me to sign their cast, I always like to write: "Last warning, you have a WEEK to get the rest of the money together."
January 2, 2025 at 1:01 AM
Whenever someone asks me to sign their cast, I always like to write: "Last warning, you have a WEEK to get the rest of the money together."
Who would you most love to see visit me in 2025? I'm always looking for leads. 🔥😈
January 1, 2025 at 7:17 PM
Who would you most love to see visit me in 2025? I'm always looking for leads. 🔥😈
I told you newbies down here not to drink and drive last night. But do you dipshits listen? Christ.
Go see Harold in Guest Services. And yes, I know it's fucking hot.
Go see Harold in Guest Services. And yes, I know it's fucking hot.
January 1, 2025 at 4:21 PM
I told you newbies down here not to drink and drive last night. But do you dipshits listen? Christ.
Go see Harold in Guest Services. And yes, I know it's fucking hot.
Go see Harold in Guest Services. And yes, I know it's fucking hot.
There's a special place in, well... HERE for people who light bombs on NYE. My dog is a mess, fuck you all with a chainsaw.
January 1, 2025 at 5:21 AM
There's a special place in, well... HERE for people who light bombs on NYE. My dog is a mess, fuck you all with a chainsaw.
Whatcha all drinking on New Year's Eve? Fireball here, naturally. 😈
January 1, 2025 at 4:27 AM
Whatcha all drinking on New Year's Eve? Fireball here, naturally. 😈