SARI💥|| TFA
sarithebomb.bsky.social
SARI💥|| TFA
@sarithebomb.bsky.social
Currently in extra crisis✌🏾✌🏾

https://sarisumdacs.straw.page/
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Hi guys it's Sari!! Glad to meet all of you or whatever, I just wanna have fun with my squad and swag💥

(Haiiiii lol I am so excited to play this little nugget hehehehehe
Ait this stuff taste pretty good too
@sarithebomb.bsky.social I see you from across the main room, those are sweetened energon flakes. Do NOT try and eat those even though they are human-sized. I swear to the all-spark.

How did you even get up there???
December 10, 2025 at 8:42 PM
Friend, test, and butter. How do these things even go together😒
the first 3 words you see will define your 2026 😭

Money
New car
Pussy
November 26, 2025 at 10:59 PM
@ratchet-hatchet.bsky.social
RATCHET T RATCHET HELP IM SORRY
November 24, 2025 at 2:26 AM
Plans cancelled who is this
November 24, 2025 at 2:22 AM
Guys is it normal for alleys to be beeping and stuff. It sounds like the computer back at the base.
November 24, 2025 at 2:15 AM
This isn't super sigma guys
November 23, 2025 at 9:02 AM
WHAT DO YOU MEAN THERE ISNT. A TOWER ANYMORE WHAT HAPPENED TO MY OLD HOME
UM. THERE ISNT A TOWER ANYMORE
UT MIGHT HAVE A CLUE TO FIND HIM ITS WHERE HE WAS WHEN HE WAS KIDNAPPED
November 22, 2025 at 5:12 AM
IM GONNA FIND MY DAD AND YOU CANT DTOP ME ‼️‼️‼️😡😡😡😡
November 22, 2025 at 5:04 AM
NO
What am I going to do with you. You better hand it over when I get back to your room.
I took my phone back when he wasn't looking no one snitch.
November 22, 2025 at 5:00 AM
I need to find that holo-scooter where did he flipping put it.....
November 22, 2025 at 4:59 AM
I took my phone back when he wasn't looking no one snitch.
November 22, 2025 at 4:55 AM
I managed to snag one of weirdo powels scooters >:D‼️ it's got some good battery and I should be able to use it to do what I need after charging, especially since I'm WAYYYYY under the carrying weight limit.

I've read two camp survival books, and I think I'm almost ready for a little trip 😎😎
Guys How many granola bars would I need to last a week guys. Guys. Urgent. Super urgent.

GUYS‼️
October 12, 2025 at 12:12 PM
..... I'm a big girl...... I can do things........
October 2, 2025 at 2:53 PM
Hi???? Your ominous. I don't think I like that.
October 1, 2025 at 3:04 PM
Guys How many granola bars would I need to last a week guys. Guys. Urgent. Super urgent.

GUYS‼️
September 19, 2025 at 9:48 PM
my dad calls me this when hes REALLYYYY tired, when his main fuel source doesnt work anymore 🥹
September 12, 2025 at 10:37 PM
THATS ME!! THATS ME LOOKIN2G FOR MY DAD!!!

actually thats not a bad idea.....
September 12, 2025 at 10:36 PM
((ooc// interactive post y'all I might draw some responses))

GUYYYSSSSSSS I've been told my fits wack do any of you have outfit ideas⁉️ everything I have is yellow and this guy said I looked like a peeps mallow 🥲🥲 😭😭😭 💨🏃🏾‍♀️‍➡️
August 21, 2025 at 1:29 PM
Uh,,,,, uh, okay

Totally not because this feels a little threatening at all, nope

@longarmprime.bsky.social could you help me with this? The key sometimes acts as a compass for other shards....
August 13, 2025 at 5:49 AM
I miss my dad guys,,,,,,,,
August 11, 2025 at 10:43 PM
August 11, 2025 at 10:35 PM
HUIH?!??!? NO! THATS NOT HOW I LOOK AT ALL!! GIVE ME BACK MY DAD!!!! WHAT!!!!!
August 11, 2025 at 10:03 PM
thanks its really me irl, guys, guys thats me, thats totally me

(mod; thank you i drew that myself lol)
August 11, 2025 at 10:02 PM
i think explaining how babies are made to Optimus is my favorite, its was so funny to see him literally blow steam from his little vents next to his bunny ears!!

but video games is a close second, even if i only really play with Bumblebee hehehe
August 11, 2025 at 9:59 PM
i made a strawpage guys!! check it out!!

sarisumdacs.straw.page
sarisumdacs's strawpage
sarisumdacs's strawpage
sarisumdacs.straw.page
August 10, 2025 at 7:25 AM