they politely declined my offers of "singing the whole script" and "ghost style" but I'll keep asking

(but also... maybe don't tell a woman you don't know that you watched them the whole time at a show)

My orchestra hot take is that piccolo players should be the highest paid in the orchestra, every note is high stakes!!

also, singing "wikipedia" without being corny is a real feat

they simply never miss!

boris gained a new fan and I gained several new bruises ♥️

the cats have also agreed on a temporary truce for now, which is beautiful but unsettling

he has already learned his lesson about candles!! (he was unharmed and unbothered, I was inconsolable)