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sassyblackneighbor.bsky.social
Sassy "Black Celebration" Neighbor
@sassyblackneighbor.bsky.social
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Your favorite office crush/workplace ruiner. Will create the pettiest PowerPoint to explain how you got me fucked up.

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Weren't planes just falling apart midair not that long ago but we need to "jumpstart a nationwide conversation" about airline sartorial comportment?
Kameelah still not having it
December 5, 2025 at 10:48 PM
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Scott Poulson-Bryant with one of my favorite moments from I Love the 80s: being completely weirded out by Teddy Ruxpin
Scott staring suspiciously at Teddy Scott laughing before he begs someone to take Teddy away from him
November 30, 2025 at 6:02 PM
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Vax me anyway idc
Freddy Krueger in Dream Warriors with his finger knives replaced with needles before Taryn's kiII.
November 30, 2025 at 4:28 AM
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Got to spend today and yesterday hanging out with TWO cool dogs: my toothless nephew Drew, and my cousin Spirit, who is, unfortunately, in jail.
A white husky mix behind bars (in his crate)
November 29, 2025 at 12:43 AM
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Watched Moonwalker recently, the car reminded me of a proto Cybertruck
Michael Jackson as car in Moonwalker
November 26, 2025 at 11:09 PM
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Mads M. with the words "this is art"
November 25, 2025 at 2:15 AM
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Kameelah from Real World Boston, rolling her eyes at Sean Duffy forever and ever.
November 23, 2025 at 10:29 PM
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How things change, how things stay the same
Tr*mp getting punked by an eagle
November 20, 2025 at 9:15 PM
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Unserious hair, unserious politics.
Theo Von with a goofy mullet-esque haircut with manbangs
November 13, 2025 at 11:31 PM
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A can of Campbell's chicken soup
November 10, 2025 at 1:31 AM
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It's November 9th. Do you know it's Dogs In Sweaters season?
A small tan dog wearing a knit white hat with its ears sticking out and a neck covering
November 9, 2025 at 4:59 PM
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ALSO, check out the augmented reality exhibit from @crushcolonialism.bsky.social in the American Wing which was super dope, featuring Indigenous takes on artwork from this country. My phone is the ghetto so I took pictures of my cuzzo's snapshots!
A phone held up in front of The Met with 3 feminine figures looking like they're flying. A phone in hand held up to a statue of a gold figure shooting an arrow with a caption "Haniq Kats Tewathahita means, 'please walk a good path with me with a good mind.' It is an invitation to journey together into this exhibition with kindness, balance and intention."
October 26, 2025 at 3:12 AM
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Finally saw the #Superfine exhibit at The Met. As someone obsessed with personal style, I was hyped to have it affirmed that fashion is powerful and political. Being Black, fashion is a fuck you to people pretending they don't see me. Go, it ends tomorrow! Some faves: #artsky
My favorite fit; LOVED the beautiful textured blush cashmere (?) cardigan with a light tan striped button-down shirt underneath, dark tan trousers and beige suede shoes with silver tips. One of Prince's recognizable flouncy, ruffled white blouses next to a black and white striped sequined jacket owned by Sylvester (!!!!) Iké Udé's incredible portrait, Sartorial Anarchy #5, 2013 (metal as FUCK), featuring a young Black man in a room with blue and white ombre walls, a floral chair, a glass table lined in white with a clear glass vase of gladiolus. The rug underneath him has large blue, orange and purple squares. wearing a white shirt over a beige blazer with blue and green billowy striped pants tucked into what looks like tan leg warmer stirrups over brown shoes. He's holding a white cane with some black stripes and an incredible gigantic and elaborate red wig that would make Kate Pierson of The B-52s jealous, with a tiny black tophat with feather perched atop. In the section on travel, a photo of WEB Du Bois' passport and a letter from the Department of State with his photo and a large "CANCELED" stamp with an official red seal on it from the Special Collections and University Archives from UMass Amherst. A placard next to it reads "This 1921 passport permitted WEB Du Bois to travel to the British Isles, France, Italy, Switzerland and Belgium for the pan-African Congress. These meetings were essential to the creation of a diasporic consciousness that manifested in both Du Bois' political philosophy and personal style throughout the 20th century. As he became more politically radical later in life, Du Bois embraced Marxism. His 1944 passport was issued for travel to Haiti to give a lecture titled "Colonialism, Democracy and Peace After the War" in which he cited the improvement of the Haitian Revolution to Black radical thought. Due to his politics, the government would not issue a passport to Du Bois from 1945 to 1958, after which he left the United States permanently for Ghana."
