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Sardonic Systems
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Chief Cynicism Officer, bridging Layer 2 decisions with Layer 8 drama

Enterprise & Service Provider Networking | Wi-Fi | Security | Telephony | Open Source

He/They, 🏳️‍🌈 bi, 💍 married, AuDHD
They didn’t even have the guts to put it in front of me, and just hoped id accept the terms unseen!!!
January 7, 2026 at 5:55 PM
All the risk is on me - even if I’m laid off, or let go without cause!
Im debating even negotiating this, and just walking, given the culture that must exist for this to be a standard practice for them.
January 7, 2026 at 5:55 PM
But the terms also dictate that, If for any reason, I decide I don’t want to be at that company anymore -or- if let go for any reason - I’m barred from working in the same industry for 12 months.
January 7, 2026 at 5:55 PM
I finally get an offer worth my time, after 3 months of unemployment and I’m about to walk from it on principle.
Nothing I do is necessarily proprietary. and ill state clearly - i have no issue with non-disclosure and protecting their IP
January 7, 2026 at 5:55 PM
Thats just too many goddamn meetings.
January 6, 2026 at 8:36 PM
Yeah. Discovered arch installer -after- installing. Felt like cheating, because it’s so convenient.
January 2, 2026 at 4:32 AM
TIL
I was curious why they’d not yet been fucked with and so that makes a lot of sense in perspective.
December 23, 2025 at 2:42 PM
YES
Basically the only US institution left that actually does good in this world.
December 23, 2025 at 2:35 PM
“Dry cleaning” is just using brake cleaner to wash your clothes. It’s an oil based solvent that is an extremely effective surfactant. “Dry” because no water is used. Downside it’s flammable as fuuuuck and probably someone once put it in their dryer at home.
December 23, 2025 at 2:28 PM
BG1 & 2 are absolute gems. I have the BG2 CDs somewhere in my computer horde. At times, I do miss the days where you’d have to swap the disks between regions of the game.
December 20, 2025 at 6:53 PM
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December 17, 2025 at 2:40 PM
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>the jingle horse makes eye contact

>slowly, its mouth begins to open

>there are no teeth, only an impossible number of jingling bells encircling a black abyss

>the jingling intensifies as the mouth opens ever wider

>was it always this close?

>why can't you move?
December 9, 2025 at 12:41 AM