A couple of people have suggested Brown Eyed Girl and as someone who had to learn that in my first year of high school I would personally suck all joy out of it like some kind of dense astronomical object.

I always wanted to see their national parks but now those might not even exist by the time I get the chance

I can't believe people think this man is insightful

It's going to be pretty dirty dancing with all the alien fluids and writhing tendrils and spindly arthropoid legs