October 26, 2025 at 2:52 AM
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Andrew McCarthy being hit by-- being struck by-- a smooth criminal.

RIP Meshach Taylor, gone far too soon.
In Mannequin, Andrew McCarthy's character dressed in a white gangster-y suit and hat dancing with Kim Cattrall.
October 22, 2025 at 4:30 AM
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Just finished rewatching Thirteen Ghosts and, again, the fact that Rah Digga has not appeared in more horror films is a hate crime.
Rah Digga wearing the ghost-seeing glasses in Thirteen Ghosts
October 22, 2025 at 12:00 AM
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Would LOVE to hear some displaced Indigenous communities speak on this statement...
Screenshot of a skeet by Second Avenue Sagas: "the work done via the Army Corps of Engineering is largely climate resiliency work..."
October 18, 2025 at 2:06 AM
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Charlie Brown wistfully staring at the snow outside his window
October 12, 2025 at 8:54 PM
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It's true: one of my worst memories is of a friend and I nearly being attacked by a gang of raccoons in college. If they can terrorize the suburbs of Chicago, lord knows what wrath they'll unleash on the mean streets of Portland.
A person in a giant raccoon costume, raising Cain.
October 10, 2025 at 8:44 PM
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Kameelah from The Real World: Boston rolling her eyes
October 8, 2025 at 10:58 PM
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We've actually been asking for trained professionals and robust social services to do these jobs but y'all keep underfunding them or whatever.
"We're asking cops to do everything," Mamdani added. "We're asking cops to handle mental health calls, we're asking them to deal with homelessness."
October 8, 2025 at 7:49 PM
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"And as mayor, he could end up achieving something that has eluded other mayors: real reform that unites the interests of citizens and ordinary cops. Or, as he puts it, "reconciling safety with justice." Black woman saying THROW IT IN THE TRASH
October 8, 2025 at 7:43 PM
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why does my new sleep bonnet have me looking like Chef Boyardee
Chef Boyardee wearing ridiculously large chef's hat
October 8, 2025 at 7:04 PM
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HOW DID I KNOW WITHOUT CLICKING THAT THE ARMY CORPS OF ENGINEERS WAS IN THIS
In June, Graphite One became the first Alaskan mine — and among the first in the country — to qualify for FAST-41, a process that expedites federal approval of critical infrastructure. This hastens environmental reviews to as little as 30 days. The complex choreography of federal permits — spanning the Army Corps of Engineers, the Bureau of Land Management, and the Fish and Wildlife Service — is now moving with unprecedented speed.
September 30, 2025 at 5:44 PM
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The poIice are not being defunded just because the waste of them playing Royal Kingdom in the subways is being decreased, but it's at the expense of regular commuters trying to survive neglected infrastructure. PLUS, let's not act like a lot of those funds don't go towards useful upgrades anyway.
"DHS's absolute denial of the money for MTA asked for under the Transit Security Grant Program, which pays for updates across the system and not just in NYC, has left law enforcement officials stunned. "This is definitely the police, MAGA-style," one law enforcement source fumed to Streetsblog. The MTA has been a regular recipient of Transit Security Grant funds since the grant was created, receiving $19.8 million from it last year also, according to a letter that the agency sent to Transportation Secretary Sean Duffy earlier this year. Some $10 million of the Grant went to the subway and bus system to pay for police patrol, bag training and canine training units and cybersecurity, with the rest of the money spent on Long Island Railroad and Metro-North, the MTA said.
September 30, 2025 at 4:03 PM
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Cover of Angela Flournoy's new book, The Wilderness Birdman birdmanning.
September 27, 2025 at 7:20 PM