Hey Siri, play “My Type” by Saweetie 😍

Update: got one from Dunkin. Alas - it is mid. And the food I ordered was AWFUL oh my goodness stick to donuts please. 😭 i guess I will stick with fuckass hipster drinks in downtown Madison until Starbies gets their shit together.

Evil PAC and his old timey weight lifter outfit has grown on me. It's still not right that we don't get to admire his 22 perfect abs, but I suppose that's what makes him Evil PAC. #AEW #Dynamite

3rd and final call: man heavy breathing wanting to know about the lottery. Why was he breathing so hard? We don’t know.

2nd call: Patron is furious about… something. She says she has a question about probate and laws regarding mail after someone dies. Proceeds to rant for almost 10 minutes, asking no questions. We literally had to hang up on her because she wasn’t even listening.

Oh no!! I’m so sorry. Things are really going around this time of year :(

Have fun!! Say hi to Big Trouble Ben Bishop for me! He’s the best so buy some merch too ;)

Here’s some more

Some memes for you. Including two Interview with the Vampire even though I’m confident you haven’t watched the show because they make me laugh. I hope you feel better soon!!